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Chronivac Pro Tip #4Unsure of how to describe the ideal body of your most sickest fantasies? Why not use the Chronivac to give yourself the skills of a master artist and then sketch out every perverse detail you can possible imagine?For example, Adrian
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #39 Never be satisfied with half-assing anything in life. Give her your all even in a “lazy” position like spoon.
real pro tip…thanks…
“Pro tip: You wanna get something done? Think about it right before you orgasm! When I need to do something (like work out, for instance) I think about how good I’ll feel and look when it’s done. Then when I get the rush of endorphins
Look at the size of his hands! Mmmmm! Pro Tip: All your body-parts should look small in comparison to your man except for: Eyes (The windows to your slutty, filthy soul) Lips (The ones on your face) Tits (The more ridiculously huge, the better) 8===D———{
sheswallowscum: Adria Rae http://goo.gl/47plQc Pro Tip: When done properly, swallowing a load can cuase a man to hallucinate psychedelic colours. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Sunday Pro Tip: If you’re not following Sports Illustrated Swimsuits on Twitter, you’re missing out. I hear SI covers sports, I think?
amnesiaamachineforpigs: pro tip: they smell disgusting
Life Pro Tip: A Hitachi magic wand can not only cause mind shatteringly good orgasms, but it also serves really well to get rid of knots in your shoulders and neck.
shuploc: Shuploc pro tip: If you can’t find a photo of a specific thing; draw it yourself! (Mark in a hoodie is a rare sight!)
mugiwarua: saw shuplocs pro tip and upped the ante: a christmas hoodie ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip #15 There’s no better way to show your thanks to your prone bone partner than diving in face first. Taste her. Savor her. And only come up for air after her essence is dripping down your mouth and chin.
inyourtummy:Making a little road trip this week, it’s always fun to see where things end up… Pro Tip: You can hitchhike across the country without having to pay for anything en route. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #21 Tug at her skirt and panties while you playfully undress her. And then get serious while you lick, suck, and pound her tight pussy. Make her want to be your good little fuck toy forever.
Another pro-tip if you want to help your infp
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #14 Press yourself against her while you grind your cock deep inside her. Hold her close. Breathe softly in her ear. Whisper naughty things. Remind her she’s your dirty little girl while you make a mess
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #12Oral sex between good looking, loving couples - it’s hard to distinguish the romancer from the ravisher.
robinbanks14: Robin’s pro-tip for aspiring internet exhibitionists majoring in the art of gifs: Moving your head rapidly in one direction and then stopping suddenly and changing facial expressions is visually stimulating. Also take out your dick. Follow
sexyquintets: Pro Tip #3
stupidcumslut: Pro Tip: When you hang your head off the edge of a bed while laying on your back you allow your man to have easier access to your tits and snatch. The angle allows him to push deeper into your throat, reduces your ability to resist, and
romancingyourwhore: R & R Pro Tip #27 Sometimes the coldest sensations can make her burn with wanton passion and insatiable desire. hmmm
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hatefuckingforbeginners: Pro tip: Maybe if you sucked my cock as well with your mouth as you do with your rectum, I might fuck your mouth more and your asshole less. But probably not.
proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip #16 Prone Bone is best experienced when a male lies flat against the back of his partner, primarily because he is able to press the full weight of his body against her. While this in itself is a physical manifestation
theprotip: Pro tips here
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New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/4-pro-tips-dominate-flappy-bird-approved-creator-himself/4 Pro Tips to DOMINATE in Flappy Bird – approved by the creator himself!We’ve written about how frustrating the game, Flappy Bird can
I often get asked what i use to draw so i figured id post something… I use a Wacom Intuos 5, specifically the small one, you can get them pretty cheap on amazon due to a recent rebranding they did. Its basically the same as the Intuos Pro. As far
slimmestzterminuses:Worst. Pro-Tips. Ever. EVER.# 5 Punch ‘EmHow do you defend yourself from an attacker? Gain their trust, engage them in conversation and then follow this handy tip.READMORE?
sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes: sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes: sleepingreader: queer-google-searches: WHY DIDNT THEY TEACH ME THAT IN SCHOOL. I HAVE AN ASSOCIATES IN SCIENCE. GODDAMN IT IT’S THE FUCKING WHAT PRO TIP, LIFE TIP I’LL KEEP
chescaleigh: pro-tip: when someone’s media tab is filled with screen shots of people who’ve blocked them, they’re a troll. pro-tip: I wasn’t born yesterday
Humanity’s Pro-est Pair Ready to slay Titans with the tip of a hat
mysteriousmonarch: anti-inequality-pro-glaceon: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: 8foldhero: kreuzader: kakunahugs: kreuzader: professorfudin: Pro tip: Don’t go to Dr. Mario for your prostate exam. why is this back WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES CENSORED
thelovelylifeofareader: thebookishdragon: booktown: randomhouse: seasighing: Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one. Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere
jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: thelovelylifeofareader: thebookishdragon: booktown: randomhouse: seasighing: Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one. Bigger life pro tip: Bring a
girl-in-the-tardis: tungsten-edge: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: thelovelylifeofareader: thebookishdragon: booktown: randomhouse: seasighing: Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first
Pro tip: list every clients number as ‘do my disturb’ if you have an iPhone you’ll thank me later
Pro-Tip: If PoC are having a discussion about racism, it is not your place as a white person to step in and offer your "opinions" and/or try to talk over us.
spockoutt: me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep me: wakes up exhausted me: ok first of all
mrloveballad: mrloveballad: Pro tip: let a black woman love you Pro tip: love them back
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr
pro-tip: if you have to ask “is this racist”, it’s probably racist. like i’m 99% sure. nobody asks if something is racist if it’s not. they only do when it is and they know it, but they wanna pretend they don’t.
Pro-tip: build a tosti, put in grill, get yourself off or edge (time depending on your grill), enjoy a post-orgasmic/post-edge tosti bliss!
Pro tip if you don’t want to get blocked. Do t let your first message be “are you post op or pre op?”Mentaly Im fisting your eye socket before clicking the block button.
Pro tip from the buttdawg Don’t try to jack off when you’re hungover. Because it’ll just be an hour of you aimlessly working your shaft. And then maybe 30 minutes of grinding stuff half chub. Until somehow you weakly climax.
Pro-tip: white privilege doesn't mean white people have perfect lives.
Pro-tip for new SWs
Pro tips for being an nsfw blog on tumblr
I knew someone would ask me to smile when I posted that photo.
Pro tip: try to refrain from telling me what I should respond to and what I should not respond to here on Tumblr. Telling me what deserves my response and what doesn’t will put you on my not-so-good side.I am self-aware, and I am aware of the world
Pro-tip to making people who are on their periods happy: do literally anything they want. DON’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING. I’m menstruating and if you tell me no I’m probably going to burst into tears because of it at some point
pro tip: please don’t call me “naked yoga lady” especially when we are communicating through mediums in which I have my actual name posted on the profile…
pro tip: if you’re sending (consensual) dick pics, send the outline. trust me, it’s much more attractive to wonder what’s underneath a piece of clothing.
pro tip: stop asking sex workers how you can become a sex worker unless you pay them for their advice
