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saccharinesinger: saccharinesinger: what’s an anime fan’s favorite color???? its weeablue
pun-me-to-death: for the lovely kiriyi ~ I didn’t know who she liked best so I made two @_@..Thank you for hiding the clock last night love <3 icon 1icon 2 ask kiriyi if you can use them as an icon its all up to her since they’re made mainly
wonla: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: ernbarassing: “Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer panic! at the doorway well at least someone closed the goddamn door
willsicott: tuxedoandex: ugly: What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? what Guardians of the Galaxy
i-survived-twist-and-shout: hephaetsus: lestrangc: what did the grape say when it was crushed nothing he just let out a little wine did you just
violinvirtuoso: I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
inakamouse: pampliemousse: brumalbreeze: amielleon: yosukeseta: tectuu: yosukeseta: im still pissed off about シ and ツ I don’t シ whaツ bad about this? im going to stab you in the face ソン of a— There’s really ノ need to get
geizler: homiemura: a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass i’m unlearning french
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: *moves to France and becomes a cheerleader* “Where are my apple apples?” only french wil get
ass may be great but
the signs from most to least funny
gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:how do japanese chihuahuas say hello konnichihuahua i lost five followers for posting this
irlmagicalboy:rneerkat:rneerkat:how do u address the meme king u madjesty how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
Stages of writing a Paper
alltimekxylx:vacuumssuck: French person: 80French person: lol blaze it i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
Tag You're It
chamomilegeode:did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose? yeah, it’s the raisin d’être
aroagentwashington: aroagentwashington: you know this summer someone’s going to be like “it’s too hot” and some nerd will reply “hot damn” don’t believe me just watch
sopranish: owlmylove: bedabug:making a new password like me: beefstew computer: sorry password not stroganoff oh my god *slowclap*
overhead of the aqua blue
danisntonfleek: aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face NO
jabberwockypie: order-sols: just-shower-thoughts: Leather armour is the best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide. Delete this Did Hawke write this?
The three german articles
just-shower-thoughts: When you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom
Current mode: depeche
girldebord: birdgirlsecretariat: girldebord: I keep my money in bofa what’s bofa bank of america
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
neferpitoo: neferpitoo: when a southern person betrays u: betray’all i hate this post
kazuyamishima: justbadpuns: Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat
setheverman: someone: i love twenty one pilots!! me, the 22nd pilot: :’(
netlfix: netlfix: whats ET short for? because he’s got little legs
starsfelllikerain: cupcakelogic: oh no THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK
An Unhealthy Alternative to Learning
eversolewd: yumantimatter: mistbornthefinal: speakertoyesterday: identicaltomyself: yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined: another-normal-anomaly: regexkind: argumate: invertedporcupine: koito-yuu: yumantimatter: jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:
sebschris:are you http because ://
pun-rocker: You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything
tamarussia: homosexual-titan: ratchet-heichou: ratchet-heichou: what do you call your upperclassman who likes math sen3.14 FUCK THIS JOKE WOW
fireheart703: nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor: affectionateghostie: maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast #thats some faulty humor geology Thank you for your contribution
jamesniall: HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH: “-sabe inglés? -si -como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés? -a shoe -salud -gracias”
dreamboatshield: romakoto: tifamex: romakoto: (plays the guitar) Feliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadProspero Ano y Felicidad (aggressively headbangs) I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASI WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASI WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY
jrrtolkiennerd:renee-mariposa:shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom
2k0: tardis-mind-palace: ineffablyserpentine: my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her like they stole a street sign that said the street name they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Lol
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. hahaha slaughtermelon and broconut1
shit-that blows
Hello.
unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
badsciencejokes: tobeagenius: valentines day for nerds Is it too early for these? 💕
I'm almost Hieuminh
justbadpuns: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..
pun-and-laughter: “I need to be replaced immediately!!”“No!!”(Bonus:)“I was given to Pink Diamond just a few thousand years before she was given the Earth.”“I was supposed to make her happy, I just…”“… Never could.”
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officertoast: officertoast: I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE PLEASE HELP DO NOT
teamrocketing: *knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
