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sharedgirlfriend: Â This was the first night she danced with someone else while I watched. Before she left me, she handed me my panties My college days - lining up at the bar and coming back to this: My friend finger fucking my girlfriend..I pretend
boobnip: My friends wife was helping me with a new suit and as she was measuring me I got a bulge in my shorts I couldn’t help it. She pulled my shorts down and played with my cock pretending it was part of measuring.
areyoutryingtodeduceme: dashcon: Night Vale is a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while its inhabitants all pretend to sleep, but from July 11-13, 2014, Night Vale invades DashCon
fallintolight: pyromancing: A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale. (Art school illustration assignment that is about 99% done!
ksubied: avenue: “Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find
My friend is having his birthday party today and this is my gift to him. We’ve nicknamed him Scoots and I like to pretend we are the CMC and I am AppleBloom. Silly little thing, I hope this is a great birthday party for him. Happy birthday
berryallen: We may bicker at times. We also fight. Sometimes even pretend to be friends, but deep down inside: We. Are. Brothers. Till the very end. I love this stuff
paternalstranger: ladynehemah: I went with my best friend to her sister’s wedding. How was I supposed to know the guy I hooked up with before the wedding was the groom, and that I had to spend the rest of the evening smiling at the bride, pretending
waywardwinsister: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
mybigmaturetits: My son Jake had his friend Eddie over this particular evening and I was planning to go out on a cougar prowl wearing this tiny black dress that showed my cleavage almost down to my areolas. They paid me back when Jake, pretending to
Sitting and pretending to listen to one of My servants protest My sending their children away to a friend’s estate in Sweden. I could tell they had become a distraction and required far too much of her time…evidenced by the slide in her effic
littlesisterwish: “Just let me put it in for a second sis. I heard you let all my friends anyways…” “Okay, fine” It was hard for me to resist my brother’s fat cock but I had to at least pretend to resist.
cheatinggirls: These are the shorts she wore when you took her to your friend’s house for a cookout. Every time you went inside she pretended to examne her legs for mosquito bites.
No my friends font kaylamwf28shubby: mwf38: susmwf: Sad but true… :) Some do, most don’t. I pretend not too
komyou: Try before you buy — Now with friends!Change costumes, weapon glows, dyes, and name tags on the fly! Hide that annoying Crystalbind bubble and do a Kitchen Dance while you’re at it! Pretend remodeling is back by mixing and matching armor
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse
marriedjock8: The moment your straight friend changes from closing his eyes and pretending you’re a girl, to realizing how hot it is that his bud is perving so hard on his cock.
gaypornquickies: So this guy brags to his friends about how big his nut is. They pretend they don’t believe him, just so they can watch him squeeze his meat. Little do they know what kind of visual treat they’re in for. Let’s just say we had
tapthatguy-x-version: You know YOUR FRIEND’s just pretending to sleep and just when he’s shooting buckets after your deep-throating him for 10 minutes, he be all suddenly awake and surprised: “Oh dude, WTF are you doing?!” How convenient.
bakamura: Show me that you’re human, you won’t breakLike a thief in the light, you can’t hide, you can’t hide from your shadowIt’s the only thing you ownAnd you don’t need to pretend that perfection is your friend‘Cause we’re all broken.We
yes i will pretend to be your cousin and be your friend because i clicked your pokemon eggs, person i dont know at all
mashyumaro: Yesterday me and a few friends went to the 1700’s garden and pretended to be models. I had lots of fun even though I feel as if I’ve been attacked by this fever called “square jaw"… Might be my self critical mind speaking though,
theloveisgay: - Hi Phillimp how was your day? - So boring Cass. I’m tired of pretending something who i’m not -Oh Phil..Don’t make this with yourself …Tell /show to your friends who you really are.
chloecumslut: One day I want to be the kind of MILF that’s a total slut for her son’s friends. They’ll sleep over and I’ll run into them in the kitchen while he’s asleep, where I’ll flirt and flatter and pretend to try and hide my huge cleavage.
don’t pretend your my real FRIEND because at the end of the day I realize your not
ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
People who pretend to be your "friend".
bighard23cmcock: pretty-turned-on: 1. Practice every day. 2. If a real cock is not available, always have a pretend one handy. 3. Record your practice sessions so everyone can see them. 4. Encourage your friends to do the same. Kik @ Bighard23cmcock
kathysvintage: I like to go in to the mens bathroom and pretend i have a dick…with my best friend of course :)
The things we used to do as boys, which later we would pretend never happened.When on the swing, if it wasn’t odd enough to challenge one’s friend to reach an exposed penis, was the challenge met with an open mouth.If these instances ever were
Things you can relate to when your boyhood best friend was a girl.When you dressed in her clothes, you were more like a pair of girls or sisters, and so much so, that you both had fun pretending it were so. In the role, you were always (or allowed to
As a shy, sensitive boy, you always had to hide how different you were from your friends. Dreaming what it would be like if they were rather just like you. Longing for friendship among fairies, who never had to pretend that they were into girls. Who
Being the only boy at school with long hair, I had to pretend to my friends that my choice of haircut was informed by my taste for rock music. In reality, my mother had me doing modelling jobs for years, and I had come to earn a lot more money modelling
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tinytmas: this is a face of a person who just found out that another person she trusted, and considered her friend, AND MADE 9 FINGER GLOVES FOR, betrayed her literally everyone on this show pretends to be Alison’s friend when in fact they’re just
doctor-donna-detective: piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot just pretend that your friends are your bodyguards Sigh
metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING
dreckssauuuuu: fratboyparty: If I had a friend like this I would pretend to sleep ALL THE TIME. Good Friend!! Geil
kaliforhnia: It sucks how the people i used to be friends have completely forgotten about me, no saying bye at all, no telling me why they don’t wanna friends with me anymore must be nice to completely shut off your feelings and pretend i never existed.
sugoihentai: I don’t have any friends. Here, my home and my workplace. People always betray me, and the school is a place where you have to rely on others. It’s like a doll house. You hang out together, and pretend to be friends, but when it suits
thevampirekid: JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends.
drdoofenshmirtz: COLE SPROUSE IS LIKE WHEN THE POPULAR KIDS COME OVER TO THE KIDS WITH NO FRIENDS AND PRETEND TO BE NICE TO THEM AND ASK IF THEY WANT TO HANG OUT AND THEN RUN AWAY LAUGHING TO THEIR FRIENDS LIKE “AHAHAHH THEY BELIEVED ME GUYS”
boys-and-suicide: How To Make Friends: Step 1: Don’t. (They will pretend to be your friends and then leave. You can never tell the real ones from the fakes.)
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks* Or *pretends to be okay when your friends don’t talk to you for 4 weeks*
threelisabeth: a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d
doctor-donna-detective: piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot just pretend that your friends are your bodyguards
williebearspornblog: Me and a friend fooling around. His friend was secretly snapchatting it while pretending to be asleep.
*deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM THERE IS SOMETHING
may: allystruggles: Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed I’m the gay friend
