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One time at the gas station, some chucklefuck broke the diesel pump by trying to drive away while the nozzle was still in his vehicle, which triggered the emergency break-away. So, while we were waiting for the fix it guy to come and fix it, we had the
one time when i was 17 i nearly broke my leg jumping out of a girl’s window because i was pretty sure her parents had just walked through the front door. boi them were the innocent days. chasing that strange regardless of personal injury or discomfort.
One time with her and I’d never be the same.
One of the fandoms I was in did a great challenge called “Wrong Maps.” A bunch of authors signed up for locations and the couple went on a road trip to visit each place. It was such a beautiful challenge, because a lot of people wrote
One time I was going through my picture folder and I found out that my SO took my webcam to take photos of himself.
captainlitebrite: it is 1849 and cholera is devastating the city of london. the germ theory of disease has not yet developed, but thankfully, one physician is working tirelessly to determine the cause of the outbreak. after much research, he presents
my head has decided to spiral out of control to a point that I couldn’t retain information three fucking times today I just wanted to get some work done and go watch the hobbit but fuck mental illness
one time I found a washington/hamilton doujinshi and I don’t remember any of it I’m not sure if I blocked it out or if tori read it for me
kaizonuoni: Hey look, I found a thing… I bet you guys are gonna like the thing. LOOK AT THE THING!!! On second thought you guys might hate the thing :/ but like it at the same time????? IDK JUST LOOK!!
aokijikuzan: Pre-Time Skip Marine Admirals That… that… third gif of Akainu HARHARHAR PLEASE DO GIEF. *regrets nothing*
Time to write up the damn character info. –>NíðhöggrAge: 21 in human yearsFrom: SplendidePersonality & history: Born in the laphine city in the New World, she has always had a special connection with the nature the humans aren’t
#one time in Pete’s world something went wrong and TenToo got hurt at Torchwood #they pulled Rose out of the room screaming #pushed her outside and closed the door #told her to let the doctor’s handle it he’d be fine #and she just pounded on
one-time-i-dreamt: Tran’s website:The Grass StrawsSource: UNILAD, VnExpress
one-time-i-dreamt:Britney has been paying for people’s groceries, paying for items for their kids, sending uplifting messages, posting fun videos to cheer her fans up, doing everything she can to help others, she’s even nice to people who
one-time-i-dreamt:but sir, that’s my emotional support unachievable dream scenario that I came up with in my head
one-time-i-dreamt:
sheistheweather:random-stuff-time:aw-hawkeye-no:this-onegoes:- Blythe BairdMe, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?Me, chewing faster:The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTHThis was
one-time-i-dreamt:I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
one time I saw this gif of a girl being tied up by the wrist and blindfolded then a guy had a knife in his hand I pressed it against her face. All I am getting at is that’s really hot.
one time my bf was fingering me and he was whispering things like “come on be a good little girl for daddy and cum” well he needs to say those things more often
one time my mom won a wet tshirt contest
one time at a con five gamzees piled on me chanting motherfucker
cruisingthesites: You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing All the time.
One fine day with a woof and a purr,A baby was born and it caused a little stir,No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog,Just a feline-canine, little CatDog
One hour to go folks
coachirwin: when are my followers gonna start shipping me with someone
one time I met this native american dude in an SF backroom because neither of us had a place. he had a thick brown donkey dick and as I was sucking it, this other huge dick came through a hole in the wall, like 11 ins. after the first dude left the second
"One time, someone played me a recording of the Hulk laughing." - Indestructible Hulk Special #1
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you put a lava lamp
One time, I was really sad so I played this game
One time in high school a teacher called me a 'she'
One time in band camp
teamtigerawesome: It’s that time of year when you want to snuggle up with someone and watch a Disney movie.
One time life 歌う
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
yonkos-blog: That time when Zoro killed an old man…
yuutayo: i gave up i’ll finish it some other time …. anyways… for u @zipra i hope he looks… soft enough…….
one-time-i-dreamt: The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion
one-time-i-dreamt:Support Megan Fox 2kForever
one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
one-time-i-dreamt:Cyntoia Brown is finally free!
one time I made a Madoka pun and I don’t know if people just don’t like it or they just hate it
one time i went to a gravestone factory
one time I went into miu miu in Florence and I was Disappointed and also wearing a sweatshirt
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
solomonsolstarbuck: daryan is a little bit of all of us
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early i paid to
hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground? you just kind of… open ur arms
one-time-i-dreamt: Guess who just got witch-slapped? Tucker Carlson. You might remember Amanda from this:
