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billiehollibae: I’m a grown ass adult what the fuck am I supposed to do with 2 packets of duck sauce?
doctorcello: So I wrote and animated this tutorial for people working on my short film Bothered, but I figured it would be useful for all animators, particularly beginners. I borrowed some of these concepts from this awesome packet done by Jon Hooper
heyfunniest: like i read that and without thinking i just did it i took actual orders from a sauce packet THIS BLOG. THIS!
laughingbear: Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~
australian-senior: the-fluffin-werehug: patar-fuifui: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to
eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU
twitblr:Used this every time in those candy packets
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
eatingcroutons:laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK
tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”
ulanji: tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”
noivern: noivern: i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!! how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend
taylor-ruth: i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know
get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: fussybabybitch: “What do you mean queer politics has a homophobia problem” Me, a lowly mcdonalds employee: “Ma’am we’re closed please stop opening ketchup packets and emptying them onto the tables”This fuckin journalist:
thetyrannosaur:archfey:downing two shots of nyquil and a Taco Bell™ Diablo sauce packet in an effort to invent a new mental illnessshit the bed (self dx)
cystemic: that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again cystemic: she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant cystemic: there’s a lady
glumshoe: noodlenoodlenoodlenoodle: glumshoe:theflashisgone: glumshoe:[goes door to door in a suburb like ‘have you heard the good word?’ but instead of religious pamphlets it’s native seed packets and information on backyard habitat restoration
glumshoe: glumshoe: theflashisgone: glumshoe:[goes door to door in a suburb like ‘have you heard the good word?’ but instead of religious pamphlets it’s native seed packets and information on backyard habitat restoration and alternatives to
fucktheflagandfuckyou:autumngracy:punkfaery:my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this?
ain’t no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
malfvoys:ok but the real people that mcdonalds should be apologizing to more than anyone else is their own employees,,,,i mean this company did an online promotion to crazy ass fans over bringing back these stupid sauce packets for one day and then only
fakefictve: crazy-acey-in-spacey: showerthoughtsofficial: Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth STOP. SEXUALIZING. EVERYTHING. Sincerely, an ace who adores spicy food. i pretend i’m being spanked when i drink taco bell’s fire hot sauce packets
1shara: african-secret-society: soulbrotherv2: For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and
fabricatedgeek: Inexpensive custom bows from TurboTech on Etsy. They start at for the English longbow and they have draw weights listed that should be legal for most LARPs! Or at least the ones that allow/require real archery, not packet archery.
ask-strider-bro: BRO - I am seeing this delicious Dorito packet that is begging to be eaten.
laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK IM JOKING?
futurefantastic: like i read that and without thinking i just did it i took actual orders from a sauce packet
pastelhorror: drugetarian: what’re these called? i want. might as well smoke something cute 520 Supreme Slim Lights, not sure about the pink packet though.. I’m sure google has the answer
phriend: fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi
do-you-have-a-flag: packets-of-tea: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x] AMAZING
“Did you miss me?” I asked straddling his closed legs, reaching into a pouch that I’d draped over the back of the chair to retrieve a condom and rip the golden packet open with my teeth. “You know I did.” He answered, taking a hard nipple into
Pass me a condom,” I said to Dan. “Let’s have some fun here.” I tore open the packet and rolled the latex onto Ash’s cock. He watched me, mild surprise on his face. It quickly turned to delight when I lifted a leg and guided his cock against
ziskeit: “As a kid, I used to dress up all the time. I watched Batman on the TV and then searched out my mother’s wide ’60s patent leather belt. I took it, stuck cigarette packets on it, painted it yellow and turned it into a utility belt. Of course,
high-functioning-sociopaths: sherlolly: Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter. “Dad, this is-” “A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!” John
negritojosh: rileyisafox: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
vvhaleshark: hey kids, want some drugs? *slides packet of m&ms across table* the m stands for meths
sasstiel-has-arrived: TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC
santalinson: “we’ll be watching a movie in class today” “here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching”
brittanyharrold: frogsandcrowns: apassingfeeling: (via thevamoose) PLEASE someone tell me what these plants are, i want some! =]it’s not plant. Magic Rocksyou pour the packet into water and it ‘grows’ upward like that Thank you Brittany!!
m0nstermommy: I am doing another giveaway because I have some more stuff that I just don’t need!!! Here is what the giveaway comes withs: 2 Cans of Enfamil Gentlease 2 Cans of Enfamil Newborn 1 Can of Gerber Gentle 8 Packets of Formula Samples Graco
my-wanton-self: danbutt: volcarona: Source ＦＩＮＩＳＨ ＨＩＭ Here - take another nail. A coffin can never have too many. “One of the things that quite astounds me is some people are screaming about the ů co-payment.. One packet of cigarettes
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scallywagsandseamonsters: becauseitisjohnnydepp:Dead Men Tell No Tales” Activity Packet Carina is actually the brightest star in the SOUTHERN hemisphere, not the northern. Sirius is the brightest in the north. Disney can’t get it’s facts right…
4esthetician: I want to share your mouthful. I want to do all the things your lungs do so well. I’m gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a beanbag. Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet.
todayinhiphophistory: Today in Hip Hop History:Digital Underground released their debut album Sex Packets March 26, 1990
yvngpharrell: allthatandadimesack: When you pull out a packet of gum when you spark a blunt at a party
keybladesoras: Yeah, you had me at flavor packets.
ghost-anus: angryblackman: Why do the guys on du rag packets look so serious?
![do-you-have-a-flag: packets-of-tea: I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder” based off [x] AMAZING](https://64.media.tumblr.com/36076c167ab823fca93cd96753782b9e/tumblr_nefm5bszsl1r77qhao1_r1_250.png)
![brittanyharrold: frogsandcrowns: apassingfeeling: (via thevamoose) PLEASE someone tell me what these plants are, i want some! =]it’s not plant. Magic Rocksyou pour the packet into water and it ‘grows’ upward like that Thank you Brittany!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw5v6dTk5V1qaedipo1_250.jpg)
