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pitynotawidow: this is my new favourite gif i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real still laughing about it 3 hours later
rainbowchibbit: okuulele: kirbyartstuff: when you make OCs, and later find out they look kinda like characters from an existing series When you write/think their stories and later find out they are very similar like characters from an existing
angelpair: i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night
halotharfroggies: maxwelllabs: the word “dork” has lost all meaning for me. what exactly makes someone “dorky” If you DON’T wear a backwards hat, a sweater in the summer, and ride a bike, you are automatically dorky.
ehentalix: jaclcfrost: a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries” and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as
Maybe I'm an honest villain
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: Dude theres an abbey road camera aimed right at the crosswalk where the beatles did their thing And all day all that happens is tourists trying to reenact the famous pose its fucking addicting to watch its
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
wordpainting: nevver: Styles of Writing Cute.
I shit and take 14 damage
grievous bodily calm
doctorinthebigbluebox: dialupmodem: woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible* *signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan
littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too. Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna
it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
neeea: I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
lordoftheinternet: that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
wanksclub: my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
ivani3raginsky: i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things: asking someone to be patient confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
robotsandfrippary: habitualrogue: That can’t be a good sign welcome to toon town.
bloodstiel: queenquong: bloodstiel: what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism *cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!
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radgreymon: Tumblr is the place losers can come to be the bullies they’ve always wanted to be
troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
abookishfiend: I’ve always had a bit of a crush on Robert Downey Jr. But that’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? In the films, we flirt our way in and out of adventures.
nostalgiaultra: My Anime Reviews: Howls Moving Castle Someone needs to staple this dude’s castle into the ground and start taxing the fuck out him.
niknak79: Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
pemsylvania: how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
na razrusha'ya. e'ya razrushost
brook: spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe
gnarly: the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
larkoftheriver: No
deadlyliv: deadlyliv: basically all my ships if this shitpost reaches 600 notes i will celebrate by giving up on life
221bitssmallerontheoutside: theangryviolinist: lol oh tchaikovsky tchaikovsky whta r u doing tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
breakingbag: my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
station eleven
fandom-freak-presents: queenkickass: guys guys guys i know what i’m doing on the next party night
sourwolf: man can’t people just dislike characters anymore just because?? like why does there always have to be some deep underlying reason other than the fact that the characters annoys the ever loving shit out of me or I don’t like their prickly
militaryarmament: The Tarantula Unit, An All-Female unit of the Capital Defence Command’s 35th Special Assault Team of the Republic of Korea Army trains in building clearance. 2013/4.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-frostiest-of-butts: tinkerlu: i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE and then when you
selflubricatinganus: marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
teamfreesnuggles: when ur friend writes/draws porn
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
dadfckr: my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone
lyxdelsic: gender pronouns dont apply to me please refer to me as “your majesty”
moniquill: convivialwhim: I said I was going to draw I said I was going to draw it didn’t happen a novel I said I was going to write I said I was going to write it didn’t happen not a novel
thorxndor: since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back”
myherocomplex: aleksandarhohenberg: queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her I don’t even care if it’s true it should be
jibblyuniverse: whothehellishistorymiss: eggsac: Nat telling Steve “you’ll never find him he’s a ghost” and then the best assassin in the world conspicuously blows up a car, causes a pileup, and destroys half of DC God Bucky it’s like you
yeffyaboyuice: Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like
kickingcones: Uranus is always enough. ..this joke….i didn’t plan-et well…
prettydrones: modern romance
weloveshortvideos: My dog is very strange…
morgran: what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything
cryforce: thewriterkid: Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom: Stay safe Congratulations That’s what they all say Different strokes for different folks I hope you have the time of your life But you have so
zombie1ovejuice: wewatchourselvesdie: I’m crying THESE ARE AMAZING
