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You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s. The hole is hidden in the dark so she can’t see it. You can’t wait to show this hole to your alpha male friend, pretending it’s from termites, knowing he’ll
misogynyandbimbos: Your friends will pretend to be concerned. They’ll ask why they don’t see you as much as they used to. They’ll tell you it’s not a good idea to get too serious too fast. They’ll say you should make more time for them. Eventually
pantsdownlow: my straight friend sent me a pic when i was pretending to be a girl! damn hes fine
illuminators: ‘i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke’
Disrespectful So someone on here thinks it’s funny to find my friends on Snapchat and make snapchats sending them my nudes pretending to be me
sssshale:This account is pretending to be @herdirtylittleheart, stealing pics from me and other friends and using it to get blm ally clout. So many layers of
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
fuglyselfie: I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking preach
spacepupx:Play “pretend” for long enough and you end up as the imaginary friend.Illustrator available for hirejamesnewland.co.uk | Twitter | Patreon | COMMISSION | Shop
kogla: A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep…
fuglyselfie: I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
Just FYI his friends not really dead they are playing pretend lol
Ooo I’m glad you did cause damn that’s cute as hell!!! That’s so sweet they would pretend to wet to just so they weren’t embarrassed ahhh!! I love sweet friends being sweet! .. bonus with omo of course lol n///n 💛
Brain: hey friend! You forgot to go to the bathroom this morning when you got up! Just FYI :3Me: …….ahem.. *pretends not to hear Brain and looks the other way*
horrorcat: I have so much to do but sometimes it’s fine to take a break and draw a totally random thing. an idea for this pict came from chatting with my friend. I should drew here a miller.. but I’m too lazy for drawing guyz.. let’s pretend that
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
thebuttkingpost: slagartehfox: galaxy-free: feels-by-the-foot: galaxy-free: feels-by-the-foot: Awww, look who got a little bitter–after pretending to be my friend for SO long, too. I’m legit cracking up I’ll tell you what, how about I get
rcah: nuodai: rcah: there is nothing wrong with pretending your life is a wes anderson film monotonous and lacking of people of color ? you are looking way to into this my friend
horizontallement: Aneta Bartos, Feed (from 4 Sale) “She’s got a friend, they share mascara (I pretend)”. More Aneta Bartos.
cuntherine:i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
leftbians: attract: there’s a new hacking thing on tumblr - there’s this guy who pretends to be an old friend and asks you to go to his blog to get his fb link but this is what is shown on the blog (2nd pic)!! it’s a scam to hack your blog yikes.
sophi-cakes:beardednegro: cuntherine:i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke Same. My LIFE
fuglyselfie:I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
lilfaux: one time me and my best friend booked a hotel room and there was a phone in the toilet and I pretended to use the phone but then it broke so we just left it
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
So, yesterday, one of my vanilla friends made a post on facebook that included self describing as “a five year old who pays her bills on time.” We’ve talked before about how we’re not real adults and we’re just pretending, and she’s someone
radgoku: please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited
dylans-obrien: people that pretend to be ur friend and then unfollow u
nefepants: cutiequeercris: katanafatale: A friend of mine is an actor and received this open call from Trump’s PR team. Trump’s PR team is seeking to hire “ethnically ambiguous, Hispanic, mixed, multi Ethnic” persons to PRETEND to be a “Mexican
grenlantern: sierra burgess catfished a guy for weeks, kissed him without his consent, leaked her friend’s private pictures to the whole school, pretended to be deaf in front of an actual deaf person and apologized for none of that, instead choosing
sassyserahsweetheart: For a few weeks i’d been pretending to be asleep as my brother snuck into my room and would fuck my soaking pussy until he would pull out and cum all over my stomach and breasts. He didn’t care which of my friends was over,
dragondicks: cupsnake: Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers! these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school
monica-geller: On January 24 in London, Taylor met two fans inside a store and convinced them to pretend to be her best friends in front of the paparazzi.
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse …
blogartus: gutboy560: (submission) “I’ve gained 30 lbs in the last year. I told a guy I know how much I weigh and he just muttered “huge”. Another friend of mine stared at me when I was shirtless and said “Smokin hot bod!” Later he pretended
austinsugarless: My friend and I pretending we are fit 😂
awolfinwonderland: gloomyteens: CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE Did I just become best friends with a chinese girl I’ve never met? yes. yes I did.
lol You can’t expect loud people pretending to be righteous to be rational friend. Dream big… but dont dream impossible. Nice try though. =)
I’ve started pretending I hear people say “Yellow” instead of “Yolo”. Example: “Me and my friends are gonna go skydiving, YOLO!” “Yellow? Yellow skydiving… whats that???” In this way it will slowly be phased
brxk-n: I’m driving on state lines pretending you’re standing thereBut I know your feet will never be where my eyes fall again Real Friends // Lost Boy My photo and my edit, please don’t remove this caption!
kittenmod: rwlart: A friendly forest community where the sun is bright, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Pony Vale. God. Damnit. I’m sure this is a reference to something, but
sinclair2013: I’m going to pretend his goggles are missing because he’s playing a Marco-Polo/Tag game to find who has them and he can hear the mares giggling so playfully he says “Hello, ladies~!” Sounds good to me. (My friend doesn’t know
ask-gamer-pony:ask-blueflame:ask-nessa-plainpony-and-friends:pinkamena-the-serial-liker:thereforespade:koipony:ask-gamer-pony:thereforespade:Am i in the community yet?meYES OMF MAKE A CHAIN xD Durr~ Just pretend I was here the whole time… Found me
va1ly:alexlive97-nsfw:Art trade with my wonderful friend (And pretend to be daughter.) @va1ly Roleplaying dirty stuff. Don’t know what, I won’t judge because I got my own fucked up fetishes sooooo have fun you to. <3 Enjoy~o/////o Thank you
darkfiretaimatsu: Admittedly, not as much as when it came out two weeks ago, but I still got, like, 40 blank pages in my electronic bestiary to fill~ I never get tired of monsters, even pretend ones I have to catch first to make friends with~ <3
italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this
I FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE. I PRETENDED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY OWNED THE VHS OF IT.
thedailywhat: Tom Hanks FTW of the Day: “My friend met Tom Hanks, stole his glasses and pretended to be wasted” — and Hanks was totally game. [uproxx]
spookydraws: Look Hamilton finally found some friends 8v8 pretend JOHN CENA HERCULES MULLIGAN is out of frame punching a cloud or something I don’t know @linmanuel i’m sorry man
mumblesplash:mumblesplash:kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to
robotsandsodapop replied to your post: Why am I starting to feel sad for a ta…i think it’s dying
skyetownsend: My Dad was a black superhero…. TWICE. He left his mark on Hollywood and could’ve made millions more if he was willing to play a runaway slave, pretend to be the less intelligent token black friend, a thief, a thug, or even wear a dress
Can I just say fuckin holy fuck, holy shit fuck, and what the damn mother fuck!!! Imagine this is your best friends girl, and you try to pretend you’re not affected by this beauty. That’s just cruel!!
iavenge: “It’s so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special, when every time you look at that person, all you see is everything you want to have.”
dashakay: annlarimer: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE
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