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omotpees: HERE SHE IS!!!!! Sorry it took so long for me to post these, I spent half the day sleeping and the other half trying to clean and get her comfortable and kinda lost track of time She’s so amazing! Literally the sweetest dog ever, housetrained,
artemcia: lunar girls aesthetics [2/4] linh cinder“Oh, yeah, she’s great. I mean, half the people in the world want to kill her and the other half want to chain her to a throne on the moon, which is just what she’s always wanted. So she’s fantastic.”
girthyencounters: When it comes to GIRTH, watching it go in is half the fun. Feeling yourself STRETCH around it as it opens you up is the other half.
glitteryobituary: femme-mermaid27: As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like and the other half is like I am a combination of both these things, all year.
nebezial-asheri: heh, half of this pic was recorded for youtube and the other half ended up¸streamed on twitch. might use it for the calendar cover
mydelectabledarlooney: positivelypersistentteach: path-to-personal-eudaimonia: wincherella: savedance: erikawithac: lonelyapron: poisonand: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for
coutois: thecynicaldeviant: king-emare: dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest
tfa: Half the people here want to reprogram you, the other half want to put a hole in your head.
cornerof5thandvermouth: i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
ifeelsinister: Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u
fozzie: fozzie: me: care about people half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do. the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution. we have a new prize
saavik-kam: half of all vulcans: fuck humans the other half of all vulcans: fuck humans ;)
the-macra: the-macra: I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike” actually
justanotherpiccplayer:The best bit about The Witcher is that half of it is dead serious Tolkien-esque styled fantasy and the other half is your bumbling idiotic D&D group
“One half of me is yours, the other half is yours,Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours,And so all yours.” ― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
paradoxicalvanity: She’s something odd and uncertain, half of her was made of stars, full of death and filled with light; her other half was made of scars, full of life and filled with darkness. VàZaki Nada
mynameisdavid23: One half of tumblr today: The other half of tumblr today:
rrevan: greatestgoth: ghost-plot: thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem”
did-you-kno: When you can’t sleep on your first night in a new place, your brain is trying to protect you. Many animals sleep with only half their brain, while the other half stays alert to possible dangers. It’s called the ‘first night effect’
sadhbu: I JUST LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES IVE ONLY EVER SEEN HALF OF THIS PHOTO THE OTHER HALF MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER OMG
secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to gain attention… the other half is easy access…
vurton: Green Lake (Grüner See) in Styria, Austria, is an amazing place. For half of the year, it’s an underwater village with fish swimming through the branches of trees, a floor covered in grass, benches and bridges. For the other half, it is over
hismomskeeper: onehornywoman: I can’t believe how obvious some of these women are in my tennis club. We only have one tennis pro, and half of them are sleeping with him and the other half are bending over and shaking their asses in his face. Mom
kindahornyart: skellyjack: “i’ve tried my great great great grandmother Ruby'z secret recipe. az i heard, her tartz were so delicious, so the half of townz folkz in back time when she was alive were dying for taste it. and other half, well, they
nickywilde12: Nick Wilde x Judy Hopps - Part 3 is it weird that half of me Ship these two so hard and the other half really likes them as just friends?
femme-mermaid27: As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like and the other half is like
if i did stream half of it would be me spamming ctrl+z and the other half would be me checking tumblr
thecopyleftist: “What if we told y’all that once a month half the human race is in pain. And the other half don’t wanna hear shit about it.” –Key & Peele 502
dripseason:Half of me trying to stay on track other half don’t care about shit on this earth
exhibitionist-wife: Note the drink…this is what happens after only half a margarita. Guess what I did after I drank the other half. Yep, I flashed every single car and trucker on the way home.
askspades: kuroisartpile: Can’t help but see Spades like this half the time. The other half, I see him nosing under someone’s arm and snuggling up like this. Featuring askspades. Because even I need to catch some zeds sometimes~ Spadesball, the
So I’ve gotten to the Terror phase of my French Revolution class. Half the time I’m actually learning, the other half of the time I’m asking myself how I would try to get Saint-Just to change from being a bad boy.
feedherthickcum:If you saved up a big load of cum, then you might as well shoot half of it right up her nose and the other half in her eye. She seems to like it.
dragonagesomethingsomething: mynameisdavid23: One half of tumblr today: The other half of tumblr today: I am both at the same time.@ @fuckboy-solas and @halfblood-fiend
706softly: biteitwhenitssoft: why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks
therealerme: He’s going to have to fuck me in stages with that thing right? Maybe give me half of it today, and the other half tomorrow? Because there’s just no way he’s getting that thing all the way inside me without a crowbar. Although he’s
harrypotterhousequotes: SLYTHERIN: “Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” –Walter Kerr
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
sinfullvibes: half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
natural–blues: a-happy-nerd:An English lesson for the Americans Listen, but fuck you. We threw your tea into the harbor, and then kept half the dictionary, wiping our asses with the other half.
dangbros: half of me: what the shit skfjdskfdhskj the other half: mood
janieruth1e: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on
all0nsy-my-wayward-wats0n: lokiismycopilot: Always reblog this reference. #BecauseMythHappens I love how half the avengers fandom is in on the mythology and the other half is just like “what”
retroactivebakeries: what is a sorcerer-druggie and how do I become one I’m at least half of thosetime to check off the other half
frolis-artmaneuver: wip…ish thing. half of a doodle i’m trying to finish. not liking how the other half is coming along so i might scrap it and go with my usual lineart :x i’ll post gabumon tho b/c it’s not too bad i guess
kateverdeen: Norman Bates no longer exists. He only half-existed to begin with. And now, the other half has taken over. Probably for all time. PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
kinobeans: Daft disco dancin’! I know this isn’t the smoothest of animations, but it’s cute enough, right? Ignore the wobbles and uneven lines, my hand started to hurt half way through this so I pretty much rushed the other half XD;
lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
sherlokicks: The Morning Star HOLY COW THE EDITING QUALITY jesus christ put your hand over the half of the face and then the other half
mcavoyhasladyhips: one half of tumblr:“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr:“unf
soldieronbarnes: rrevan: greatestgoth: ghost-plot: thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried
frogtangos: one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could