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thistallawkwardgirl:Half of America to the other half of America
naughtynicegirl69: Did an outdoor series today…it was such a beautiful day today so I couldn’t resist catching a few rays…soon I was grabbing one of my nighties and snapping shots…lol…I will blog half of them today and then the other half
brownbitchbisexual: “If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate
kyraneko: mehofkirkwall:i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it I am drunk right now and half of me is all “aha! a challenge!” and the other half is like … “Straw. Use
can-i-marry-a-character: tupactopussy: Half of me thinks you’re adorable and wants to cuddle with you, but the other half wants to fuck you until you can’t walk. Any takers?
706softly: biteitwhenitssoft: why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks
cloverdaleforge: This time off year I have to switch to “forging mitts” because half the bar is too cold. The other half is too hot. #blacksmith #winnipeg #winter
assbatsandsparklythings: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for doodling. It’s really, really good at calming and grounding. You can buy it on Amazon: UK. | US.
beastworu: the idea of “finding your other half” is so weird like i am not a half i am a whole. like why have two halves of one cake when i can have a whole cake and get a second whole cake
hematight: oh my gosh. so like, my class is supposed to write about a memory right? half the people choose their pregnancies the other half have kickass shit like being kidnapped and fighting fires. like wtf? I’m not jealous of being kidnapped it’s
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
sinfullvibes: half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
one half of tumblr:“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr:“unf i want to take all
lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
scientistmary: Green Lake (Grüner See) in Styria, Austria, is an amazing place. For half of the year, it’s an underwater village with fish swimming through the branches of trees, a floor covered in grass, benches and bridges. For the other half, it
velvetnyc: “My waking and sleeping seem mixed together. I’m walking in a dream half the time, and sleeping through reality the other half.” — Margaret Weis, Dragons of Spring Dawning (via wordsnquotes)
just-shower-thoughts: A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
varyspider: I love how half of the Hannibal fandom is all of these beautiful, skillfully made gifs and edits and playlists and writing and the other half is just
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sport.
lady-master: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That Happen on this Show
my-waywardson: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That Happen on this Show
bipolarbubbeleh: vicoactus: Half of the posts on my feed are about how great it is to eat ass and the other half are about how there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism. make up your minds i almost spat out my coffee
starshiptiamat: half of tumblr: Age of Ultron SUCKED! other half of tumblr: Age of Ultron wAS AMAZING!
foursomewithteamfreewill:Half of us watching the Infinity war trailer vs the other half who saw the leaked footage already
sixpenceee: Half of a Marseille hotel room has been swamped in decoration by French graffiti artist Tilt, while the other half stays purely white.
seashellronan:half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless
soldieronbarnes: rrevan: greatestgoth: ghost-plot: thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried
glitteryobituary: femme-mermaid27: As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like and the other half is like I am a combination of both these things, all year.
the-macra: the-macra: I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike” actually
herhmione: half of me wants a life where i wear cute clothes and live in a cute little house and pick flowers and bike around with a basket of flowers and sleep in the sun and the other half of me wants a job where i wear high heels and live in a swanky
ifeelsinister: Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u
cornerof5thandvermouth: i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
dangbros: half of me: what the shit skfjdskfdhskj the other half: mood
crazy-pages: socio-logic: “If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and
nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die i wanna fuck and then die cicadas the lot of you
spoopy-cactus:thyrell:i love how rn half of tumblr is like omg new people!!!! just so u know here r the social norms heres how u pick a new icon heres how reblogging works have fun!!! and the other half is like if i see a mother fucker from tiktok im
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cornerof5thandvermouth:i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
f4qsw4q: one half of tumblr:“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr:“unf i want to take
medicine-and-magic: One half of the MCR fanbase is really cool and shit and then the other half is like
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x) “We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”
constantlycold: Half of me feels sad because John is literally breaking my heart here… The other half feels aroused because angry!John is hot…
yes-i-am-lucifer: sherlockislikeadrug: cumberbumbers: doctadonner: percontationpoint: doctadonner: guys this bed is amazing because half of it matches Mary’s PJs and the other half seems to be made of John’s Jumper I DON’T SPEAK BRITISH!
mxxn-kitten: How can some girls be so pretty and angelic like that’s so unfair cuz half of the time I wanna look like them and the other half I’m drooling over them cuz I’m so gay 💕💕💕
gedankenstricke: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die It’s me. I’m both.
sevdaah: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die some of us want to do both
jonlovett:“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for
tulletulle: vladimirnabokov: rosemarygeorge:(via lelim) david hamilton i want to commit half of my summer to being/dressing like a fairy that rides bikes in mist like this and the other half to being/dressing like riot grrrl
mapsontheweb: Half the population of Australia - plus the other half - and the unpopulated areas.