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ok so it looks like this laptop is on its last legs. to be fair, i’ve had it able to exist for about six/seven years, which is a great run. so I’m looking at laptops rn and I think I’m going to get a pretty cool one, bc I’m
ugh I looked up those skater dresses and I really want this one but I’m SO BAD at getting things for myself that aren’t, like. anime figures. hhhhhh.
which one of you live in las vegas? you signed it with a name I’m not familiar with and it’s throwing me off!
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
the worst part about that picture is that I was working with ~6 colored pencils and no pencil sharpener (because I was NOT going to use my makeup sharpener for that one). so when I wanted to go in and make santana’s skin tone darker I realized
I’m really glad that no one has asked me to say horrifying phrases like “Makishima is a cis dude” or “talk about Joseph with he/his pronouns.”
Watched the eclipse using a colander with my next door neighbor. It wasn’t a total one, but it was awesome watching the lighting change 🌚
changes my icon from one character I overly project on to another.
One of the colours request more to come soon
so I took a picture of my butt, idk why because no one is ever going to see it lol
so i lost 100lbs, i gained 100 lbs, i am super uncomfortable being naked around my bf, i dont want him to see me naked, im insercure, im tired of my “friends,” one of my close friends is leaving for a yr to china, i was without a job for 3 months
Sometimes I feel like playing ESO again but I haven’t updated in so long that I know it would take two years to load. One month for the update and 23 months for the loading screen.
a certain asshole said exactly one thing and all of my anons disappeared
tagged by @thegoldenhigh:make a moodboard using only things saved to your phoneI could have made this easy and used all the art and selfies I have on my phone but in the spirit of challenge I included only one full picture of myselftagging:@mazokhist
me, earlier today: wouldn’t it be fucked if after telling myself I won’t spend money on ESO DLCs they came out with one that might have Lillandril in itme now:
I finally…finished…uploading all 42 pride designs to my Redbubble…it took me over an hour and I sacrificed one wrist but it’s done…
one of my brothers is visiting tomorrow and if we’re not too busy he’s going to catch up on SU while he’s here (he hasn’t seen any of them since “Friend Ship”), so that should be fun
one of my neighbors is aggressively playing the ukulele like they’re scoring the background music for a chase scene in an action movie
One of my neighbors is having a party and they’re playing mariachi music but for some reason between each song is, like, a Kidz Bop version of Surfin’ USA (in English) but not the whole song just the chorus
self-shadowing-prey:I’ve setup a sfw backup over at @selfshadowingprey that will be my new primary in the event @surrealist-phantoms and by extension this blog gets the axe. Phantoms has always been my primary but this one is my real baby so, yeah.
One of the funniest shows. Loved them Dottie and Daphne #thewellwashingwenches #awesomelyhilarious
One of the biggest reasons I stay motivated and on track is this beauty @brittsbeesweet She’s freaking awesome! Also thank you @kokomofitness I’m healthier and stronger. I’m in the best shape of my life and it’s improving everyday! #swollmate
Happy birthday Osito! I hope you enjoyed yourself and had a great one! #mybirthdayboy #ilovehim #mylittleosito #theacehotel #downtownlosangeles #theprecinct #fundowntown
One of these days I’ll be in shape enough for shirtless posts!
OK this sexual frustration is getting out of hand and no one really gets it. I feel like an addict looking for their fix. Maybe I am addicted : /
I stopped posting my daily or nigh-daily mental health birdwalk field notes, but I feel like it’s REALLY IMPORTANT to acknowledge that I saw not one but TWO (2) California quails this weekend on a local hiking trail. I also heard a bunch of them
One of those days I just relax enjoy Tumblr pics and let my cock hang out.
Pissed mun is pissed. I’m going to play the sims. // Well, my wonderful morning/day has gone to shits. Mother came back from a meeting and turns out one of the committee members had followed her and her girlfriend around the damn town and noted
theres really just one girl that i want. fucked that up though. drunk texting was a bad idea. but it happened. this post is an awful idea, but i’ve stopped caring. the car ride with you is my most recent favorite memory.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my past, but all of them have helped me to know that I’m making the right one now.
I should be working on making headbands for the rookies right now… but I’m lazy. I need to make 6 by the 27th, and I’ve made one. It took me about 6 hours… Leadership dropped the ball last year and didn’t make them for
One-Person Electric Watercraft
I'm buying one way tickets as soon as the 1st rolls around.
fitzefitcher: daggerpen: monicalewinsky1996: Trigger warning: Breakfast Holy shit. reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers When I got to the part about being a “bad victim” I started crying. I have loved ones who consider
Can I have a frilly feminine, plus size one piece swim suit, that doesn’t look like the 50’s? Oh yeah and I’m small breasted.
Got my boyfriend a Nasty Pig jock for his 21st… He won’t be the only one getting happy this birthday!
I like songs in musicals where lots of different parts of the score come together in one piece.
Any one know of any good porn blogs that post a fair ammount of videos. Gay/straight/trans, don’t really mind. Static pics are just a bit boring…
[whispers] one follower away from 1k.
i feel like absolute shit so i’m gonna be starting noiz’s good end and hopefully i’ll feel better. as usual, i’ll be tagging it liveblogging in case no one wants to see my shit posting.c:
lose one follower gain seven more lmao. #hella
so i found out that koujaku/noiz actually has three ship names and this can be both a good and bad thing because on one hand that means yay new tag to track (since not everyone tags all three ship names) and more kounoi stuff to stumble upon but on
no one has mentioned my ultimate kink yet i am disappointed.
so i was wondering if there were any toumaki fics and there aren’t many nsfw ones but omfg i found three that had rimming and idk i feel like this is gonna be a good day.
ONE PROJECT TURNED IN. MY FRIEND IS FILMING THE OTHER. NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS MY OTHER PARTNER SO I CAN START THE THIRD PROJECT WTF.OTL
idk just in one of those i wanna cuddle with someone but i also kinda wanna kill myself moods.
come on guys send me some nsfw ones, i want to try writing porn.:c
tfw you find a fic that has all your kinks but then you see it. that one kink that absolutely repulses you.
does anyone else have that one ship where they can’t help but mentally gag even tho you honestly have nothing against it.
tfw u only like that one flavour in a bag of assorted flavour candy.
this is the first time i ever cried over walking dead holy shit i’m so angry and upset fuck this season finale bullshit give me one more episode
tumblr please stop fucking updating no one appreciates this.
i always have mixed feelings about crimson spell updates b/c on one hand, hell fucking yeah, finally. but on the other hand, wtf the fuck kind of update is seven pages.
i had to make a phone call this morning and afterwards i felt like dying and now i have to make another one holy fuck me fUCK.
tfw one of ur fav artists starts getting into a new fandom that u in but they draw ur notp and it’s like *reblogs art anyway, with tears in eyes, b/c it too damn good*
is there anyone cuter than aoba seragaki i think not he is the only light in this world the brightest star in the galaxy he is too precious too pure to be touched by any earthly being is he even real no he’s not because he is too perfect he is the one
how the fuck does one go to sleep i am so tired and agitated rn why can’t i sleep what the fuck wtf honestly the fuck what tf
how is soldier game considered one of the hardest sONGS TO PLAY LIKE YUME NAKI YUME WA YUME JANAI CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK TBH
anyone want an eng sif account?;u; i want to start over so ┐( ´ - ` )┌ rank 53. but it doesn’t have a single ur b/c of my shit luck wwww also i put like 0 effort into the current event so if u wanted a head start on that ur not getting one
i’d be very upset if inklings didn’t greet each other with “what’s krak'n” maybe even followed by one of the squids using kraken and splatting anyone within radius
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