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lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for advice (life/blog,

fetishistnolimits:knottygirl4u:blueyes-46:Effective pickup lines. Lol 😂😂🤣

danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept Sii me dicen eso, Me les caso

hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

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mind-the-neurogasm: gwladus: autoluminescence: thefriendlessfeminist: PSA to the Michigan GOP. #what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna

bumbleshark: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

bumbleshark: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

dclassandsass: advicefromasupervillain: For everyone asking how to talk to their crush, here are some suggestions. If a guy used these pickup lines on me I’d totally go for it

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

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cornmunism: government pickup line: i know ur tapping this phone call but what you should be tapping is me

new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

sofiyaraine: best pickup line ever

radaradarae: blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG

kaorux: I have put together a few of the posts where people have been incredibly smooth I feel like everyone else on this website knows how to form a smooth pickup line, and I just, no. Teach me your ways

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept

just-shower-thoughts: Cheesy pickup lines are like young dad jokes before they got married and settled down.

new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve

madamisahumourist:iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

ruraljackdaw: Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on. I need a map. I keep getting lost in your

frosted-legs: Saucy Saiyan Pickup line.“Our race is almost extinct, you know…”Did it work?

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bumbleshark:pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

frankcrimes: Best pickup line.

how-to-date-and-fuck: No More Pickup Lines, Get The Real Deal!!!

how-to-date-and-fuck: No More Pickup Lines, Get The Real Deal!!!

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taint-it-up: suerreal: they-know-that-beauty-lies: taint-it-up: sets a person on fire and still is the hottest person in the room that might actually be a great pickup line HIM AND EMMA ARE NOW ENGAGED! FUCK MY LIFE! ^^ my life is now over

charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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sexclaimes:sexclaimes: Today I acted very foolishly in front of a cute girl. When she asked me what my parents did for work, I said “My mom is a doctor and she prescribed me more of vitamin ‘you’.” That’s about the worst pickup line I’ve

lovelynobody00:pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept

jenkuhaha: Headcanon: Sapphire actually likes these corny pickup lines.Also someone stop me. Please.

Baby i'll treat you like my h.w, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long ;)

wave-of-life: If you speak parseltongue I’ll let you into my chamber of secrets. Best Pickup line Ever

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

last-heroine: bad pickup lines the second, this time eruri I’M SORRY, THE JOKE IS BAD I KNOW

notnando:best pickup line of our generation

ikimaru:aand we got the pickup lines for this year too lmao

vinegod: Super cool pickup line by ScottySire

frankcrimes-blog:Best pickup line.

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gamefreak2715: YES YES YES fuck, that last one, godxD Sorry followersI don’t know why these exist, but i lolled a little

Best pickup line ever!! 😍😍💕

naesnark: inkwellhero: chicksdigthekarkat: helioscentrifuge: naesnark: Someone needs to stop me. YOU NEED TO KEEP GOING gaasp This is officially a meme I USED TO HAVE A LIFE NOW I’M JUST PICKUP-LINE KANAYA

remington-zero: return of the bad g-rated pickup lines

strapon-captions: lyndseygurl: bitch-daddy: What a great pickup line. If you find girly squeals and moans adorable, then yes OR AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT THE NEIGHBORS SAY

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

cautious-curiosity: A little’s pickup line

charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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