or a mermaid
NSFW Tumblr
find or a mermaid on porn pin board
or a mermaid clips
unif: all proceeds go towards bernie sanders campaign so buy 1. or 2.
oryeo: Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
fuglyselfie:Not to be Mean (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2010©) or anything but I Wish You Would (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) stop
celeritious: you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they
gabi-rps: “Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.” ― C.G. Jung
bbygrrll: i’m a delicate little fairy please do not raise your voice or say mean things to me bc i will burst into tears
rei-matsuoka: my current status: i am not being kissed or being hugged and i find this very upsetting
fury-lockscreens: {lockscreens + lyrics} {requested} {Taylor Swift // Wildest Dreams} {reblog or like if saving}
davonnerogers: this is a social experiment, reblog in the tags where you live, your first language and what you call this
freejimmer: college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground
killawitches: *me on a date just absolutely slamming some NyQuil or whatever* so tell me about…your art
codeinelord: I don’t like conversation you gon let me fuck or not
just-shower-thoughts: When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.
selfiepolice: i feel u or like i want to
saltycashew: Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.
just-shower-thoughts: If you swapped Frank Underwood and Michael Scott (but changed nothing else about “House of Cards” or “The Office”), it’d make for some of the best television ever.
aptxx4869: my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me
What came first, the music or the misery?
crystaltokyo3: Tumblr: *layers two songs over each other and they don’t really match up or sound good* YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THIS MASHUP ITS DESTINY IM SCREAMING
deitygod: viverridae: lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it this is a symptom of dissociation
kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
rax-miemelt: iamnumbahfour: fawnmother: i hope every girl who doesn’t have a girlfriend gets a girlfriend this year Or maybe straight people exist Dont remind us
nvclearbomb: queenciityconfidential: shootmeadub: queenciityconfidential: pettyqueer: nvclearbomb: When it lands on your shirt AND your pillow 🙄🙄🙄 stop eating food in bed then? Is this about nut or food? nut is food Only feed your
bowserfucker: Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again
“No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.”
brandonpuked: The best way to protect yourself is to be as fluid and formless as water; never bet on stability or lasting order. Everything changes.
supergaytosavethecat: skipping-merrily: thequeenandherswan: delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her
bullied: not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff
twipwstel: get your rosary off my ovarieslike or credit on twitter
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
higherthanheroes: thedesignateddriver: radioactivegirlscout: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE Bonus points: one is illegal in your
australiansanta: do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
tofugoddess: Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere
closetalkers: “To me, what hurts me, is the fact that you are told all the times: “we are equal” like “I don’t know what is your deal” like “what is your fucking issue with this or with that?” but then you realize: no, actually we
thesylverlining: the-macra: why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast
darksideoftheshroom: “Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Being old doesn’t excuse being a bigot, now or ever
sadeon: if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
mikeswheelxr: make me choose @fukuspidey asked nancy or barb
tristamateer: ~cute little poetry sticker available for ũ.50 in my shop! grab one with a book or on its own 💕
A Scribble or a Sonnet
anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: This goes for any woman working in customer service or food service…
mygayisshowing: People who only speak english will never understand the struggle of not knowing if you have to call someone the ‘formal you’ or the ‘informal you’
humansofnewyork: “I’ve known since I was thirteen. It wasn’t a struggle for me. I didn’t question whether it was ‘right’ or ‘wrong.’ I just knew it was me. But I’m still completely closeted. I’m part of a very religious community.
anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: Sending love to everyone who’s dreading or feeling anxious about going home and seeing family on Thanksgiving for whatever reason. ❤
tatooed-324b21: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: cryztalgemz: ladugard: I want gay cafés Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations see? this is what we need a non-alcoholic,
orbem: people who say offensive shit cause they think it’s funny or edgy are honestly so embarrassing
Sit on my lap or face, whatever you prefer
awesomeflyingfreedom: sixpenceeeblog: This is an emu egg. One emu egg weighs about two pounds, or the equivalent of roughly 12 chicken eggs. Size, however, isn’t the only trait that sets emu eggs apart. Their stunning, emerald color makes them one of
angelicgarnet: people who call embarrassing things “cancer” or “autistic” are the most annoying kinds of people
uppityfemale: I was way older than I should have been before I realized I shouldn’t be embarrassed by or try to hide the tampons in my shopping cart. I didn’t want others to be uncomfortable. But no one would consider hiding their deodorant. Their
inklins: people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring
vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
spankjonze: who is going to ride or die for me this hard
stankface: She is literally singing about riding dick. Not just any dick, but the dick that is standing right next to her. He’s not in the audience or backstage and she’s not being coy under the male gaze. She is singing about having sexual agency
imreallybad: i wish men understood that when women are talking about feminism and rape culture and shit, it’s not just a political conversation. it’s not about being a “social justice warrior” or whatever. it’s about our actual lives being shaped
