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No way. You couldn’t have hypnotized us. There wasn’t time! We only just sat down…what the fuck is timestop? Like a stopwatch or whatever? No, we would have noticed. Seriously, do you think we’re stup–?Wait, what? Hypnotically glued
snuffobject: barelederratte: animatedquiff: Open wide faggot, or I will fuck you with the cattle prod again. //88 object being used by its Owner/Master. • Sir, Yes Sir, whatever You desire Sir, whenever You desire Sir, however You desire Sir,
filthyfaketittedwhore: agirlsguidetoinferiority: Keep your fucking heels on bitch. It doesn’t matter if you’re naked, sweating, just got out of the shower, that they’re impractical, or whatever your circumstances are. You’re going to keep those
Though I do admit that I’m tempted to draw something and purposely fuck the anatomies or whatever it is they’re pissing on about. I'mma just go back to crochetin’ (And yes, it’s also TF2 related :P)
gsocumdump: wolfwolfenstein: Nothing more intense than being tied down and being told your getting pozzed like it or not. Yes, please. I wanna get fucked like this, whatever the tops pleasure is, use my body stud.
xsecretloveaffairx: Not sure if its because his cock is bigger & better, or because he can fuck harder and faster. But whatever the reason maybe, your wife sure loves to be a cheating slut.
irisfuckdoll: submissive-mom-incest: Most kids probably keep asking their mom for money or whatever, but all my son said he wanted as a reward I promised him for his good grades was to fuck me in my ass, at the time it seemed like a cheap easy option
charlesdutton: how do people even invent math stuff like who the fuck was sitting around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves “you know what we need? negative exponents”
heads up guys, tumblr is apparently turning safe mode on without telling you so if that’s not what you want you should check your settings maybe
charlemane: charlemane: the thing about Spock is, like, whenever he comes in for a checkup or whatever, McCoy’s all like “god these readings are so fucked but that’s normal for you so… carry on i guess” but unless I’m wrong about this
deepfriedfuckpotato: prosthetical: finndeservesbetter: If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise
sodomymcscurvylegs: Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing? Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers
day 4 of the cumpocalypse as I like to call itnow I’m not doneI’m drawing a new picture with another dick added every day until the 17th comes. then this blog will likely be hidden, deleted or whatever they intend to do with these blogs.FUCK THIS
day 5 of the cumpocalypse as I like to call itnow I’m not doneI’m drawing a new picture with another dick added every day until the 17th comes. then this blog will likely be hidden, deleted or whatever they intend to do with these blogs.FUCK THIS
rest1in1pieces: Femshep x Miranda As I promised: Miranda and Femshep lesbian fuck with thermal clips or whatever. Thanks to the guy who reminded me of uploading it (even though he doesn’t know xD) I might focus on the ME girls and Overwatch … started
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dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs… some jameson… thats
knifeandlighter: dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs… some jameson…
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs…
susiephone: susiephone: “a 24 year old shouldn’t fuck a 17 year old, regardless of whether it’s technically legal or not” should not be a controversial statement
How does AvPD get on my nerves big time?I’m terrified even to ask my bf to play other things than RO with me because I fear he’ll say no or somehow find my picks stupid/childish/whatever-reason-you-can-name-that’d-embarrass-the-fuck-out-of-me.*sighs*
elizabitchdarcy: not to go back to this but when you think about it he really did burn up a fucking sun to say goodbye Personal HC: womens wept? Planet suddenly froze over bc the sun went missing or whatever? Yeah he burnt that sun. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
eternalgirlscout:winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like “woah
montypla: chiripepe: raspberrychainsawrx: chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine
eternalgirlscout:eternalgirlscout:winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is
anotherdayanotherchange: These people are idiots. This isn’t white genocide or whatever bullshit they’re claiming. It’s white supremacy. There is not a single fucking reason the main character can’t be a POC. I know it’s only a few idiot white
onelameasskid: fucking rip this one is from another fic iforgot the name but ya also mixed with the highschool au or whatever
mrbulldogil: scarbeary: tubbinlondon: thebigbearcave: Legend Gary Rodem from a later era one of my first crush beautiful man nice series of bulk male covers or whatever woof I fucked the hell out of him a few times. So hot in bed!
pizzaotter: Is this that fucking dude who runs that metal band with all the Japanese pop culture influences or whatever? 😂
fandomsandfeminism:If you see fucking ANYTHING about how in the New Year you need to “lose the quarantine 15” or whatever bullshit guilt trip these bullshit diet companies are going to inundate us with- you look at that thing, you say, outloud
If you are not 18, UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK. I don’t give a literal shit about your state laws or whatever. If you are not 18, get the fuck out.
big-tipi-goth-gf: ez2hate: yeah, its all fine and cool to say “fuck columbus” or whatever, but like. dude’s been dead for hundreds of years now. do things that actively help native lives in the present. learn about native lands and cultures. learn
thyrell:thyrell:why the fuck are people still playing five nights at freddys just go to jerky cheese or whatever cant keep using this website its not good for me
plush-dragon: plush-dragon: Please tell me I’m pretty. Or whatever adjective you prefer…as long as it means pretty. Shameless reblog. I like all the compliments. Your fucking gorgeous
sushes: MORE JAFAR work in progress. Result of a 5 hour drawing session with finni. Pretty sure red spider lilies don’t grow in fictional arabia or where ever the fuck they are. WHATEVER THEY DO NOW
superheroes-or-whatever: marcelines-pet: of-castles-and-converses: itsdeepforhappypeople: Awwwwwww cutie that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck dead pool isn’t
porygons: A woman approached me while I was waiting for the bus and started talking about God stuff and normally I would be like fuck off but she didn’t try to convert me or whatever and she had a mesmerizing way of speaking (mostly in metaphors but
tubehuman: thejogging: Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014Alt-Lit*** this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it
bromancing-the-stone: For people who thought she was being rude or whatever. WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOVIES.
tlatophat: dr-pixel: drive-malfunction: lobo-a-matic: chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever?
gauntletqueen:tamamoland:tamamoland:I will never forgive nintendo for having Lusamine fuse with a pokemon or whatever and turn into this big monster gal and then the game hits you with the battle transition and OH FUCK THERE SHE IS YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT
gay-erotic-art: gay-fuck-art: ART by ROSCOE You meet another mans eyes and you both stare at each other. You may be strangers or you might be involved in a completely intimate act. Whatever the situation, you know in your heart that your life will
buippy: cryptobotanical:I can’t ignore how much I hate the “graphs” or whatever under this lovely parody. I really hate the idea of gender expression, identity, and attraction as a linear spectrum. It’s, so fucking stupid and saying gender is
amazoogle:the primal urge to fucking smash these types of bulbs against the nearest hard surface and poison your home with mercury or whatever
sophiafaithwillow: This is it. Your ass is ready to be beaten, fucked, or whatever is eventually decided. The position that the device focus you into strains your body, but this is of no consequence to you. You are a slave, after all. You are just glad
elegancea: You know what’s sad? How one mistake can break the months or years of friendship you have with other people and make it seem like you’re the worst person here on earth.
areyouafraidofthedark: musiclovermcr: corrodelikeabeastinrepose: darrencrissisapuppy: Can you just take a minute and 45 seconds of your life to watch… whatever I just watched THE FUCK ^^^ or you could just IDK eat the hot dog. I feel like I’m
haikuoezu: Okay so apparently the PPPP Project or whatever is dedicated to editing all the MLP episodes to put genitals in them Still don’t give a fuck wat
sapphicsupergirl: sorry but writers are no longer allowed to use the “jerk with a heart of gold” trope on men. women? fuck yeah i’ll eat that shit up. men who are douches most of the time but soften around like baby animals or whatever are OUT,
