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curiousobsession101:walks-the-ages:curiousobsession101:absolutely-feral:starlightomatic:c3rvida3:The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that’s just RUINED now. sorry the what now?This is per
My sister got me a virtual pet toy for Christmas and one of the pets you can raise on it is Onion’s head
thekingoforzammar: imonlyadumpling: uzume-tennouboshi-official: rynnay: tricksterlesbian: belleandwhistle: onion-souls: theamazingdigitalart: Gift by Zezhou Chen “No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking
isys777: femalemaincharacter: quaartz: source? This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure
Egil is a onion? WHY HAVE NO ONE TOLD ME THIS
femalemaincharacter: quaartz: source? This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania
people-should-all-be-onions: sosungalittleclodofclay: raiseusfromperdition: tedschmosbyarchitect: tardistautology: Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas? oh my god get’s funnier when you realize that fruit
snackerforker-of-niemor: psxgfx: what really makes this for me is that I heard that all the photos in their articles are reader submissions, and The Onion makes up a headline to go with them.
This is a typical school lunch for me. Veggie burgers with some sautéed onions and mushrooms, a dollop of my own vegenaise, edamame, tomatoes, and lots of hummus
Scrolling through the vegan tag had me feeling creative, so here is my lunch: black beans, corn and potatoes with onion and green pepper. Little dollop of hummus in the middle
imonlyadumpling: uzume-tennouboshi-official: rynnay: tricksterlesbian: belleandwhistle: onion-souls: theamazingdigitalart: Gift by Zezhou Chen “No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re
jhfic1:dfranklinalex:redhotnow:thefurryforest:This is how all husbands should look 😍You can make me dinner any time “I never want to see you cry, babe. I will always chop the onions for you.”
theeleventhsherlock: broken-knees: people-should-all-be-onions: iwillmakeitthroughthis: FOREVER REBLOG. my god the Snape one gets me every time. IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM is the best thing I have ever read
plantskpopandbooks: terrible-tentacle-theatre: onion-souls: coolyo294: scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket The phrase “exposed to this spider torment” will haunt me Ethology is crazy, folks. Just wait until you hear about
codyjames49: femalemaincharacter: quaartz: source? This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure
curseworm:stretched-horizons:curseworm:curseworm:curseworm:i fucking hate caramelized onions that eye-watering sulfurous sharpness is a gift and you ingrates are SQUANDERING itthough the haters may slander and shame me they shall yet hear my voice ringing
post-store:satanic-lymphatic: literaryreference: The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it I thought this was a Ted talk ฬ.99
thewitchy-one: imonlyadumpling: uzume-tennouboshi-official: rynnay: tricksterlesbian: belleandwhistle: onion-souls: theamazingdigitalart: Gift by Zezhou Chen “No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking
“Down here is where I store the potatoes and onions,” she said bending over in front of me as she dug into a tub. She glanced back, and I saw a devilish smile twist her lips, and I glanced over and saw her white uniform was riding up her wide ass,
literaryreference:The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
layered-like-an-onion: love-doesnt-discriminate: I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right “My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat
icy-brunette: evaded: overwhelminq: adultrebel: The greatest roommate pranks ever! Literally they think of everything! The cups around the room prank is CLASSIC! The onion covered carmel “apples” omg, my roommate would hate me. Hmm…
iamwez: augustdementhe: flootzavut: I feel like this comes under the category of “no such thing as a low skill job” If I could chop onions like that you couldn’t tell me SHIT. UNSKILLED LABOR IS A MYTH. Art
mushious: 13. Hmmm. That’s a good question XD My favourite play style is to sit there behind an onion’s worth of layered defenses and be immune to anything going on in the game around me while my opponents annihilate each other. And i give
