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drew this half a year ago. i would fill up entire 1000x14400 pixel canvases of journal comics trying to process a lot of stuff i was goin through mentally. i found the .psd file to this one while i was having my existential panic of becoming a narcissist.
Really sad about my ex tn… or maybe just about being single, idk. I think I’ve been handling it well. It just makes me sad that he didn’t want to stay together. What’s tragic/dumb is that one of the (cop out) reasons he gave is
Moving from a crummy studio on a loud street in an apt complex far from work to a one bedroom with a big garden closer to work :) v happy. Moving this week!!!!
i though i’d maybe make a lil post about me to answer some of the questions i’ve been getting… to much of your surprise i am excited to tell you that i am a TWENTY ONE year old gemini fairy from deeeep in the salty-aired woods of the pacific north
Thank you to every one who follows me, next stop 2k followers! I need ideas what to post to celebrate when I hit 2k followers… any ideas? :) Please feel free to reblog my pics to help me hit that!
I got tonsillitis twice in one month and so when I finally treated it with a super generic antibiotic my body was like…nah we allergic to dis now, here are the full-body hives you didn’t need. So now I’m like high on Benadryl and prednisone
whatabadcatitude:I got tonsillitis twice in one month and so when I finally treated it with a super generic antibiotic my body was like…nah we allergic to dis now, here are the full-body hives you didn’t need. So now I’m like high on Benadryl and
Tbh I still think about that time that I hooked up with this one white guy who was in the navy and afterwards he was like “wow that was great…you’re a little hairy…but great” and my self esteem literally shatteredddddBut then I saw
So today is me and babes one year anniversary ☺ We’ve been lounging round all day in varying states of dress watching Suits and cuddling and talking about life We just had some fucking amazing kinda spontaneous sex and now he’s at work
I so badly want to be the cute little house wife that bakes pies and keeps house. The one that cooks dinner for her husband every night and he loves her and isnt afraid to show it.. I’m such a slut for domestic life.
I wish I had more Little friends. It seems all the ones I meet are unnecessarily mean and bratty. Like, cool, you’re a brat for your daddy, but I’m tryna be your friend; chill tf out and come smoke this blunt with me.
I played some cute “cartoon yourself” games this evening and really like the way these turned out, so I’m posting them here lol. I also did this one a couple months ago using the same platform and I think it’s really interesting
Got too drunk and broke my phone…… again…..So I’m sorry for not being active, I’m working on getting a new one
Y'all remember when my boyfriend got jumped outside the bar a few weeks ago? Well, I just got called by the fucking prosecutor because one of the guys wanted to call me as a witness.The phone call woke me up from a nap (because I’m a lazy piece
I hate dry conversation. Like the whole time y'all are giving me one word answers to my repeated attempts to engage, I’m thinking “man, this is boring as heck. I wish they’d say some shit about their pet or hobbies so I could go wild&rdq
Out of 21k followers, no one sends me random messages anymore. How’s this even possible 😭I miss your dirty pervy minds. SEND ASKS 😍
TIL, asking for nudes results in receiving better nudes than when receiving unsolicited ones. Interesting.
I’m having one of those insatiable days
I’m gonna punch my dad one day I really am an I don’t give a shit
Sometimes you put so much effort into a relationship and realize you’re the only one putting in the effort
13/4/2021From one disaster to the next, covid 19 now a volcanic eruption. The “better days” are taking its time to get here, after thinking the volcano is finish it erupted again letting out another set of Ash and pyroclastic flow and it’s starting
ajamariesart: Sorry I haven’t been updating much! I’ve been very busy with some personal things. Here’s a screencap redraw for you all~ ( I forgot her necklace.. oops, oh well xD )
0blue-bird0: ‘Til I find someone I love‘Til I find someone I trustKissing strangers so this song made me think of these two and then this happened (and man, i just love them having a dynamic of ‘i really cant trust this person but im still really
callmepo: Grease monkey Helen. Been working hard to step up my colouring game with this one. KO-FI / TWITTER
Where is the browser extension that blocks you from accessing certain websites at certain times of day? I feel like one or two of my mutuals may have posted about this but I passed it over. If you have it, can you comment/reblog with the info? Thanks
So Etrian Odyssey requires a great deal of care and time commitment to play. Which I don’t have.But these are my FAVORITE games. Have always been. Trying out the first one was the best gaming decision I ever made. So fuck me if I’m not going
There are a few more stories going on in my life right now than I have time or fucks to tell… But here’s one…I was at work. I had a trainee tonight. I love having trainees so yay! That made up for not being assigned to the part
NOT closing the store is the best feelingLike I left and so many poor souls are still there with hours left to go and I am NOT one of them………mwahahahaHaHaHAHAHA
This pile of books I’m getting rid of is so temptingHow am I going to end up not rereading one or five XD
I had a dream there was a gif on this website of a parade of running, tripping puppies - except for one, who executed a perfect slo-mo cartwheel. I am completely disappointed with life because this is not real.
Some of my coworkers have said I’m one of their preferred people in the department. Sometimes I wonder why they feel this way and if they have ever changed their mind. If I were them, I think I would change my mind by the way I act up all the time.
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
I was hoping for just ONE evening where I didn’t have to deal with AWFUL BULLSHIT but NO
Seriously have given up on going more than one shift in a row getting to have a peaceful drive home instead of screaming myself hoarse shrieking obscenities because I’m so pissed off WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT SAYS “OKAY TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON”????
Ok I don’t even want a new 2nd job this sucks and is too much work just give me the one that I do like at ภ full time with benefits
i’m sorry followerseveryone send help please to deal with this crisis i need at least an entire day off which i do not have i will just make it through somehow on one cylinder while the rest are screaming and crying in the fetal position
OK Tumblr, what do I doMy retail job gives me fits a lot and I have one coworker who frequently upsets me but I like it a lot. I am not super good at it but I like it for various reasons.I quit my day job recently because I always wanted to and when
Tfw you trade shifts with your coworker but you didn’t actually want to 😫 Tfw that shift you just gave up, you would have opened with that one coworker who always pisses u off but you’ve crushed on each other b4 and maybe probably still
Yeah I mean one thing I wouldn’t mind changing up about the retail life sometimes is how it’s expected that you’ll (usually) get your 2 days off every week but they’ll never be in a row. Either it’s a fortunate scheduling
Not to exclude all the other wonderful people in the world and in my life, but my little brother is one of my favorite people. He’s a source of good things and very special.
other companies take note. data mining, when done poorly, is annoying (and hell, i work for a company that uses data mining, you’re hard pressed to find one that doesn’t). i give props to amazon for actually giving a good snapshot of things i’d
My darling Ginger was one of the best things in my life. I’ve heard the phrase “they’ll live on in my heart” before but it has a deeper meaning now because I feel like I really am living it. She’s alive in my heart. And my
I did go thru a “I don’t know if I can ever have another cat after Ginger” phase but I know my life isn’t complete without a companion. I WILL have another cat someday. Just because my dad doesn’t want one even tho Mom and
My brother is coming over today. I get to see my brother AND his one-year-old puppy. I am so happy, everyone.
An example of one those times when the cat steals your leg room. September 5, 2014, two years ago.
I don’t feel like going into detail about shit right now. Let’s focus on….just one problem at a time. I’m trying to get more comfortable around men so that I have a better chance at things turning out well when I meet someone
I just pulled out my calculator to be sure.Based on the way I’ve calculated my budget, I officially can’t afford a cat.The only way to know for sure if I can afford one is by living a few months in my new dwelling and seeing what my actual cost of
My stuff is coming on Wednesday. Finally, I will have more than 2 non-work outfits. Finally, I will have more than one pair of fuzzy winter socks. Finally, I will have all of my video games and books. Finally, I will have an option for food other than
Dean: loveably incompetent asshole manager Scott: strikingly competent actual asshole manager Holeeee fuck let me just talk about ONE thing he’s done lately. A (female) employee called the store and asked if so-and-so was here, and if this was
I have exactly one photo of Dean on my phone. It was a group photo with me, awesome coworker Sam, a bunch of local corporate people, and store managers. I came upon this because I was looking back through my gallery for pictures of the dog. I miss my
Irritating experience yesterday regarding management decisions. A lady came to the counter with some boots she had literally just gotten from the pickup area. Ordered online, we gave her the wrong ones. She shows us what she got in hand versus what she
Omg. Omg omg omg. You guys. I have lived here for almost 2 MONTHS, and I never realized that THIS ONE BUILDING I PASS ON THE WAY TO WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK WAS A LIBRARY BRANCH ALL ALONG. IT’S BEEN RIGHT THERE THIS WHOLE TIME.
I have been filled with shame because I’ve had a c r u s h on one of my employees but now I can cease denying it because he is quitting ^_^ I am feeling the best I have ever felt in my life about the possibility of rejection! There is a 75% chance
We have 2 very headstrong dragonborn who are quite ideologically opposed, one of them is me, and the entire group is making hilarious shipping/sex jokes and it just got way worse because we ended up on top of each other don’t ask
Sometimes I think meta about my career in retail. I can make a lot of snark, I ENJOY making snark, but at the end of the day I’m out to help customers. Not punish them. So I feel a little bit guilty about the snark sometimes. One thing that I see
We’ve had some funny one-rolls in our campaign so far (and some funny 20-rolls) but last night was EPIC. :D I might type it up on my laptop because I want to remember the brilliance of this entire disaster. I am literally laughing right now.
OK, work wasn’t so bad today. The days that SUCK are the ones where I’m giving everything and getting nothing, and I feel like I’m doing it poorly too because there are no results.Asshole Manager snarked at me over the walkie today. I mentioned
Ack my city has a con this weekend and I made no plans to even research it because I assumed I’d be working the entire time. Completely reasonable assumption, I ALWAYS work weekends. …..Except for this one, somehow! Complete coincidence!
I don’t really mind work. I like the work I do! One thing that just really bothers me is that there is no time to finish it. I’d finish the work I have but I only get ~35 hours a week. The ADD doesn’t help. Every day I go in, I just
I have the wonderful Phoenix Wright Kink Meme to thank for every one of these creationsSince finishing Ace Attorney 6 and participating in the meme, I’ve written more in 3 months than I’d previously written in years <3