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“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
chubrncguy: Can someone help me with this Pick me, pick me!!! :)
tease-me-preciosa: naughtysoutherngirl1980: firenresq71: Pick me! Pick me! Mmmmmm…sounds good to me
peggingisforlovers: funcouplekb: Getting ready to get some;) You go, girl! Pick me, pick up, pick me.
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
dollysplayhouseofficial:Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!
ravennalust: Nice day for a ride…who wants to drive me home tonight? Pick me, pick me!!
curioussubby: ooh pick me, pick me! girlsrule-subsdrool: I decided not to wear panties today, so any time I start to get a little wet you’re going to need to clean me up.
I’m going to give you a choice tonight. One if us is going to cum, and you get to pick who.If you pick me, I’m going to ride your face until I cum. If you pick yourself, I’m going to ride your face until you cum. But I’m not going to touch your
yourkinkykitten: superdaddy90: The perfect cure for cotton mouth. Any volunteers to help Daddy quench his thirst. *jumps up and down* pick me pick me pick me
forgotten-moonpath: watching someone else’s playthrough more like: “yes now pick up that loot. the loot. it’s right there. pick it up. why are you opening the map already. there’s still loot lying around. pick it up. pick it— wHY ARE YOU
stevita:I feel cute and my hair looks like daisy from the great gatsby and no one is cuddling me or eating my cooking this is a problem Pick me, Pick Me!
nicholas-brauns:You didn’t pick me, I picked you. Why? ‘Cause you gave me your last match. You made me laugh. SCARECROW 1973 | dir. Jerry Schatzberg
youcancallmemistress1: Which one will serve me tonight? Pick me, pick me, pick me.
rwfan11: Pick ME, Pick ME, PICK ME!……. Dean is so cute! LOL
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
mothurs:someone pick me up at 3AM and have night adventures with me Or pick me up at 10 am and take me on an adventure filled with books and coffee.
irlasstiel: I want dean to be upset in an episode and Cas uses ‘pick-up’ lines thinking they are meant for pick-me-ups and Dean is all like ‘dude… Are you flirting with me?’ Castiel goes ‘are these lines… Picking you up?’ and Dean just.
xxxhubbydontknoxxx: Who wants to ride this pony? (; Me (; Pick me! Pick me!
picki-vicki: Rub a dub dub I’m relaxing in the tub. Who wants to join me? Pick me pick me
pamlikesgurlz: pusssypussy: smoothclementine:rubbing my pussy and watching on repeat. They’re so fucking hot ! Mmm who wanna do this with me? Pick me!! Pick me!!! 🙌🏻
dollysplayhouseofficial: Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!
naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: Cute date idea Pick me up a mile away from my house so no one knows it’s me your picking up. Make me sit in the trunk of your car so no
emmaanimedoll: Me me me me pick me pick me 😍
corgiaddict: insanecorgi: gatsbyadventures: Pick me up! Pick me up! MOM. Pick. Me. Up. One of Gatsby’s “quirks” (read: bad habit that I am guilty of indulging) is that every time I come back from work or from being gone for a couple of hours,
pizzaotter: ktw0lfman: pizzaotter: Who wants to come and see how snug this collar fits? Should I call you daddy or master? Take your pick to be honest, I have no preference. Pick me, pick me Daddy!
you should pick me bc lets start off by saying that i love you so much you love me too i just know it im funny haha yeah umm yeah, i guess :) ilysm bb pick me o k bc there would be ugly crying if you dont byee xx
hey heyy reasons you should pick anis to be in the princessez pg y'all should pick me bc im awesome and friendly yay I LOVE DISNEY PRINCESSES!!! i swear my sheets were princesses once if you guys picked me i would wanna be….. MULAN bc im asian
asheathes: You’re Elizabeth. He who stabs the heart of the captain must take over as captain. The Dutchman must always have a captain. And if he saves me, he loses you. He won’t pick me, I wouldn’t pick me! Tell him not to come. Tell him to stay
nohoslut: lunersea: tanned-porcelain-skin: I could really use a tight ass to plow. Any takers? Pick me. Pick me. You have a mouth watering hole twitching cock. Fuck me absolutely any way You desire
tester1001me: She said “hey stud. I get off in an hour. Want to swing by and pick me up?”I said “what about your fiancé. I thought he picks you up from work”I’m craving a big cock today. You come pick me up instead.
doctorandnurse: Who’s ready to eat me up? Raising my hand as high as I can, pick me Nurse Goodbody, pick me! I’d love to taste your tight little body!
igirisu: theusukblog: When this happens to me, the conversation normally goes like this. America: BRO, you’re totally underestimating how strong a hero I am! See, I can do this. -Picks me up- England: For goodness… I know… You’ve picked me up
sexygirlwholifts: Someone want to spot me in the gym? 💪🍑 Hey pick me pick me please 🙏love this amazing booty and everything else about her.. Thank you & Love ya @shymilfmarie
Pick Me Up Now, I Need You So Bad
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Melting away and checking were to pick some blueberries later this week
I haven’t written in while. I feel like writing. And then I picked up my pen and started carelessly scribbling my daily dose of the english language. You are induced mockery. Every word is articulately constructed to continuously create mystique.
imout0: if u call me small it’s required by law that you pick me up and carry me #JEN#PICK ME UP YOU FUCK I live in California you dork, How am I suppost to do this??
reddvelvette: reddvelvette: mr-feelgood-stuff: Mr-Feelgood-Stuff – “Take Your Pleasure Seriously” Pick me, Pick me!!!! I LOVE when a man cleans himself up for me. 🖤
itsawenwin: Me me me me me! Pick me! Pick me!!
slutwitharing: I waited for my wife to call me to pick her up, but she didn’t call in the morning, or in the afternoon, or in the evening. Finally, after 24 hours, she called me late at night: “I’m exhausted sweetie. Come pick me up. You might
pick me up, I need you so bad.
Driving the golf cart around picking up flowers as I go. 🌸
fml I picked my face & now I got aloe vera on my face aka I smell but I never learn my lesson
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