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professionalcat: Get out there and enjoy the aftermath of the commercial holiday known as Valentines Day. Get out there and BUY SOME FUCKING TURTLES AND FERRERO ROCHERS. Single, in a relationship, or whatever your status might be, pretty much everyone
disciplinemaster: When the men come in here for a break or whatever, you are to open your mouth. They may or may not decide to fuck it. If you don’t or you’re found asleep, you will be whipped and sold to a low end brothel or street gang.
You know how it goes. I don’t approach them. You do. You tell the guy you have an offer. You show me off. You negotiate. I fuck. Or whatever it is he wants.My favorite part isn’t the sex itself. It’s how the guy thinks you’re in charge here. Like
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morthils: serazienne: skarchomp: hey not to be absolutely fucking morbid on main or anything but if we do reach a point where the rich try to escape extinction by fleeing earth to live on their secret mars colony or whatever my dying moments will be
hustlerose:idk how anyone wears airpods. apple earbuds are already rigged to fall out of your ears if you turn your head 0.3 degrees. how the fuck are you supposed to go jogging or whatever without dropping them on the sidewalk and watching them scatter
What the fuck? My blog was randomly tagged as explicit without any emails or whatever sent to me about it. Disregarding the fact that I don’t post porn, could Tumblr please at least get their machinery working properly?
madlori: adragonwithbalanceissues: I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis? *trope only
deepfriedfuckpotato: prosthetical: finndeservesbetter: If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise
spaffy-jimble: pipcomix: Late capitalist predictions 1. That fucking Amazon grocery store in fucking .. Seattle or whatever that doesn’t take real dollars is going to start implementing a thing where the doors won’t let you out unless you have a
fuckbagluver: If you’re not fucking for all or at least a portion of your boobjob fund, you aren’t serious enough. You don’t have to be a streetwalker, you can fuck someone you know, have one or two regulars, whatever. The point is, using your
adragonwithbalanceissues:I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?
That was a trip wasn’t it? “oh shit, Zabuza is one of the seven swordsmen of the Mist, all their swords got special abilities, fuck fuck fuck, oh I know, his can reconstruct itself from blood or whatever. also, it’s name is Kubikiribōchō
l dont fuck with those text posts that elevate one person above the other in a relationship or love or whatever. Bitch we equals or we nothing at all.
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like a slug the fuck you mean it looks
whenever people talk about cops being fucked up or beat up or whatever, I feel literally no sympathy. youre a fucking cop, it just so happens you have one of the most (occasionally) dangerous easy jobs there is. if you wanted a job without danger, go
ok this is really bad but had this bouncing around in my head for a while monte notices pompeii getting upset or whatever when she cant see the stars at night because of the lights from the city, so he just makes a fucking planetarium star projector thing
stunnerpone:canuck-sweeety33:aces-and-anime:basedheisenberg:“All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content.” You mean like these: reblogging because I didn’t know theseSince the invention of censorship“We shouldn’t
datcatwhatcameback: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR_uB3srI_0 I don’t know if this is from something or if it’s unique to the channel or whatever, but it’s fucking hilarious. But also sad because these kinds of people are real. Sigh. :|
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name: do you think ryan kept up his youtube channel after he moved into the tardis??? because that would honestly be the funniest fucking thing in the world, the entire universe is being threatened by some cosmic foe or whatever
manywinged:manywinged:not all of us summon demons for eternal life or wealth or revenge or whatever you know. some of us are just trying to get kissed.idk what any of you are fucking talking about in the notes i’m just trying to get kissed
hey someone fucking help i’m being stalked by some creepy fucking cis boy as in followed around places not him checking my social media or whatever can i report him to the police i don’t know if he’s 17 or 18 so i don’t know if it would do anything
Transphobic U.S. Congressman edits Wikipedia to include hate speech for Laverne Cox
chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling taken to the farthest possible
endeavourforever: aravenwritingdesk: kisseslikejudas: To the fucking Sherlock Holmes fan girls or whatever who have been chalking the shit out of our normally beautiful campus: just fucking stop. We get it. You fucking love this T.V. show. Cool.
kaylacoan: I want a Christmas kiss or make out session or to be insanely fucked on the living room floor like whatever
playfully-sadistic: lazer-sin: no offense but like when boys get all excited and grind against you or into your hand or whatever it’s the cutest fucking thing bonus points if they make any kind of noise
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Read More ahoboandhisbox replied to your post: I’m a little pissed and angry and… just go hit something. it helps me I wish. Once I get over this fucking flu or cold or whatever, I’m going to start going to the
goodgirl4him: I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice,
“I hate when ugly girls think their cute” Really B Really? You hate when females believe that they’re cute, beautiful, sexy or whatever. And you can be the judge of that? The fuck is your problem? Who the hell cares about what they do, who the hell
fuckhealth: lexi-quail: i don’t even care that this is ‘girly’ or whatever it’s the fucking raddest guitar i’ve ever seen. I mean the strap is like a granny’s carpet bag I FUCKING LOVE IT lol thank you
lazer-sin:no offense but like when boys get all excited and grind against you or into your hand or whatever it’s the cutest fucking thingbonus points if they make any kind of noise
paper-mario-wiki: ppl always say “protect miners” or “this person literally is harassing a miner” or whatever but honestly fuck miners ur the ones diggin up all the god damn coal thats polluting the air smh why dont u go into ur cave and stay
snowgray:lakevida:morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
kittenpawprints: fucking christ. every time someone is in the same room as me and I’m working on commissions or homework, they just talk. and i never listen. i always say “uh huh” or whatever. but they keep talking. i hate when people don’t
imjohnlocked: at the end of the attack or case or whatever, sherlock’s gonna turn towards john and be like “dinner?“ and john would go ”uhm.. i have plans with Mary, sorry” No fuck you.
jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley,
catchaglimpseofalleble: thegingerghost: jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back
radiantjules:WHETHER UR IN A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT YOU HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO POST WHATEVER PICTURES OF YOUR BODY ONLINE THAT YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH AND IF SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE THAT THEY NEED TO GET THE FUCK OVER IT BECAUSE ITS NOT THEIR BODY IT.
professoroaksparcel: shouteme: beyonce-huxtable: SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN THIS IS NOT THE TIME kevin hart i want to fight your short ass this is fake because his real twitter is @KevinHart4real but fuck this fan account or whatever this is tbh Omg
adragonwithbalanceissues: I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?
privatefamilytime: Every time I invited friends over for a pool day or slumber party or whatever, I made sure to only invite the ones who were teases. It always got my brother so revved up that he grudge-fucked me as soon as they left. I know I could
darlingkatrina: I’d like you to look at this face. Take a good hard look. This is a man who didn’t really have a father growing up. His dad was in prison, or drunk, or whatever it was at the time. Now, he’s in front of a fucking legend, someone
lennybaby2: THANK YOU!!! I feel exactly the same way when someone appoints me the Guru of all things black or mixed or whatever. I don’t fucking know, lol. We aren’t a monolith.
fyeahegerton: Eggsy, is that you, mate? What the fuck is going on here?! What, are you a gangster now or something? Fucking hell, is that Tilde’s Mum and Dad’s house? Tell you what, whatever you’re doing, I want in.
angel-macabre:seeing children dressed like instagram baddies in just like. the fucking airport or whatever puts me somewhere in between alarm and panic, with the slider steadily heading further to the latter. i swear one of these days i will become that
thranduilland:jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna
waytoomuchcum: tribwithme: trib-utefingerpainter: This has been me sometimes! Lol. Most of the time. All the time. I wish I was whatever she was humping Fuck, fight or hold the light!
5secondsofsummer-fanpage: WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN IM GOING TO LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEIR HEART DESIRES WHEN IT COMES TO BANDS. THEY CAN RUN A FUCKING BLOG OR GO TO A CONCERT THAT ENDS AT MIDNIGHT OR RUIN THE PAINT ON THE WALLS WITH POSTERS AND BLAST THEIR
subservient-stray: I want to serve the girls that get fucked instead of me. Not just cleaning her up or getting her off or whatever. I mean running her a bath and washing her hair while she tells me in great detail what it was like to get fucked by him
mallghost: psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
Why would anyone even use the size of someone’s body part in an attempt to degrade them. Like your cock is so small or ass or breasts or whatever. First of all who the fuck cares, what does it matter. Second of all size is relative, what’s
