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zubatarang: princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.

gaymergirls: you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

queerchesters: arterialspurt: queerchesters: fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them. you over estimate your skill and underestimate the

I´ve been Expecting you

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madeleineishere: ◉◞౪◟◉ By Madéleine Flores [tumblr | twitter | society6]

sapphicdalliances: the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where

euo: turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic

wigglytuffer: sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

the-fly-on-fire: lesbianwarfare: The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism. its really painfully true

savodraws: I am the only one who does this orr…

dat-soldier: officialunitedstates: I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

enenkay: coooode: And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You

americaninfographic: Science Fiction Becomes Fact

jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

guiltyhipster: Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science.

thisisradioactive: When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

maxxtosh: Wait for it…

sexhaver: german anime censorship gives me life

wobbufetts: aidn: how the hell do i talk to people Stand in front of them and press A

allfictionkumagawa: Literaly me after every message to me.

ironriots: awfulbanter: forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has but it has oh my god thank u for this post i

thefrogman: Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter] [h/t: pleatedjeans]

shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them

trombono: chen000: chen000: how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it a sheep someone draw a sheep using these instructions this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

thebananaparadox: That awkward moment when you procrastinate things you actually want to do and you don’t even know why

naturehomie: ultra mega grouchy characters that are only soft around their significant others (●´ω｀●)

siriusdraws: it’s been a trying past few days

homovikings: in 3rd grade on valentine’s day we had to write the name of someone we loved very much in a heart and we hung the hearts up around the classroom and everyone wrote “mom” or “dad” or “grandma” etc you know like relatives and

of man's first disobedience

weedjoke420: no offense but what the fuck am i doing

tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

all-i-ever-wanted-dear: shitfestcomic: #135 I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

nedsseveredhead: Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

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cumber-porn: vanconcastiel: just watch. Just do it. You owe it to yourself. You are worth this. I laughed so much I cried

thecarvingwitch: It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

qrieves: “same sex marriage is unnatural!”

kunamathesilverfilly: archicide: a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora It’s their fedaura.

i am just a little clown

tastefullyoffensive: [piecomic]

iguanamouth: bolt down my coffin

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

lilpetrabbit: a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like

eatsleepsniff: Well, that was a disaster prevented, huh?

Middle-earth's Next Top Model

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oimatchstickman: wobbufetts: aidn: how the hell do i talk to people Stand in front of them and press A

fallen-inspiration: theholyfoot: If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.If you want to help people from north korea go here.If you want to help stop child labor go here. If you want to help people escape from their

edgy-murphy:i’m here for bisexual boys that have to put up with biphobia from their friends and family i’m here for asexual boys that are faced with the “boys are hypersexual” stereotype every day i’m here for gay boys that were abandoned

bevsi: i’m here, i’m here, i’m here

halloweencrafts: DIY Spider CakeWho knew sprinkle covered chocolate sticks could be so creepy as spider legs? For more DIY Halloween Cakes go here; for DIY Halloween Food and Drinks go here. Find the DIY Spider Cake Recipe from Sprinkle Bakes here.

ask-ickle-mod: toodrawtothink: Since most of the animation is obscured from the camera in the actual video, I figured I’d post the full thing here. :) holy moly look at that flow…and the pacing…and the..oh man..oh wow…

interne-t-addic-t: thatdisneydarling: forever-pretty-awkward: chalkandwater: Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it. i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP he’s so majestic i can paint with all the colors of the wind.

tremblefox: figured i’d better post this before i explode (this was a pain in the ass to do i dont know why HAHA) so here’s annie and her boys in hoodies..i..love these three a lot just as much as i love the entire cast of shingeki y-y also i just

lifehackable: More Psychology Hacks Here

lycanheiress: papa-levi: arcana21: “It’s getting really hot in here maybe I should open the window to let the” this is so corny I think I wanna cry…

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