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mylittlehornymind: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I want this SO FUCKING MUCH right now… (Consensually, of course.. But forcefully, of course!! ) :pp
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
noirmodels: Naomi Campbell walks the runway during Miu Miu 2019 Cruise Collection Show at Hotel Regina on June 30, 2018 in Paris, France.
neodarkstar: trigonyan: FUCK YOU I ACTUALLY CRIED This is the absolute BEST comic I’ve ever read on this website.
bogusjake: when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
for-that-feline-beat:In the Dark Artifices, I’m expecting Magnus to walk in on Julian and Emma doing it in an alcove
oh my god gag gag gag one of these fics that feature reid as a trans man is rossi/reid oh my god i’m so uncomfortable
mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
-annoying: SCREAMING AT THE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE PROTESTERS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD (x)
nerdygirllove:caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? This is not a joking matter!
welovekanyewest: On June 8th, 1977 the world was blessed with Kanye West’s existence. Thank you for all that you have done for us.
bonaventure-: you know how on the first day of school you have to go around and like say stuff about you. im going to say “im an artist” queue people silently nodding, ect. they get the deal. i then fly up out of my chair “A MARTIAL ARTIST” karate
tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING
blondbombshellll: i’m 19 years old and this is still the funniest thing I have ever read on this website
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery: jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery: jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery Huh, I actually have a few of those on my phone. Well damn. I was browsing a bit through my laptop folders and thought youd
tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, IM EATING THE BEST MANGO so gud oh my God you guys need this shit oh LORD its so fresh in my throat! t his shit so good
memedong: YOU SHOULD PUT DMMd CHARACTER HEADS ON THIS GIF pleASE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE ask and ye shall receive edit: aayy high quality version that tumblr wont upload
hopeies:on a scale from steven universe to dramatical murder how upset would you be if a lion climbed into bed with you
hopeies: on a scale from steven universe to dramatical murder how upset would you be if a lion climbed into bed with you
animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up early because they still get excited about life this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
cpr0phet:Yes you’re on top but I’m the one controlling your hip movements, remember who’s in charge darling
cameoamalthea: santaurl: NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK “Ok your majesty, put the blind fold on me and call me Riku!"
lostlegendaerie: headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and
roane72: wehaveallgotknives: actualvampireang: Ok, so there was a scene on the OC where a character got shot and killed and that “mmm whatcha say” song was used in the soundtrack and then SNL did a parody of the scene because it was ridiculous
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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: christiandinoor: 69chainzzz420: Incredible 0-100 at light speed he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance
vaganja: thefierydeath: vaganja: atira-patrice: thahalfrican: postracialcomments: The bodies of two Tampa teenagers were discovered Thursday morning on a roadside in Duval County. Angelia Mangum, 19, and Tjhisha Ball, 18, were found about 1
leia-reon: i-am-a-mushroom: tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
oddbagel: yangxiaolongs: grandtheftchocobo: superhikikomori: OFFICIAL NICHIJOU ENGLISH DUB [Preview] GUYS UUUU Wow, the voices are spot on, surprisingly! Props to Funimation.
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
azzandra: Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
tinyfloatingwhales: I thought it was gonna end on the pun AND THEN IT GOT BETTER
drunkygoesonadventures: dontbearuiner: I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr. It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
baegentnorthdakota: fake-from-state-jarm: itsstuckyinmyhead: Kids React To ™ The Fine Bros Subscription Counter Losing About 100k+ I’ve seen someone comment “Congrats on 13 million subs! Been here since 14 million!” It is brutal. Here’s
thisisdecision2016: Joining us now with some thoughts on the new release is our literary correspondent, Bradley Peterson. Peterson, what can you tell us about the book?
equalistmako: killantro: north carolina has some shit going on I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is
tan-talizing: lilbrat7: ittybittybrittbratt: “TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
qothqueen:this is on a whole new level
kaijubrains: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood Forbidden nesquik
sarahtimpson: My god !
10knotes: strawberrygomez: A deployed daddy watching his baby being born. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
wildniam: theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look
homemadedarkmark: ultimatellama: jade-homestuck-harley: trenzalorean: sam-dean-cas-and-crowrey: justanotherhiccupinthesystem: attack-on-shoujo: all-those-dalek-feels: malkatz: pluvicorncob: malkatz: twanged: enderzone: enderzone: caption
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: when you end up sleeping over at a guys house and you suck his dick. but, you didn’t bring a tooth brush. ✿◕︵◕✿ put some toothpaste on his dick and suck it in the morning. #repurposing
bombing: first date idea: you and your date are handcuffed and locked in a room that is painted bright red. the lights are shut off and a raging bull is released into the room. for the rest of the evening the lights will randomly turn on and off in short
risarodil: I recently just finished binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy and now I am a mess. It felt like I came out of a room full of dementors who just sucked all the happiness out of my body. Days later I’m still too hung up on the show that I thought
babygoatsandfriends: Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)
tygermama: jerseydevilslesbianlover: pidge-gunson: neko-crimson: what the actual fuck Men don’t know women can pee ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body waiting
grave-stone-d: Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?
dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm:So I moved recently and I’m loving how the living room is coming along so far! 🌈✨🥰 Now just to get everything hung up on the walls.
textsbetweengems: Sometimes you accidentally encase a tiny child in ice because you think it’s what he wants. It happens to the best of us; just forgive yourself and move on
e-boobs: sOME KID FROM MY SCHOOL EVERYONE THOUGHT HE KILLED HIMSELF AND AFTER LIKE 2354635462435 “R.I.P” POSTS HE WAS JUST LIKE WAHTHTS GOIN ON
internet3:2017 starting on a positive note
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