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“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up.
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
esquire4: I’m gnna squeeze one of these until you scream… you chose which one
futakawaii: Nnnnggghhhh keep writing that dirty talk on the board and I’ll finish up quick so you can get out of detention quickly. mmmm Haven’t posted from InCase in a while. :) Just one thing. I honestly don’t know if this is futa on futa or
Education of O - Day One
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
nippyboobs: Erect asian nipple. I want to lick it!!! Gorgeous erotic close-up of this Asian girl’s erect nipple. So very very suckable! I’m loving the wetness and goosebumps too - that is one very cold erect nipple! Plus, although she’s a wee
Understandably one of my favourite scenes to shoot is the one where I get to hold the “magic wand”. Not many models go to the “interactive” level so I haven’t made too many of these but boy do I love them when I get to do ‘em! The model
This is one super fucking wet pussy! I’d like to know what this chick was doing/watching to get her pussy so sopping wet. Beautiful yummy clear juice dripping down there which is either getting gobbled up hungrily or smeared all over the tip and shaft.
This is one of the three models I filmed when I went out for a big one in Dundee a number of years ago and looking back they’re all total babes! This photo is of the lovely Barbie (yes…she does have blonde hair!) and you can see that she totally
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/02/14/godsgirls-jayne-has-a-heart-shaped-box/GodsGirls always has beautiful models, creative and full of confidence, and Jayne is one of the most talented ones. She is all we love and lust for in alternative, great hair,
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/04/08/ftvgirls-christines-first-panty-stuffing/FTVGirls has amazing models, and one of their greatest ones, Christine Alexis has done her first panty stuffing photo set ever for the site. The set is amazing, and she’s
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/06/04/gothicsluts-dana-dark-is-a-vintage-beauty/Dana Dark is definitely one of my favorite GothicSluts models. She is always so dark and passionate, always coming up with new stuff, and putting a lot of effort into her
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/06/18/kiannamills-sensual-show/It has been a while since I’ve seen one of Kianna‘s shows, but the first thing I remembered was her lovely smile, she brightens up your day, not to mention her perfect tits and lovely
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/09/18/crazybabe-indigo-austine-in-a-darkened-room/I love pictures that are taken in the dark, with just a light with its main focus on the model, and this is one of those ones, so fucking pretty, with that darkened red
From Bitty Ones to Bolt Ons - Unnecessary Breast Augmentation MonthToday’s model: Teagan Presley
Jan 2015A little break from the Christmas pics.We just posted a new gallery on Microminimus. This photo, and one other that I will post next, were removed by the moderators. The gallery features photos from our trip to the Bahamas last January.
May 2008Star is very much into the “natural” look. She rarely wears make-up and preferred that M went without, so here is a rare make-up-less Moment.
Sept 2010Indian Wells, CA MarriottThese were taken the same night of the recent shots I posted (her putting on her make-up in the hotel bathroom). We went to the night club there in the hotel that evening. A friend of ours, who we were with, knew one
April 2011Picking up the mail at the apartment we lived in when we first came to Vegas. Seems like a lifetime ago.
Aug 2016Carwash in N. LVI pulled over to get a few pics of her and shot this one through my windshield.It’s one of the few where I didn’t use a flash (I almost always use some form of flash; even in broad daylight). This shows just how sheer that
Sept 2008Crib Suite at the Palms casino for my 40th birthdayThe first one shows the dress she changed into before the guests arrived. The other 3 are for the ones who requested more “group” shots from our RC parties. Yes, that is my smug mug in the
Oct 2016Fetish & Fantasy BallI loved how anyone looking up the stairs as she was coming down could see she was pantiless. It doesn’t even phase her. She also found one of the nicest asses at the party and had to show her appreciation. The girl was
lucky-33: Put a new gallery up for Moment on Microminimus. I guess this one was just a little too much for the mods (not surprised, but I thought I’d give it a shot). Enjoy! Miami Feb 2016
Pelo d’Autore n° 2014 Che Ciuffetto MERAVIGLIOSO!!! rugsonly: thought you might like this one…. You know me too well, I love this one!
prettylillycd: New Dress This is the dress I got to replace the one I am returning from my last post. I really wanted to stay away from floral’s this time but I couldn’t pass this one up! More photos to follow soon!
sweetlittlewallflower: “I feel so intensely the delights of shutting oneself up in a little world of one’s own, with pictures and music and everything beautiful.” ― Virginia Woolf
