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one-time-i-dreamt:muchymozzarella:MrBeast being openly and aggressively a trans ally and calling out transphobia bc his bff Chris (any pronouns according to bio) is on HRT and is getting targeted by transphobes was not on my bingo card, but good for themI
One time i participated in twitter after dark.
fullerfigurefullerbust: bode5997: kingsofcurves: daddycravingprincess: Her figure oh my god Her body!!! Yes,I feel some masturbation time on the horizon. ^^^ dude. That’s probably the biggest insult you could ever pay me. I hope that when
One time after stripping me down to nothing, fucking my throat, slapping my ass my room mate dragged me into his bathroom where he put me in his bathtub, he took out a razor and turned on the shower and started to shave my already closely trimmed pubes.
one-time-i-dreamt: I want 10 of these Marco De Vincenzo Spring 2019 handbags and I want them now
one-time-i-dreamt: I brought a huge box of tea to school and kept throwing tea bags at everyone screaming, “THERE’S THE TEA.“
one-time-i-dreamt: The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion
One time when I was in preschool we were having some kind of party and in it we had a contest to see who could imitate the best businessman. The winner had said “buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, sue, sue, sue!”
One time I drew my oc in an outfit that I really wanted to wear super bad but I knew I would never have the confidence to wear because I was so chubby and so self conscious, and my dad’s girlfriend called the girl in the drawing a slut for not wearing
one-time-i-dreamt: this just might be my favorite tweet ever
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came
easycompany:Ain’t got time for messin’ aroundAnd it’s not my style
one-time-i-dreamt: My dad left me at a park for 9 hours and it turns out he abandoned me to fuck Lana Del Rey.
One Headlight - The Wallflowers i just realized earlier today that this came out 20 years ago. Still love The Wallflowers and Jakob Dylan. ♡
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One time the guy I’m seeing fixed my car because it wouldn’t turn on but it turned out to be the battery was out of place but still… Seeing him fix my car made me want to hit it right then and there.
Time to go.
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one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
One time in high school a teacher called me a 'she'
one time this happened and i lost my shit.
one-time-i-dreamt: The world was ending, and then it didn’t but I already came out as a lesbian and another girl did too.
one-time-i-dreamt: I was staying in a hotel for a convention and all of my friends left to hang out. I assumed they went to the top, the 46th floor and so I went up after them. Turns out they weren’t there so I got back in the elevator and it descended
one-time-i-dreamt: I was Indiana Jones, trying to recover an artifact from a military caravan full of Nazis. I was doing really well until I fell off the back of the truck and had to walk on foot back to the village marketplace. I ran into my Grandma
one-time-i-dreamt: There was a new horror movie coming out called “Moon Man” and the trailer was about this guy with a big inflatable fuzzy head sitting next to a boy at a bus stop. The Moon Man asked the boy if he wanted to hear a secret and then
one-time-i-dreamt: I walked into the kitchen at what seemed like 10 in the morning and six people I didn’t recognise were there and I was like, wtf, why are there sTrAnGeRs iN mY hOuSe, and they just turned and were basically like, oh crap, and five
one-time-i-dreamt: queen-baelin: wethepotterheads0214: mycollectionofnuts: candiikismet: sobeitjay2: homofied: Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day Lmao Get this away from me! @joannaharp Is this supposed to be like when someone
one-time-i-dreamt: I was at the beach, eating a chicken sandwich and I started coughing. I coughed up a bone and assumed it was a chicken bone from my lunch. I kept coughing until I coughed up half a seagull, and then a giant liver. I had somehow managed
one-time-i-dreamt:I needed to use the restroom and the person I was leaving to do so was like, “Be back in ten,” and then it took me thirty minutes to clean the restroom to the point where it was physically useable and another thirty to find
one-time-i-dreamt:I was in the show The Good Place and I was helping Chidi rewrite the after lifebut when we were done and presented our plan to fix everything, we both realized that we forgot to add in Heaven.
one-time-i-dreamt: I was trapped in a terrible UK version of Stranger Things called: “Oi! That’s ghastly!”It was probs loosely based on recent politics, Bluebirds cockney accent, and an SNL skit.
one-time-i-dreamt: Hitchcock from Brooklyn 99 stole my earphones and I chased him around my neighborhood for 20 minutes but I couldn’t run fast enough or turn while running because I was too drunk. In the end, he tripped on the sidewalk and I got my
one-time-i-dreamt: I had a dream the night before the My Chemical Romance reunion concert that I was at said reunion concert, except it was just Kylo Ren with a ukulele in a tent, playing songs that weren’t even MCR, but everyone seemed convinced this
one-time-i-dreamt:I was walking through a crowd at a Three Days Grace concert, and suddenly this girl grabbed me and said, “Oh my gods, honey, I'e been looking everywhere for you.” She claimed to be my fiancée, and she gave me this cool iron ring
one-time-i-dreamt: romansroys: this scene deserved at least 10 emmys instant flashbacks to this
one-time-i-dreamt: snuv: imlizy: megapope: humanoidhistory: “Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972. worth noting that this is the most recent living person
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one-time-i-dreamt:God, I can’t believe this si real
one-time-i-dreamt:SHE WASN’T EVEN TAGGED IN HIS TWEET, IT WAS ON ANOTHER TWEET THREAD AZZSUWZSZSHAUWZZSZZDSHEHDHSUSH
one-time-i-dreamt:His smile 🥺❤
one-time-i-dreamt: Hayley Williams and Danny DeVito were on The Great British Bake Off together. Danny admitted that he had no idea who Hayley was and guessed that she was Avril Lavigne. Hayley seemed to think it was funny. Danny kept offering people
one-time-i-dreamt: I was at a John Mulaney show. It was titled “A Philosopher’s Grave”. It was just four hours of jokes that didn’t make sense but everybody else would laugh at them. Like he would say something like, “Why did the penguins die?
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