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bbc-inside: When he was finished, he didn’t even pull out right away, but just kept his cock inside of me and collapsed on top of me then rolled next to me.
captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actually Me: Did you two have sex? Wife: NO!…Are you kidding me? That thing was way to big! Me: Oh my god! So that’s all that happened? Wife: sorta…We did try to have sex at Tiffany’s party.
justhooligans: Bruno Mars - Coming Home Part 2 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE GUY IS NEXT TO PHIL @ 1:25! THIS HAS BEEN KILLING ME…TELL ME PLEASE @BOOMitzSidnayy
No I don’t want to fool around with you. Are you kidding me? I’m mad at you.Don’t give me that innocent look. You know exactly what I’m talking about. Your secretary gave me a call today.Yes, that. You may be her boss with business stuff, but
artemispanthar: Look at this anxious dad making sure his kids are safe This post is like the bane of my existence because I made it almost 3 years ago and I still periodically get comments on it of people informing me that Donald, world-famous cartoon
wittlesissybaby: “Eddie are you kidding me?! I’m working from home, trying to make us money during this fucking quarantine, and you want me to stop and give you a diaper change?! I don’t have time for this! If you want me to put up with your silly
Thank you Emmanuel!! I’ve had such a shitty month money wise this month, and my sewing machine breaking was just another source of me saying “are you fucking kidding me?” This month. My old sewing machine lasted me 4 years, more
Dressed like a classy slut and ready to fuck! Who am I kidding… I’m always ready to fuck! Please like, follow, reblog, ask, or message! I love being sharing and being shared.
My heart is telling me lee jong suk and my mind is also telling me lee jong suk
This is Karma next to my butt. Me and my ex raised her on the road. She never wore leashes, she was a dog of the mountains free as could be. When we cooked steak over the fire, Karma would get one too. Karma calls me momma C. I miss her all the time.
chauvinistsushi: gamewiregirl: This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun. PRINCESS DEADPOOL
this was another commission, this time for authormagrant (twitter/ao3) from her fantastic fic that you absolutely should read because it will heal you as it healed me
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
captainimprobable: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
w33-w33: Palutena: Sit down and watch me fuck your “love”, you cheating wench! Oh yesss Link! Give me that big fuckin’ Hylian cock! Give it all to me baby! And cum in there! Link: *sex grunts* Zelda: Link… I somehow fucked up the end part.
2pacschild: angelic300: godth: uglynewyork: slavery: dongboss: when u get that GOOD SUCC find me the full vid You’ve gotta be kidding me lmao No fucking way @thisiselliz find me the full bideo too lmao
gverness: Are you fucking kidding me, this picture actually made me well up. I mean, I love the hot girls at cons dressed as slutty versions of comic book characters, this is great, keep it coming. But stuff like this reminds me of the impact and joy
devilchicky210: aobas-donut-hole: henryismywaifu: verta-bae: cha-raa: fetishtrash: funnypicturesposts: Yall need Satan HOLY SHIT Originally posted by dxsobedient [[ ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ]] [[ SHOW ME PROOF, SHOW ME!! ]] The Eleven Satanic Rules
cielphantonnhive: me: mom, dad…. im married parents: what?? no you arent me: yes i am heres proof parents: are you fucking kidding me X3
hd272: nadeki: noobling: person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it? me: … me: me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME Perfect
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
phil-the-stone: Jake Peralta: Human Disaster, Part 2 (His Efforts Have Doubled But To No Avail, Poor Kid) + tumblr text posts (shoutout to @smolperalta and @sonseulsoleil for a lot of the images)
kamalakhan:this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
isbeaatrice: weeevikkkkki: blahblahjaamie: zomgitsnaomi: are you fucking kidding me right now -_- SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WTF SAME PEOPLE TOO LOL OMFFGGG. ME TOOOOO. Wait wtf is this.. me too..ima block them. i blocked them… haha
ukulelekatie: me: *re-watches a movie I saw as a kid* me: ah yes I remember really admiring that female character for some reason me: …oh
nadeki: noobling: person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it? me: … me: me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
lnkie: kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like
slinkygrl: 2curious2kno: ravenhairedbeauty0114: 2curious2kno: pipewrenchlou: slinkygrl: Are you F***G kidding me? What to hell happened to respect. If you leave me a message like this count on me calling you out. I have a porn blog but that
burymeatsee: internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first Me: “Hey sweetie, can you text daddy and ask him if he still likes me?”Daughter: “MoooOOoOooOm”
Don’t call me “kid” Don’t call me “baby”
thesquirtlesquad: I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
whoisdeh: somesketchyshit: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am literally both these people it happened to me beforedude if you wanna talk to me, talk to mei don’t bitehaha kidding of course I bite, slooowwwwwwlllyyyy and just in
kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
pyosmom:me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*
xxii-mmxi: corruptress: peaceandfetish: follow me! These aren’t your pictures, they are xxii-mmxi’s. Stop reposting. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERYONE GO BLOCK THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MY PHOTOS STOLEN FROM ME ANYMORE FUCK
dhicks3208: tony-valentino: sluttybbw: Me and my friend. He always gets me dripping wet. Does me so good, I have to bury my head in a pillow so the neighbors won’t hear me through the paper thin walls Daaaaaaaaamn Mood
OMG I’m gone for a few days and unapologeticcbitch tagged me for the 6 selfie challenge! These are surprisingly all from the past 6 months! That’s like a record for me :P Anywhos Im gonna nominate some cool kids and I’ll leave it up
speedychopshoplover: Are you fucking kidding me? I really can’t believe what happened to me even now. I had a porn star dick. I was fucking hung man I mean serious junk. Watching my junk shrivel into nothing and then suck inside me made me feel sick
littlebusty: hypersexyanom: Miss Flower said something about me not doing anything to her. Well then, I hope she enjoys this little gangbang me and my brothers of the Hentai Family set up for her. Are you kidding me? I never wanted it to end. I haven’t
No kidding me, pls. :o Joe, please, bite me, kiss me, fuck me.
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
sarcasticlittlefuckk: come cuddle with me.like really cuddle.get under the blankets and wrap your legs around me.kiss me like you’ve missed me.i’ll tell you that i love you and you’re beautiful.i’ll smile bc I’m the happiest when I’m with
coltre: the idea of someone liking me back is so abstract in my mind. when you kiss me I feel like I am floating. do you really wanna kiss me? are your hands really on my skin? you push me closer to you. is this really happening? you kiss one of my arms.
thomen: danyspanties: Watch me cum alone since nobody is able to help me…..what the fuck Are fucking kidding me, you have such a great pussy and nobody to fuck, suck or finger you, you need to contact me at: danythomen@mail .com
Can someone please tell me what episode of Monkie Kid had Pigsy dress like this? I wanna see how long the scene of him in his boxers lasts
Another “recommended for you” blog had braless, preteen kids. Are you fucking kidding me???? Tumblr sucks, got their head up their ass.
heinousrose: i thought little!dave looked lonely here so i made the rest of the kids!! happy holidays losers (click for better resolution omfg) (if you draw any of these pls link me id love to see wow ok bye)
cryptid-wendigo:I think Black-Eyed Kids scare me even more than the Mongolian Death Worm. They’re the creepiest, honestly. I have to actively try not to think about them when i go outside at night :I
ihateskrennmz: Lucy and Rachel 7 Remember when this was a mostly Brittana appreciation blog….. Yeah I don’t either. (kidding kidding) …..um…MORE RUCY!
if anyone ever decided to draw me gift art one day i would immensely enjoy it if you drew me Luka why?? ……because i’m on a vocaloid high rn
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts
maggie923: omariospizza: letsgogetadrink: featherofamockingjay: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR
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