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casbadass: Bad pickup lines are my favorite (inspiration)
just-shower-thoughts: The pickup line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven” is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan.
sevendaystobehomo: Jean’s bad pickup line backfires you better watch out you better not cry you better bite hard , i’m goin in dry Anal penetratioooonnnn toooniggghhhttttttt
osphona: mybelovedcheshire: #his own name is his pickup line The Doctor is one big cockblock..
deepspacesignal: #pickup lines to use on CS girls
demilypyro:asgore97:demilypyro:What’s the worst pickup line you guys have ever heard?Cause a guy on the street just shouted at me “hey whore, I have Netflix”Very happy you pass to the point of random people catcalling you
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notnando:best pickup line of our generation
my favorite pickup line (other then stupid puns)
r/PeterNorthFacials - Anita Dark - Pickup Lines 23 (1998)
truealqha: smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 134/?
madidrawsthings: i’ve fallen into rarepair hell and i’m just gonna dump it all in one post byeedit: I forgot to add context that this is referencing the boyfriend material pickup line oops
truealqha: smooth stilinski o’brien pickup lines: part 178/? happy 25th birthday dylan o’brien!a continuation of part 130
yuuzie: @seijhoeheadcanons once told a pickup line to the haikyuu group chat and then this drew itself
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
bumbleshark: lazuli-teal: Imagine Amethyst telling Lapis a bunch of cheesy pickup lines and jokes. Lapis doesn’t get some of them but still laughs. Mostly because she likes the way Amethyst’s eyes light up at her laughter. oops my hand slipped
another pickup line 2 get u a lot (a lot) of girlfriends
mcmitty: sheet ghost zenyatta is so adorable like how also genji joined pls ignore that terrible pickup line
tastefullyoffensive: When pickup lines and dad jokes collide. (via salgueronatalie)
ruraljackdaw: Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on. I need a map. I keep getting lost in your
hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
the-crimson-crusader: pickup line: i am groot
samswittyusername: cryok: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal. That’s pretty much the best pickup line ever.
radaradarae: blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG
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charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie
wearesetonfire: radicalmuscle: radaradarae: blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG Smooth. Best moves dude.
tupacabra: New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don’t hate you.
rneerkat: thoughtsofmeerkat: girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life please dont ever use this pickup line
Bad metalhead pickup lines
The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable
kanyemiddleast: little-maestro-messi: Translation: ‘The lyrics to Chris Browns song are “I can transform you” what kind of pickup line is this? How do you go to a girl and tell her ‘I can change you by the way’ why would you want to? I’m
sparklesmikey: shitmike: Michael’s the kinda guy that after being locked out of your shared bedroom after a fight that would write stupid pickup lines and jokes on pieces of paper and slip them under the door to try and get you to laugh and forgive
ksmile1313: Who wants to join Saeyoung on his brave journey to Mc’s phone number? You can expect a lot more genius ideas of him like that pickup line, revolutionary methods of getting the attention of the girl of your dreams and a lot more. He will
hexglyphs:and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought
Reblog and you'll get a cheesey pickup line in your inbox with a picture of one of the SNK characters~
wickedclothes: Harry Potter Undies These underwear feature Harry Potter pickup lines. Perfect for wooing your special someone. Or for impressing the person you’ve already wooed, rather. Sold on Etsy.
r-i-p-kevin-trann: ourpizzagang: Fandom Pickup Lines (x) The bottom two… . Omfg
tinderventure: My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”
madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever
tupacabra: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
sleepysorts: cute pickup line idea: buy a packet of hotdogs, throw a hotdog at a cute person and say, “hot digity dog you’re cute”
failsnet: Tumblr Fails.net - Epic Pickup Line ;)
government pickup line: i know ur tapping this phone call but what you should be tapping is me
taint-it-up: suerreal: they-know-that-beauty-lies: taint-it-up: sets a person on fire and still is the hottest person in the room that might actually be a great pickup line HIM AND EMMA ARE NOW ENGAGED! FUCK MY LIFE! ^^ my life is now over
nanidiom: best pickup line of our generation
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