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therealerme: mysecretmonsters: Apprehen-sion/ded Johanna by my secret monsters This really is seeming less and less like the deluxe package I supposedly won. Firs of all, I’m just a little bit upset that the information packet didn’t say a word
laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK IM JOKING?
lzbth: me, after eating 1 healthyish meal that might have involved a vegetable: i am gonna sign up for yogalates and spin classes and next year’s marathon i am a pinnacle of health and wellbeing yesterday i may have only eaten a packet of crisps and
swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts. Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands. Human
:::HOT TIP!!!You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good. You know why people like lemonade? Flavored waterYou
quietartisticfangirl: visiting-naturalist:A worrisome noteLast Friday, I transmitted the packet of my first two weeks of Tumblr observations to my generous sponsors at the Geographical Society.It is my responsibility to inform them of all of my progress;
fucktheflagandfuckyou: autumngracy:punkfaery:my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this?
stanleytuccimane: when you go through drive thru and you ask for sauce / ketchup and they only give you like 2 packets
mazokhist: Sending signals is a dirty trickI get my love in a digital packet
FAIL PACKETS
kaysarahh: narcimallows: i made ramen noodles using blue pixie stix instead of the included flavor packet and let me tell you friend i’m about to puke 0/10 do not recommend hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why my girlfriend doesn’t eat blue
fartgallery: collegiatecoffeebreath: fartgallery: I keep this open condom wrapper in my bag so when I take out a pencil it “falls out” so everyone around thinks im #cool and #sexually active That’s a tea packet u nerd u mean those freshmen
noivern: noivern: i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!! how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend
renniesane: Vegan Banana Oatmeal Waffles! - 2 cups oatmeal - 1 ripe banana - 2 cups water (or almond milk) - 1 tsp vanilla - sprinkle to a tsp baking powder -packet stevia ** heat up your waffle maker! ** Blend oats, banana, and water (or Almond
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
sasstiel-has-arrived: TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC
santalinson: “we’ll be watching a movie in class today” “here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching”
certifiedhypocrite: snaokidoki:Product PreviewHigh quality latex. Realistic feel. Wi-fi hotspot. Self-warming vibrators in every orifice. Flavor packet not included. -Like it? Re-Blog!It helps raise visibility and awareness about how fun it is to be
siphersaysstuff:eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your
tacobell: What’s your favorite sauce packet wisdom?
kriceratops: spade-kind: kriceratops: spade-kind: Mihi placet lingua latina. thats disturbing p,fg
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
precooked: how to cook ramen hayao miyazaki style: add ten packets of instant noodles boil pour in bowl of instant noodle powder add bowl of eggs add shrooms and meat be hayao miyazaki smoke cigarette after oh that reminds me jennifer remember when you
eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU
sixpenceee: avabitch: i wish this happened when i opened a packet of biscuits CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME
danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi
marypoppinthatpussy: benvoliomontagoo: today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING
evilscheme:LOVE when men wear their shirts half buttoned. wanna rip that shit open like a slim jim packet
kxnkydonut:Post water, two packets of ramen noodles, and some pears and half a soda. ;) im seriously so fucking proud of myself. I’m sexy as hell.
owsposters: Warren Buffett on the Deficit. Download the complete poster packet. The ZIP file contains a PDF file you can print out on to nine 8.5x11 sheets of paper and tape together on to a poster board, and a 22x28 high-quality image suitable for
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wtfrenaissance:Shelly couldn’t be bothered doing her hair, but fortunately she had two packets of instant ramen lying around.
chlorokin: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK
mechaanime:if the whites want to celebrate chinese new year then they must obey tradition and give me red packets filled with no less than 赨USD cash money
a fan threw packet of chips/cookies at suho, and after putting it into his pocket, suho took kai's hat off and asked for more (he wanted the fan to throw it into kai's hat).
pretty-transparents: semi-transparent packets ahhh h ♥ ♥
tehded:autumngracy:punkfaery:my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this?
philosokitten: I had two oatmeal packets and I am okay. I am not chubby. I am hot and nourished and stronger than I was before eating it. Yep ……. lookn great to ;-)
Errrr… Is it illegal to run Wireshark while directly connected to your cable modem? I’m feeling paranoid and I don’t like feeling paranoid. Way too many packets being dropped from the same IP blocks on my firewall, and I want to
>Comcast has been giving me packet loss on-off for almost 10 months now>Call them in March to have them fix this shit once and for all>Technician comes in, issue magically fixed when he arrives>I get to pay ์ for the visit because “the
taylor-ruth: i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know
sincerelyafrica: whotfismoose: sincerelyafrica: Ketchup is nasty and if you still dipping your fries into ketchup after the age of 13 then you a little ass child. Grow up. We can square up rn then I don’t fight minors and seeing as you still enjoy
blaxicanbby: cayate-gringo: destinyrush: nevaehtyler: only missing birthday candles and playing cards tbh 😂 I see no lie lol Don’t forget that 1 random hair roller that ONE domino that always be missin’ lmao I just put some ketchup packets
alexbelvocal: captainsnoop: rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming
hakuru15: Part 3.Well this is the part where i use duh luuuuuuuubesponsored by Wet Stuff. Actually I’m kidding BUT THAT IS THE PACKET NAME! :D
itspartyrehab: Rainbow Jello ShotsIngredients & Measurements: 5 packets of Knox Unflavored Jello 1 4-serving Box Blue, Red, and Yellow Colored Jello 3 cups of Vodka 3 cups of Water Instructions:To make the layers, pour 1 cup water into a medium
itspartyrehab: Sugared Up Cocktail Ingredients & Measurements: Vodka Koolaid Packets (Your Choice Of Flavors) Water Sugar Blender Candy Mason Jars Instructions: Fill your blender with ice. Add your desired amount of vodka (2-3 oz. per cup/1 oz. per
unlawfully: Trying to do summer packets like
not-enough-fandom: gingerchic333: sherlolly: Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter. “Dad, this is-” “A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!”
verticalfood: Potato and Bacon Foil Packets
laughingbear: Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~
