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PRO TIP 1) touch the other person2) wait for them to do whatever they want to you…
Pro tip: probably-safe sex is not safe sex
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Pro TIp: Jiggling your tits while kneeling waiting for cum will make you seem even more of a slut. The More You Know! 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Make yourself as alluring as possible. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: How to know if a large cock will fit in your ass - If he want’s it to fit, he’ll make it fit. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The best way to use a slut is whatever way you want. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Match your dress to your leash 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: I can tell you from experience, this is a great team building exercise. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Be an efficient whore. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you have big tits, you can be as lazy a you want.
Pro Tip: Tittyfucking is great for strengthening a relationship. It’s also a fun way to make new friends. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Repeating an action is a great way to train a slut. Also petting her and commending her when she is doing a good job will ingrain the action. Soon she’ll be craving your approval, and will long to feel your scrotum draped over her nose.
Pro Tip: If you want to order Chinese and he is set on pizza, there are was to persuade him. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: A FleshLight would make an awesome thermos for work. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Let him know you want it. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Just because you’re on your knees sucking a cock in a bathroom stall, doesn’t mean your not classy. You are classy. A classy, classy slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Money can’t by you love, but it can buy you a lovely piece of ass. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Make sure you’re worth the money he’s flashing. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When your mouth is full, speak with your eyes. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Big. blocky, easy-to-understand, uppercase letters are the best choice when writing notes to sluts. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always advertise your vacancies. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: After a sex toy is used (especially for anal), it must be thoroughly cleaned. Always make sure you have a toy cleaner handy. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Guys love reach-arounds. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If your tits touch the floor when you are in the Leapfrog Position, you’re doing it right. (And hopefully you’re being done right too) 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Find a way to love your workouts. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The advantages of fucking in this position are numerous: Great angle for penetration. A view. Imagining people seeing you get fucked. Watching the slut in your own reflection. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip (for her): Own your sluttiness. Pro Tip (for him): Own your slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Pout and give him your best “I’m scared and confused” eyes. You’ll drive him wild. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Doggie position is best performed on the floor. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Glasses make you look smarter than the stupid little slut you know you are. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you’re a bad little slut, expect to get spanked. Pro Tip: If you’re a good little slut, expect to get spanked. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: You exist to pleasure him. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Sometimes, all you need to do is be a passive target for him to shot at. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Wearing stiletto “Fuck Me” pumps often leads to getting pumped. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The best things in life are free. Be one of the best things in life. Be free. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you tease him enough, he’ll loose his humanity and fuck you like a true beast. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If a guy takes you on vacation, proper slut wetiquette™ requires that you make yourself available to him whenever he desires and are at least 3 SlutPoints© higher (6 GutterSkank® levels lower) than you usually are. This has the added benefit
Pro Tip: When receiving a massage, be courteous to your masseuse. He’s had a long day too and could use some tension release of his own. If done correctly, you could be in line for future Free massages :) 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: There is a reason all your holes are aligned. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: always-arousedxxx: The white see through tank always does the trick… Thin straps. They make your tits look larger and your top look less substantial. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Practise makes perfect. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Embrace the truth. You were made to please men. Go forth and bring pleasure to the masses. Preferably in groups ;) 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Heels make you look at least 37% sluttier. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Be soft. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always look like your enjoying it, because no one gives a fuck what you feel. Keep sucking, slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always clean your sex toys before and after use. They only want you for body. Make sure it’s infection free. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you start to think of yourself as property, as a plaything to be used and shared, others will see you in that light too. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Fishnet stockings and ridiculously high heels do not make you a slut. But they are excellent ways to advertise the fact that you are one. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Prove your the bigger slut. You know you are. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: A guide to flashing. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When out-and-about, letting your man spew into your open mouth will keep you both tidy and clean without wasting valuable spunk or tissue paper. Be an eco-friendly slut and swallow. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Well manicured nails, precise makeup and perfect hair are important when your out huntin’ for a stuffin’, but don’t mean much once you’re covered in your own drool and 5 loads from 3 different guys. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Job security doesn’t just happen by itself. You need to prove yourself worthy. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Chewing gum in general, and blowing bubbles in particular, are a great way to advertise your bimboness.Blowing cum bubbles will be covered in a different Pro Tip.8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Cumswapping is an excellent way to get a guy reloaded.Wow, I haven’t posted a “Pro Tip” in ages… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you’re a busty blonde barmaid, during Oktoberfest, wearing your tits out will generate enough tips to get you through college. A piereced nipple will almost double the tips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Lick your lips, get more tips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro-tip: If you are pro-censorship of any kind, you’re not a fucking “progressive". You’re giving us a bad name. You’re giving credence to the right-wingers calling us “regressives”. Fucking stop.
