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evaded: overwhelminq: adultrebel: The greatest roommate pranks ever! Literally they think of everything! The cups around the room prank is CLASSIC! The onion covered carmel “apples” omg, my roommate would hate me. Hmm…
mynamesdustin: If you really think about it nothing you physically like is a choice. For example, to me (and probably others) raw onions taste bad, but to others they taste good. Did I choose not to like onions? No, to me they just tasted bad and I have
alexisthenedd: jonah-dean: maisonderriere: The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message. It was me and i got it
Hey, it’s me again, Cool Anon #24601! Part 2 of 5. The blue text is Night Blogger Steven. The green text is Night Blogger Rose. The white text is Onion. What do you think? (Submitted by anonymous)
Am I crazy or does that kid look at you like she knows everything
l3lackeyedsusan: 85% of what keeps me churning out this friggin meme is that it is honestly the funniest shit i’ve ever seenAToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1
femalemaincharacter: quaartz: source? This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania
layered-like-an-onion: love-doesnt-discriminate: I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right “My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat
all-hail-mono-onion:artissilypso:dysfunctionalfocus:adhd-vibes:figofswords:Stuck. (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”OH GOD ITS ME RNOh okay. This is probably one of the best depictions of this kind of
poopjokesanonymous:cooldudebro: is the joke that it looks like a beaver person looking back over its shoulder and shaking its fist or is it just a photo of lightning i genuinely cant tell it’s god’s fursona It looks like onion to me
pondwitch: gill-goo: pondwitch: hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* Please tell me this is a legit neo-dadaist shitpost and not some kink , i can never be sure since the headless man porn blog
seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction
imonlyadumpling: uzume-tennouboshi-official: rynnay: tricksterlesbian: belleandwhistle: onion-souls: theamazingdigitalart: Gift by Zezhou Chen “No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
mysteryplantgirl: castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM this makes my heart smile
fumbledeegrumble replied to your photoset:Anybody want to feed me two or three pizzas and…yYES??????????????????????????????My favorite kind of pizza is pepperoni, black olive, onions, mushrooms, and bacon.
adriofthedead: patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma please tell me this is an onion headline
nanalew: i-misbehave: likeviolenceyoukill-me: Basically why he is one of my favourite humans ever I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONION, BUT IT’S NOT…….. O_O Canada tava ligando de onde fera, do ESPAÇO!? não, pera..
onion-souls: caledoniaseries: unauthorized-magic: This thread is so good. THIS. ^^ As a folklorist, this kind of thing bothers the hell out of me. So much of what people think of as ancient is Victorian era or newer. Or just wildly inaccurate,
tastefullyoffensive: You’re never around when I need you. (by Jake Likes Onions)
o-blessed-king-of-longing:Berserk + Onion headlines, because I had to. (2/5)All caps taken by me. this whole post is so out of line.
exac:reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onionYou know we’re fucked when reality is completely indiscernible from what would normally be blatant satire…
decodingmystery: A planet in the 4th is what you’re absolutely not seen as, but what you deeply are. Planets here are hidden from view. Not in an 8th house way of suppressing the planets due to fear, or a 12th house way of repressing the planets due
teaboot:4x01:4x01:4x01:4x01:just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career look at her…she gets stronger!the full painting is finally complete!This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand
the-hetaera: millythehippie: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit Oh
samvasnormandy: dirtysouf: reverseracism: Believe me when I say, I thought this was an Onion Article. somebody remind me who sam smith is the out of drag Adele tribute
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
pigeon-sponge: onion man take me by the hand take me to the land you understand onion man, the voyage to the boundaries of the world is a real trip
rynnay: tricksterlesbian: belleandwhistle: onion-souls: theamazingdigitalart: Gift by Zezhou Chen “No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back,
demons-put-onions-in-my-room: itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you” The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.
samthe-onion-nigga: etahad: lochnessmonsterofficial: Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why. When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit
superagentpeggycarter: sometimes the onion is a little too real
vaganja: womyneyez: fuckyeahlavernecox: FREE CeCe trailerI lost my shit, I think maybe someone is chopping onions near me tears. i can’t wait to watch the whole thing. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.IF YALL DONT SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS.
julroses: Try telling me my dinner doesn’t look delicious. Potato onion stir fry, pan fried tofu and spinach tho Oh goodness.
Lol I went to whole foods and it really dawned on me that the over charge sooooooo much. An onion is ũ.69 a lb. a decent sized onion is like ū at that rate. I can go to trader Joes and get a big ass onion at a flat rate Or go to a farmers market
clarice-andherlittlelostlamb: nels5157: angrymadsygin: demons-put-onions-in-my-room: myoneandonlywonderland: Sheldon the tiny dinosaur Part 4/4 SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM Sheldon is
Also knives out is a phenomenal movie, Glass onion is a phenomenal movie, for tottally different reasons, I want more. Give me more
berandomness:Also knives out is a phenomenal movie, Glass onion is a phenomenal movie, for tottally different reasons, I want more. Give me more Also not really related,Glass onion is available on Netflix, knives out (og) is available on 123 movies
lucile-the-dinosaure: dudegetyourown: a-world-of-noise: library-mermaid: weloveshortvideos: me this halloween I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those onions?????? THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS KILL ME EVERY TKME This is legit me 😂😂😂
the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where terezi screams at john to fix things but instead of writing down instructions she draws some question marks and instead of following them john eats the scarf
samthe-onion-nigga: poetic-disaster: bchrisrenee: pettywap: thecommonchick: them: you’re depressed because you never leave the house!! go out and do something fun, you’ll see!! me: SCREAMING In actual tears 😂 this is me. Gitt was
youraveragetrainwreck: demons-put-onions-in-my-room: itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you” The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that
I miss everyone, im sorry I disappear sometimes - how is everyone doing?? I hope everyone is good and lovely!!! please please talk to me or ask questions or anything <333
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
philparmas: quick heads up: “vidalia” is a species of onion, which makes me think this girl is the mother of sour cream and onion. marty is almost CERTAINLY sour cream’s dad. just look at the damn resemblance and also the age difference–this
Vidalia is canon grown up Pacifica and you cant tell me otherwise
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit
formaldehyde-frogs: flaming-fruitcake: blackqueerblog: i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion That final scream @colacharm
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