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setheverman: setheverman: when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why
applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch
amuricasinger: hellredsky: firewuurk-eyes: saphire-dance: I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
stereofeathers:stereofeathers:stereofeathers:stereofeathers:FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY
shittyidea: Fake pockets Don’t you mean pockets on clothing marketed for girls?
ask-shadowqueenpeach: SQP: “Brooks darling, smile! It’s a special occasion after all. I’m surprised your hands aren’t in your pockets already …” B: “If this monkey suit had any damned pockets, that’s where my hands would be.” SQP:
dashxero: Pocket Emblem Has Released! These are two of the pieces I did for the fanzine! You can download Pocket Emblem here: gum.co/IXnvX
lightpinkkisses: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. I got a love and I know that it’s all mine… Blech! Worst song ever.
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
meladoodle: mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off when i
trynottodrown: A pocket shark—the rarest of sharks with only one specimen ever seen before—has been discovered by scientists.A male pocket shark measuring 5.5 inches long was collected during a 2010 midwater trawl survey 190 miles south of Louisiana
memoritite: Original Neon Genesis Evangelion (Shin Seiki Evangelion) Great King Azumanga (Azumanga Daioh) Natsume’s Book of Friends (Natsume Yuujinchou) Gin Tama Spirited Away (Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi) Pocket Monster Pikachu (from Pocket Monster)
muslimmafia: my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but
pposhspice: chaneldiorxoxo: lorddgc: Hey any finger that Reblogs this, your pocket will not run dry for the rest of the year!!! Goodluck! My pocket will not run dry for the rest of the year. I claim to the hilt!!! Claim it✨
wegmans:*puts you in my pocket and leaves you in my pocket and accidentally puts you in the washing machine but you live through it and now youre cleaner * ohhh im so sorry lol
odditymall: Yes, since you wondering, you CAN purchase Rusty Shackleford’s Pocket Sand. And yes, you must yell ‘Shi-Shi-Sha’ while you throw it! http://odditymall.com/rusty-shacklefords-pocket-sand
scarypoke: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: daddys-rainbow-princess: His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets,
canklelover: pardonmewhileipanic: So for the first time in years I have jeans?! Woman Within wide leg 5 pocket (ACTUAL REAL POCKETS) jeans from fullbeauty.com size 38 petite (I’m 5'4’’). Credit to @chubbycartwheels for helping me find these!!!
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just-shower-thoughts: You can’t actually buy HOT pockets—They’re cold pockets… you need to supply the heat yourself. Don’t succumb to Nestle’s web of lies.
choodraws: pocket peri my pocket gem <3
ironbloodaika: ktrk5: reddoshirousagi06: orizatriznik: New deleted scene from Zootopia! AWWWW JUDY’S SO SMOL!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGG Man, they got really far with this scene. @blu3danny OMG! Judy can fit in my pocket~ I want a pocket judy!!! <3
captioned-vines: Person recording: “What is this called?” Child: “I think it’s a titty pocket.” Person recording: “A what?” Child: “A titty pocket.”
gamefreaksnz: a380 Pocket Retro Game Emulator The Pocket Retro Game Emulator looks a bit like the GameBoy Micro but that’s where the similarities end. Load on NES, SNES, GBA, Sega Genesis, or Neo Geo roms and play your old favorites in the palm of
meladoodle:mxcleod:meladoodle:nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck offwhen i was a small
vincentborden: pocket–bear: (via liveoakman, liveoakman, total1mo)(via pocket–bear)(via vincentborden)
chudobs: this stupid ass. this stupid ugly fucking idiot ass. this fuckin stupid hand pocket bitch, this stupid ass hand in the pocket bitch can’t take it out for four seconds. that jeep is tippin 180% and this bitch wants to be cool for what. for
kaity-kaboom: “I have cash in my pockets right now, and I don’t even have pockets.” Hmm an here I thought he was just really excited! :P
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off it took me months to find some
spookylangsettte: man: why am i being stopped police: well you’re makin people nervous man: by walking by?? pig: yeah you had your hands in your pockets man: walking by with your hands in your pockets makes people nervous??? police: yes
darkfiretaimatsu: But “Pocket Sized“ isn’t one of those ironic nicknames, is it? It’s totally accurate~Puppets can fit in pockets, can’t they~? x3!
darkfiretaimatsu:I should warn you, I already know Bite, Pursuit, Scary Face, and Moonlight, so beware~ There are many varieties of monster, and “pocket” is one of them. But Pocket isn’t one of them. Does that make sense~?x3! Wonder what she evolves
ask-eraserhead: Aizawa: Why do you try to stuff the whole house in your pockets? It’s making this coat unnecessarily heavy. Just bring a bag, it’s more efficient. Mun Zaku: BUT THE POCKETS ARE HUGE!! I can fit a hat, gloves, tissue pack, snacks,
So I was going through my old Grandmaofthewasteblog folder and I seriously forgot how much stupid shit I drew for thins blog.
I have no memory of drawing this
kriscantspeakgerman:Some Pocket Camp comics I made between being addicted to Pocket Camp and stuffing my face
freckletriangleofdoom: living-the-ca-life: morelikebabedylan: the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK
thedragonkingdom: Ñom!! Pocket Rayquaza, get yours now, we are running out of them. just be careful, they can burn your pockets, burn your skin, burn your hair, burn your clothes, burn your private parts, burn you pillows, burn your pants, bite your
bittie752: callmebliss: jonlybonlyfromboldlygo: idrils: dear clothing manufacturers: make sleeves go all the way to the wrist stop putting shelf bras in everything make jeans for short people with big butts make shirts out of anything more substantial
pocheposh: Poche Posh is the first and only store where all the clothes have pockets Poche Posh was created by me (Jessica) and my best friend Visha who noticed that most of our clothes didn’t have pockets. After seeing years of Tumblr complaints, and
my-insanity-is-an-artform: pocheposh: Poche Posh is the first and only store where all the clothes have pockets Poche Posh was created by me (Jessica) and my best friend Visha who noticed that most of our clothes didn’t have pockets. After seeing years
whatwecanfic: wolfwithafoxtail: People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism
363984: Anathema: hey Aziraphale, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?Aziraphale: oh, Crowley is in here. *opens pocket* Say hi Crowley. Crowley in snake form: *hisses*
glitterandrocketfuel:gallusrostromegalus:homeworkforpigeons: someone, reading my writing: wow great story! me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :) Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction
weaselette-regeneration: unclefather: dogpuppy: I have so many questions What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? How did he know that they had them? How did he know which
shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT ENJOY
my-pocket-universe: my-pocket-universe:No matter which timeline which universe, Lincoln Lee is always there for (Alt)Olivia Dunham. Captain Lincoln Lee of the alternate universe’s Fringe Division (original timeline) and FBI Special Agent Lincoln Lee
thehobbitwithstickyuppyhair: firewuurk-eyes: saphire-dance: I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have freaking pockets.
carryonmysleighwardson: shavingryansprivates: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me it’s a banana? why do you have a banana in your pocket good source of potassium
cliione: artemispanthar a réagi à votre billet :ALSO: garnet pulling out the photo from BEHIND her… Everything’s a pocket! Even the star is a pocket!
I had Pyros phone in my pocket playing Pokemon go and I somehow pocket dialed cats
pocketmonstersrimeiku: First chapter of Rebuild of Pocket Monsters (Pocket Monsters: Shin Monogatari), coming soon! Chapter 1: Pokemon! I Choose You!
slipsyouthed: that-twink-over-there: diaryofakanemem: sokolo-so: nisabby: nisabby: Twitter getting outta pocket 🙆🏾chai I AM HOLLERING!!! Y’all are wild! The reply under the last tweet 😫😂 Aye y’all hella outta pocket
nsome: djavjr: gilbertsenpai: failureismydestiny: so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes NO how do you accidentally just leave a hot pocket alone for 45 minutes nigga wasnt
