or a mermaid
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find or a mermaid on porn pin board
or a mermaid clips
one thing I’ve learned is that morning is going to come with or without you. and you won’t be just done randomly, so unless you do it yourself, you’re going to live. you will not just die in your sleep even when you can’t breathe it hurts so bad.
alphabitches:sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something
coffeebuddha: coffeebuddha: All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask. A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
On Friday nights I’m either embarrassingly drunk or watching a season of Grey’s anatomy there’s no in between
felinesofnewyork: “I don’t need anybody. That’s not hyperbole. I literally don’t need you, or anyone. Do not touch me.”- Alex, Harlem
salvadordali-art: Medea or Jason Taking Possession of the Golden Fleece, 1981Salvador Dali
celeritious: you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they
sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something
idkmybffnick: i drank too much on a thursday can some one come and lay and kiss or something IDK
rupikaur:period. (a photo series shot by sisters rupi and prabh kaur. art direction by rupi kaur.)i bleed each month to help make humankind a possibility. my womb is home to the divine. a source of life for our species. whether i choose to create or
punksy:wow……my legs would look rly cute wrapped around ur waist………..„,….or ur head
differed:DONT READ OLD MESSAGES AND STUFF OMG JUST DONT DO IT IM WARNING YOU NOW. SO THIS POST IS A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE STRONG AND BETTER THAN YOU WERE A DAY, WEEK, MONTH OR YEAR AGO AND YOU DONT NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE ASSHOLES AND YOU DONT NEED TO GO
lucidnee:bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh
sequere-lucem:teaminx: myawfulpersonality: Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops This is the best explanation for it I’ve ever found. holy shit i feel
starbucksromantics: “I think we grow up thinking the only love that counts as true love is the kind that lasts forever or is fully realized. When you have a broken heart, the first thing a stranger will ask is ‘how long were you two together?’
hello-lesbians: laina916: alwayswrite4you: xmystery30x: fragileflower12:xrese: she-loves-girls: you know you’re fucked when you smile or laugh while kissing them You know you’re fucked when you smile just by looking at them you know you’re
drown-in-cum: amfortenberry:my favorite kind of people: people who take pictures of you when they think you’re doing something cute or beautiful — like driving with the windows down, laughing as hard as you can, walking down the beach — then show
One of my hiding places is the back of Books a Million or in the bathroom Lol
all-i-do-is-fangirl: does anyone else have sudden urges to reinvent themselves, travel the world, start jogging, learn new languages, learn to cook exotic foods, redecorate, or start journaling? like you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you
I have an ass and a brain. Choose one or find a way to get both.
snaomicampbell: gif: can u unfriend people from ur high school right after graduation or do u have to wait a year??? literally immediately after u walk across the stage everyone is fair game to delete
A dear friend stood in on his first surgery today and he’s only 18 and I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud or more impressed
Memoir: Do I miss him or his dick?
Rolling her joint is like opening her car door or bringing her flowers: it’s a gesture.
I always think of you when it rains, just as I always have. You’re so similar. Potentially calm and relaxing and enjoyable, potentially destructive and powerful and scary. You either leave everything better or everything worse. A blessing and a curse.
uglyonfleek: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: Get you a “What you feel for? I’ll cook for you or tell me what you want & i’ll pick it up & bring it to you” type of nigga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
When I say “it’s no big deal,” it’s either a really big issue that worries me or I really don’t care.
dopethemovie: DOPE | Only In Theaters June 19 | Starring Zoe Kravitz“You gonna say something or just stare at me?” -NAKIA
lace-and-cotton: Things I do not care about:your weightyour GPAyour education or job statusyour incomethe size of any body partThings I absolutely care about:how nice you are to othershow much you love animalsif you will not judge me for how much I eatif
Mutual effort or ✌🏼️
zeloswildeer: blushyarmin: lordofthescience: royaltyspeaking: How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. thaNK YOU SO MUCH the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me clearly you’re
kiss-bite-love: Does anyone know that feeling where you just need to tell someone you love them so badly but you can’t so it physically hurts you inside or is it just me bc this is not cool
tylenold: it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
I just told my mom i needed to shower and get in bed before Jimmy Fallon comes on am I 19 or 59
hotsuburbandad: If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
unamericanflag: my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
I need gray Nike free runs or free 5.0s in a 7 mutuals thnx
Today my manager said “Kayla your ass is too nice to give it to someone who could take it or leave it”
justice4mikebrown: July 22“Signal lane change or sheriff may kill you”
andletliveagain: I don’t want to remember that I met you almost a year ago or think of the fact that maybe four years from now I won’t remember what you look like. It sucks the air out of me when I think about how you were my first for so many things,
andletliveagain: Sometimes I think of how much I used to feel for you. I couldn’t even go anywhere without some part of my thoughts running into you. Now here I sit, hundreds of days later, wondering how it felt to feel wanted by you, or what it was
No one’s seen my heart or eyes lower
thecommonchick: “where did all your money go?“ i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s
storythecorgi: maza-dohta: If anyone in California is interested in adopting a dog or a cat, Kerns County Animal Shelter ( one of the most disgraceful shelters in California ) is being shut down. Dogs are being sold for 15$ and cats for 5$ ( all are
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
rexuality: not sure if this website glorifies social anxiety and self loathing or everyone has reached rock bottom and dark humor is merely a bitter form of comfort
thwacks: Do you ever just see people with headphones in and wonder what kind of music they’re listening to? Like is the business man on the bus more of “baby you light up my world like nobody else” 1D type of person or an “Ass fat yeah I know”
risdaniels: adriofthedead: pyopyon: jamesisrambling: Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date “Did you just catch that?” I like that the batter actually looks impressed I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still
liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
We too old for this lying shit, boo. Do you want me or not?
profeminist: “Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her.Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love…..When i saw this the penny dropped! So true my parents used to say this to me, i
carryonmy-assbutt: rose-for-a-tenner: carryonmy-assbutt: guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said
fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
howthehoolychillz: baddiebey: Ugly cute guys are guys that you think are so cute because they’re charming or sweet and they have like the air of a hot guy but then when u look at them for a long time sometimes u pull back and you’re just like “…..damn