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doshiijun: infernobot: shyzap: catsncats: pocket protector I needed this Pocket purrtector. Eeeeeeeeeeee
milkyboyhanzo: women: we need bigger pockets or actual pockets on our pants/shorts clothing companies:
gallusrostromegalus: homeworkforpigeons: someone, reading my writing: wow great story! me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :) Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.
pissvortex:guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes
89animegirl: writing-prompt-s: You take your hands out of your pockets after a long walk and see that they’re all wrinkly. Turns out that time runs several hundred times faster inside your pockets. What do you do with this newfound power? You put
gaymilesedgeworth: hands-of-blue: elf-kid2: gaymilesedgeworth: transcendlabels: gaymilesedgeworth: shoutout to lesbians who put everything in their pockets what shoutout to lesbians who put everything in their pockets This implies that lesbians
curseworm: if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know
errorschacha:Important reminder for everybody: take the blueberries out of your pocket. The pocket of your cargo shorts you took off earlier and put in the laundry basket. There are blueberries in there.
vverfallen:i love the show mystery diners because it starts out like “okay we’re suspicious that our waitress shauna is pocketing money” and then it turns out that shauna is not only pocketing money but she’s running a full-on drug cartel and
mintyskulls: Since a decent amount of people wanted pocket Prompto (and the rest of the boyband roadtrip squad) on shirts and such, I made em! Due to the shadow on the pocket, I’d suggest getting them on lighter colors. NoctisIgnis Prompto Gladiolus
no offense but i got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine i got a love and i know that it’s all mine oh.....................................................................oh whoa oh
mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off when i was a small
staff: Tumblr Tuesday: MiniaturesGotta Sculpt ‘Em All (gottasculptemall)In the process of sculpting all 151 OG pocket monsters. Small enough to fit in even the tightest pockets.A Miniature Gratitude Journal (kboyington424)A lot of little gratitude. Daily
meladoodle: mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off when i
captioned-vines: Person recording: “What is this called?” Child: “I think it’s a titty pocket.” Person recording: “A what?” Child: “A titty pocket.” GOD
setheverman: setheverman: when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why
trumpisaliar: “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” - Lyndon B. Johnson
hunkdude: #mansurfer #gayxxx mansurfer: Next Door Buddies - Jimmy Clay & Cameron Foster - Switching Pockets: Jimmy slides his massive boner into Cameron’s waiting pocket. Watch this video for free at ManSurfer
imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
lucillesballs: i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
flaw-less-scars: i’m seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
morelikebabedylan: the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW
boy-so-pale: UNISEX T SHIRTS FUCK CAT IN POCKET DAY & NIGHT FOR BESTIES ALIEN IN POCKET PLANTS ARE FRIENDS CAN I BORROW A KISS?
weaselette-regeneration: unclefather: dogpuppy: I have so many questions What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? How did he know that they had them? How did he know which
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
wolfwithafoxtail: People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general
yokozumi: hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTIN ME THAT DRESS HAS POCKETS WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET A DRESS THAT LOOKS THAT GORGEOUS AND HAS GODDAMNED POCKETS
catchaglimpseofalleble: mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck
windsweptribbons: Su Blackwell Pockets for Keeping Books about Birds“I need some pocket sized bird books for school”
darkinternalthoughts: disgustinganimals: possumoftheday: Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Pockets! pockets have betrayed me for the last time Putting the Ohhh… back in opossum.
avidreaderffn:jaubaius: TIL Otters have pockets “What a beautiful otter”“Thanks! It has pockets”
tiedupsexy2: Last week she did an experiment and cuffed herself to a tree in the forest, (she did hide a camera in to record the experiment). In her back pocket she had a scissor and in the other pocket the keys from the handcuffs. And as someone passes
everydaycarry: http://bit.ly/1LRbYRF Submitted by Moritz Herbst Fountain pen, Graf von Faber Castell Ball pen, Graf von Faber Castell Coin purse, Loewe Pocket notepad, Graf von Faber Castell Pocket knife, Love Adorned Key ring, Hackett Alligator money
time-for-tozier: noiice: time-for-tozier: Roses are redHot pockets are radSexualizing the kids from It is very very bad say it louder for the people in the back ROSES ARE REDHOT POCKETS ARE RADSEXUALIZING THE KIDS FROM IT IS VERY VERY BADI-is that
thebarricadebabe: I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary. You could take him out at school And he would just say really cute encouarging things Or you could get him to do stuff And he would be all like “I can do zat!” Yes Pocket size Chekov. I
alygoinglightly: anonymous-bosch: coreha: b565e741.jpg this is me plus a button-down. every fucking time. unless the buttondown is specifically sewn with boob pockets. “boob pockets” is how i’m referring to darts from now on.
pupoutgear: Pocket Paw Flag by pupOUTgear You can buy them here: http://pupoutgear.com/store/home/9-pocket-paw-flag.html
naughty-but-nice-uk: What do you think Jane honey, hubby loves no pocket jeans. The guys love to stroke our bums when the jeans are so smooth and no pockets, Thank you for this photo submission http://hmommy80.tumblr.com/Please click the above link
just-shower-thoughts: Girls pants only have pockets when the pants are shorter than the pocket
shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT ENJOY
mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off when i was a small child
amuricasinger: hellredsky: firewuurk-eyes: saphire-dance: I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
scarypoke: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: daddys-rainbow-princess: His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets,
omgurmramazing: Wonderful Ahegao Takes A Load in the Face This slut doesn’t want to her job, so she fucks he co-workers to get money out of their pockets and as a little thank you she gets a little something more out of their pockets.
qsy-complains-a-lot: Mauser ‘Siderlatch Special’ 1910 Pocket pistol Mauser Pocket pistol M1910 manufactured my Mauser in Oberndorf, Germany c.1910~1913.6,35x16mmSR/.25ACP, extended magazine.This interesting piece comes with a Wespi Lichtzielgeräte
shavingryansprivates: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me it’s a banana? why do you have a banana in your pocket
fifthending: “Already he was a very different hobbit from the one that had run out without a pocket-handkerchief from Bag-End long ago. He had not had a pocket-handkerchief for ages.”
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch
muslimmafia: my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but
peashooter85: Elgin Pocket Watch Gun, An American Railroad Pocket Watch by Elgin National Watch Company. The internal mechanism of the watch has been replaced with a small pistol, with the barrel disguised as the winding stem. A small button located
bulwark369: dance-hall-dyke:bill-11b:kasaron:pocket-full-of-tyler-posey:kasaron:pocket-full-of-tyler-posey:The thing that hurts my brain is that most people would rather shoot somone than have their TV taken.If there were people stealing your stuff,