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OKAY this is rather old, so the updates:LVL: 17(For the ones going from books to music it was rather hard to choose…. my music taste doesnt stick to just one band, I just pick random songs from many of them… Books really i cant just pick
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You could never repel me.”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than a hydraulic bed.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
a-cunning-linguist-13: ellesbedroom: Need a man to do this to. Pick me, Pick me!
spicyrunnergirl: Peace out Tumblrs. I got people, I mean things I gotta do. *smirks* đź’‹đź’‹ Pick me. Pick me.
johnnyjoestarsofficial: my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them
"Don't pick me.. don't pick me.." *teacher calls your name*
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
vickyvsalazar: Pick me! Pick me!
mlb: Pick me! Pick me!
0hlee:mixed feelings (…)
