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“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
Leaving Las Vegas. When we returned home, I gave hub a special treat for surprising me with such a great summer ending trip. One foot on the ground, one up on the bed. I let him rub himself up and down my butt crack and cum all over my back. Norma
Drink it all up Princess, its good for you
When I’ve been worked up for a while I can cum for Days…messy ;)
pupdon: Just listen to my voice, pup. Listen while you still can. One by one I’ve removed the building blocks of your humanity. You used to have hands but now they are only paws. You used to walk on two legs, I know it sounds silly to you now,
Did a silhouette warm up session today. And I like this one, so I’m gonna share it. Silhouettes are fun :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto
dallas-hotwife: I squirted all over the chair so I had to put a shirt under me to soak it up. I was so hot thinking of all of my followers and when I hook up with one
hereforpizza: accioharo: surlelac: #there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly
eroticmischief: all-choked-up-by-my-love: eroticmischief: all-choked-up-by-my-love eroticmischief if this isn’t the perfect set up for me, then there isn’t one out there….you choking me up, while play-with-sir pounds my pussy…. Your a good
play-with-sir: all-choked-up-by-my-love: eroticmischief: all-choked-up-by-my-love eroticmischief if this isn’t the perfect set up for me, then there isn’t one out there….you choking me up, while play-with-sir pounds my pussy…. Indeed, im
goodlycreatures: One up, one down, one up.
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Aaron has his gummy friends lined up in his hand. He grabs one and begins to tease it. How does he tease it you ask? Well by putting it in his mouth of course. He loves chewing them up to bits. But he’s not going to chew this one up quite yet.
Pushed myself too hard cleaning yesterday, messed my neck up again and might be gone until monday.Thankful for my awesome fans and costumers, and thankful that i’ve been having more good days than bad ones lately. This is a bad day, and it sucks and
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I keep having such awful dreams wtf. When I woke up this morning I was so scared I couldn’t move
sincerelyseoul: Chanyeol’s precious wink! This is the picture I’m most afraid of putting up. I’m hoping people will respect me on this one. This one really is my favorite, and it’s taking a lot out of me just to post this one up.
thatso90s: disturbed souls omfgawd it’s all the ones i looked up to as a kid in one thing. brilliant.
largehadronkalidah: The Rollchart drawthread is still up, though it usually requires one or two rescue bumps early on in the day. I’m being environmentally conscious and recycling unused rolls instead of getting new ones for myself. - Sarah (Mother
kavos-plz: So aiffe introduced me to the cursed cold ones such poor poor creatures i’m in love. Also canon wasn’t specific bout their design so I’m making my own shit up u___u “Warped by ancient magic, the cursed cold ones - or geluns, as they
kingcheddarxvii: Me walking past Rebecca Sugar on the street: *trips* OOPS! it seems I’ve dropped all of my STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN COMICS everywhere *picks one up* like THIS ONE about Onion becoming HUGE and EATING BEACH CITY *picks up another* and THIS
chongoblog:whitepeopletwitter:If you are referring to “clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do their share” then I’ll have you know that remembering the song and having it play in my head made me clean up
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
italsma: To make the wait for the new season of Game of Thrones a bit more bearable, I started a new papercut series! Each cut is based on the sigil of one of the houses. Up first: Baratheon, Greyjoy, Targaryen, and Lannister! These will be up in my
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT IN ITS
sentochoryu: for today’s warm up, i just kinda wanted to draw josuke in one of the dueling outfits from rgu so i made one up ahaaa
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
sassygayrussia: I kind of want to start the guro challenge back up but I can’t remember which one I did last…. I found the last one I did so now I’ve got: 12. Parasite13. Sickness14. Selfharm 15. Insects16. Bondage17. Tentacles18. Ball-jointed
Ok so if you’re ever eating one of those push-up popsicle things and you think like “This little paper wrap is in the way, I’ll just push it all the way up and eat it like a normal popsicle”, don’t. Because there is no stick
Electing to wake up early and then having a crappy day feels like such a betrayal. Like I sure am glad I willingly lost out on sleep only to have a bad day
richardarmitageforever: annecain: Now this is what I want to see every day when I boot up the old ‘puter! I needed a new wallpaper, couldn’t find one that used this photo nicely, so I whipped one up and thought I’d share. Take THAT, Monday! Thank
noizybunnyboy: ….i decided to play dress up…..and i might have gone a tiny bit overboard i was going to change up their faces so it wasn’t the same one over and over again but after spending two and a half hours on this….i really just don’t
defyingeschaton: best mettaton EX headcanons: hair is actually solid metal 3-fingered mickey mouse-esque hands no elbows, just straight up noodle arms is missing an eye and has his hair covering it up because alphys is one of those artists that suck
takahiroissei: takahiroissei: Cleaning out my screenshots. Here’s matsun. The first one is my fave. Spread the matsun love!
aimso: Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps. How I feel after waking up from naps.
tarynel: lucidnee: pinkcookiedimples: open-plan-infinity: dayumshecangetit: jehovahhthickness: I’m the granddaughter 😕 I’m def the one who showed up and me and everyone else would’ve had to square all the way up What kind of ungrateful..
pastagoddess: smaugwithablog: FUCKIN BEDS MAN THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUCKIN EGG AND IT CAN LIGHT UP AND IT’S CUSHY THIS ONE’S ALL SUSPENDED AND SCIENCE-Y THIS ONE LOOKS NATURISH BUT THEN IT’S LIKE BAM AND HAS THESE LITTLE ICE PLASTIC SHIT GOIN
assckles: assckles: I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
horseless-headsman: garlicseas-oning: garlicseas-oning: my friend is studying abroad in spain and he keeps dressing up as waldo and photobombing his classmates’ pictures i am not joking Your friend is a fucking genius
strigays: thesassylorax: PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP! I’LL TAKE YA ON! I TAKE YA WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND ME BACK! I’LL FIGHT YA STANDIN’ ON ONE FOOT! I’LL FIGHT YA WITH MY EYES CLOSED! SCREAMS
hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other level
shubbabang: you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3
grumpyjackles: this one is a contender for one of my favorite photos i’ve shot. it’s also the last one for the evening since I have to be up in 4 hours for j2 day. Jensen Ackles - Saturday Night Special - Salute to Supernatural Phoenix 2016 photo
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
welcometocomputer: so once my neighbor hung up a rainbow flag so the person next to him hung up the tennessee army flag and they’re constantly trying to one-up each other like one time the redneck had this huge homophobic sign in his yard so the other
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
Was I the only one who thought it looked like one? xD So I drew this one up. Everyone knew these two had to clean each other up. ;D
