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Oh my God kitty is crawling up to Juvia and grooming her ever so gently and he’s so sweet. he’s putting his paw so gently on her face so he can lick it and I’m about to combust
adamusprime: “yes hello, is this the city water department? whenever i use my sink, cats come out instead of water. …no no, it’s not a problem, i just thought you should know.”
mydirtythoughtsnhopes: sexyjazmineslut: would you fuck me with my pink thong on? my god yes.
anglete: killkisho: i have the biggest crush on this nigga, oh my god. he so fine. 😭 What his IG? Idk his Instagram but his Twitter is urhotdad…
megatroncorgi: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
mishasminions: twocheangz: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK TUMBLR SHOULD USE THIS VIDEO AS A CAUTIONARY
scareamore: oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT
thechronicleofshe: corriezodori: a-romeo-that-loves: oh my god toyota. THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL i think this is the most accurate and non discriminatory/offensive/tragic portrayal of male bisexuality that I have ever seen on television.
princenowhere: PRINCENOWHERE’S BE A HOT TUMBLR KID GIVEAWAY That’s right, this is my present to you all. You know all that cool clothing you see on this site and think to yourself “Man I want that" or "Imagine how hot I would
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
thefriendlywitch:An aura-colour masterpost!
solthrys: No more melted tomblerones or mising skulls, yyeann! This is my basic process for pretty much everything I draw. The key is understanding the shape of the garment you’re trying to draw and the shape of the body part you’re putting it on.
toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
balatronical: Voices by @paper-mario-wiki and his great nephew! I had to do the Sans one, I just had to. Here’s the Papyrus audio (and then my video). worked on this all night I hope it looks okay
artepen: me: *hops on the deer makeup wave*
meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
dontberickdiculous: baileef: hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them please kiss her thumbs and tell her i hope she does a good job and that i love her very much
xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state. im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
pearl-likes-pi: 100% real leak of stevne and peal fusion dance 100# real leak not fake from cartoon nework with my initials on stevens shoes
gokuma: borkyno: clockworkpriest: So Donald Trump had a rally in my town today, and apparently some of his supporters who couldn’t find room to park at the venue parked their cars in the graveyard across the street -on top of the graves-. Who the
pearl-likes-pi: here’s Pearl being salty for 3½ Minutes!!! I bought 6 pounds of salt and poured it on pearl to make this video more entertaining so you better like it or else i got salt all over my dorm room for nothing (youtube link)
myrobotlandlord: Aren’t you getting a little too old for that? I have SOOO many little sketches of the skeleton brothers growing up. In this one sans is 19 and pap is 11. My little theory is that sans is 8 years older than pap. Based on true events
finnpoeandrey: do you ever have those mutuals on here that you know you’d be such good friends with if you would just ever fucking speak to them
kvmalakhvn: airoehead: otterslinger: frightvale: i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless.
odoh: hackbag: THIS WAS ON ACTUAL TELEVISION TO BE SEEN BY LIVING, BREATHING INDIVIDUALS Do you ever just see something and you just cannot process it as real no matter how many times you see it or try to wrap your mind around it
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
cottontailed: my entire team was booted from the game because of the ddos (i think?) and the enemy team just let me stand on the objective out of pity and kept waving hello at me
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
d1rtypaws: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
rassoey: shinybulbysaur: so this billboard is up near my apartment so i got curious and went on this website and ummm UMMMM? WHO DREW THESE
instagramchild: “my lil cousin decided to try on his halloween costume today and….. ima just leave this here” Twitter : @YoungJMuzik
splgum: When I posted a photo of me dabbing on a pole around a month ago, my friends urged me to do the same thing as Spark, saying that “the Internet will go crazy” if I did. While I doubt that will indeed happen, I was finally able to find time
bloodtohold: ohnogangsters: bloodtohold: ohnogangsters: bloodtohold: hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer! hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone! Oh no! I’m a-losing
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
vialhazard: me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym trainer: this is an out of business hot topic
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: dearthoughthenightisgone: petralemaitre: somethingninga: aethersea: sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing
ugly-bread: ohthisismuchworse: ohthisismuchworse: ohthisismuchworse: ohthisismuchworse: ohthisismuchworse: this is my favorite image on the face of the earth and im going to ruin it by trying to paint this tomorrow cause i have no artistic ability,
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
miniongtt: silencingthedrums: alertstatus: eriquin: eriquin: Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I
musterni-illustrates: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”
justbadpuns: This changed my outlook on everything
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
ghostgirlninja1122: thefaunprincess: So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr Then I dropped it in the water and
grimdarkmatt: grimdarkmatt: I heard on the radio there was a guy sitting ontop of a cop car swinging a lasso around and if that ain’t Jesse McCree it was stuck in my head so i had to
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
lindsaychrist: prestoflauto: troyesivan: lindsaychrist: gabriella13702: lindsaychrist: strawberryzachary: lindsaychrist: i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it Wow she really needs to shave
sunandreign: Steve Lichman, #2 - Pure of Heart My friend showed me this comic last night and I’m so pleased it exists. More here. They also have a Kickstarter though they surpassed their goal threefold on day 1. I so want this book when it comes out.
cursedimagez:From my stash. These aren’t technically mine I found them on Pinterest
setheverman: defalt-jb-defalt: setheverman: hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :) hi quick question, can i fuck the demons why do i even go on this website anymore
nitramaraho: askinnyblackman: buzzfeed: buzzfeed: crystalitesummerstar: nitramaraho: dailymarvelheroes: get you a man who can do both one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie
chongoblog: chongoblog: If one of my tweets ever becomes viral I want it to be this one I meant on twitter but I wont look the gift horse in the notes
aughtpunk: sexybaldwin:I was feeling really upset in my car before and decided to turn on the radio and when I did it was playing FUCKING DESPACITO That’s so sad universe play despacito
crimesceneinvestigation: nobody: my cat, about to puke on the carpet:
unclefather: this could be us on Halloween but you are mean to me and hurt my feelings
suzannart: my life depended on this
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
