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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but how can you say jack frost doesn’t exist when things like this happen
tomhiddlestonruinedmylife: So my sister borrowed my CD player to listen to her One Direction album, and this is how it responded: I CAN’T BREATHE
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
moonstoners: lizthefangirl: These are the heroes of our generation. I like how two of these had hunger games references the revolution has begun
mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto
mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor
420memes: I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is
hogwartsfacebook: thesassylorax: feferi: yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?“ and
kldzbop: officialnasa: kldzbop: how many star in the sky Like 7 star good job nasa keep up the good work
beauxbatonsacademy: “so how long have you been on tumblr” *has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
marcobutt: 3go: oh my fucking god, the fake previews for volume 11 I KEEP LAUGHING JEAN AND ARMIN ARE SUCH UGLY TITANS AND LOOK AT HOW LITTLE CONNIE IS OH MY GOD
totallyfubar: tryingtofindthegreatperhaps: totallyfubar: totallyfubar: This is how I cope with the boredom of packing for college Also, here are some of the labels I made which aren’t photographed above: Noninflammable Contains ass, handle with
bonnietheloser: itsvondell: paxamericana: nyoom i reblogged this two hours ago and i still haven’t stopped thinking about it. imagine how fast it’s going. imagine standing where the photographer is standing. imagine driving it. think about the
ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE
postscratch: merps: i don’t know how to feel about these eggs good morning sunshine
davecrow: kaanaya: okaysizedbangtheory: i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I
needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS like the music you listen
omgmyfeels: wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police. this is without a doubt the funniest post I have
spook-thetitanwhisperer: fashioninfographics: How to tie a scarf nailed it.
pemsylvania: pemsylvania: who here knows how to dismantle a security camera everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
lepetitebourgeoisie: paper-thin-rainbow: slacktory: ryanhatesthis: Well, that’s enough internet for me today. I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness. *Gets up from seat and leaves* its been a million years and this is
thetrifrmphm: snorl4x: how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency??????? #what does the crayon define as an emergency
diddlemydiddlies: zferolie: how in the world…. I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE CUTE COUPLE AND THEN
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse
reach-for-thee-skyy: phoenix-aflame: deadm4nwalking: the-frostiest-of-butts: I just can’t how bad the puns on this site are getting get out. That is the best pun EVER “green B?" "leaf B?” “B leaf?” “Believ-
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
chubbymanatee: ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
gookgod: i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit
elicrotch: v0ciferation: checks grades *bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this well if you close your eyes
rexuality: leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search *looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life
blogger-on-the-inside: lokkalykkja: consulting-timelady221b: squirrelofwednesday: evesthegeek: Jack Frost is so adorable I mean look at him he realizes he has snow powers and he starts bouncing #on a scale of queen elsa to jack frost how well
alygoinglightly: huffingtonpost: California cops are pulling people over for.the.best.reason.EVER. See all the surprised reactions here. I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
hoenntrumpets: victini: reblog this and i’ll admire how sexy your icon is i see your fucking game mister you cant hide it from me
mcry: how t o kiss boy walk over to a boy extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear sc rE AM NOOT NOOT NOOOT NOO Ot;
darksideofthemoon007: halinacrown: official-canadianjesus: roman-sunshine: Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure? Ringo could be living
craftbeerlibrary: How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)
gracefullikeagazelle: knives-and-pipes: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there’s a tool for that I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
thrashturbate: cynical-bee: thrashturbate: I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips
dutchster: if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park
rabbithugs: i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down “we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought”
hunnty:when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs
sucymemebabaran:if this water is so “”smart”” how’d it end up getting trapped in a bottle?? stupid idiot liquid getting owned
fussybabybitch:Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task
itsreallystupid: detko2: sixpenceee: This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun. Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12 Well you’re not wrong
fvcktidal: That’s savage
zacharielaughingalonewithsalad: therealraewest: stability: (Via HotelIndiaFoxtrot) obviously you take a running jump and swing across on the chandelier have you never played a video game? Part of me is wondering how much work it took to get that
obviousplant:How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe
skarosoul: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life it’s like a ballet
cactustuck: uhouse: endquestionmark: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human
timeanddisregard: How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else
dont-kill-the-kennedys: wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming: me when i miss my flight How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
sushinfood: geekgirl101: whattywhatwhat: ithelpstodream: I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers. I think these would guarantee
ifagrizzlycouldtalk: blainekatzman: im really mad at how accurate this is A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
officialcrow: *to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
unadulteratedpiratepizza: bewbin: 5eonsol: bewbin: *refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking* Just take the train 😊 how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?
jewishdragon: rameldrive: writing-prompt-s: Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do. no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do try and get the cure to cancer?
