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officialjeffgoldblum: mudwerks: Time lapse of a dog growing up. how many years did you make your dog stand there
b99things: Gina made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they’d react.
godotal:omgbuglen: How to use sand to freak people out Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
dreamhound:u know how hey arnold is a football head. well what if someone had a golfball head..a very tiny head with the little indents…..a VERY tiny head
flaccidtrip: k1mkardashian: *drinks castor oil so i can grow hair in my mouth & throat so when i suck dick it’ll feel like a velvet blanket* See how geminis act
whitegirlsaintshit: HOW IS THIS JUST 6 SECONDS
beyonslayed: peruviandeepwave: beyonslayed:the middle school anthem was walk it out!!!!!!! This came out the year I graduated high school:/, I danced to it at prom lmao how is that possible? you graduated in like ‘43 :////
prettyboyshyflizzy: artbaesel: elion-gonzalez: sadspaceboy93: lonniiii: how to hurt a niggas feeling real quick 😂😂😂😂 😂 Still fucked tho… 😁 Lmfaooooooo stoopp
smidgetz: brokebitchantics: shedont-lye: I hope this person ate most of them fries and that’s not how they brought it out to them 😒 Them some small ass fries They probably paid mad money for that paltry ass portion too.
spoopyducky: spoopyducky: fuckin crying with laughter bc one of my friends got his school pictures back today and he was too fuckin tall for the camera or somethin and this is the most funniest thing in my entire life get away from me
killlerkungfuwolfbitch: restarci: abooknerdweirdo: trilligan-island: ursulatheseabitchh: retail aint that the truth LMAOOO he looked like he was finna ring her neck how i feel working in a customer service job I work at hot dog place. We have
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
scootersenshi:Street taco vendor: Hola Mija how many?Me: Just fuck me up moschi-no-yes
nico-incognito: God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I’m naked. God: …how you know??? Eve:
keyess: ltc-kilgore: if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure
OMG, how could you not like this show?
peachiiusagi: Disney Princesses xx
devvaugn: How I wanna be: glowing skin, black bikini w nipples poking out while on the beach sipping a margarita under a palm tree looking off into the ocean while my lover lays next to me singing and lightly running their fingers against my skin
reptiliakilljoy: thedailywhat: How About That of the Day: In his new book Secret Weapons: Technology, Science And The Race To Win World War II, Cardiff University professor Brain Ford makes a startling revelation: Desperate to bring the Second World
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TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
rnanta-ray: I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
natiwin12: Then and now
You Make My Heart Race
letsbangniall: YOU CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE HOW MUCH I USED TO LOVE ONE DIRECTION SUMMER 2012 LIKE THE AMOUNT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE
argyrials: Here’s the result of a lil collaboration with the lovely tissueandfilament. Really loving how soft they are. Thank you, M!Self portraits taken by argyrials, edited by tissueandfilament. Only reblog with caption intact.
theincredibleflo: bobbuk: theincredibleflo: Snapchat My goodness, one I’ve not heard for a long time. How old is this? Haha its from 93 ‘93!!!! You can’t be that old ;)
how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: s1uts: zackisontumblr: “That’s me and I’m voting Bernie. I’d like it if you took the pic down.” It appears that Hillary is no longer inspired by this woman i’m 2000% weak this is un fucking believable in the best
theyellovvbrickroad: buttcamp: remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
heartsinsync: How did you even get in here? I don’t know. I just wanted to say goodbye and it kind of happened.
Wit beyond measure...
elchoppo: snugglemestiles: my brother just got home for thanksgiving and im actually glad to see him how glad, on a scale of one to the folgers commercial?
dicksp8jr: damianmcgintleman: dicksp8jr: How do you even deep throat I feel like this is essential knowledge it’s easy, it’s just like eating a banana but instead of a eating a banana you let a throbbing hard cock repeatedly jam you down the throat
youngfashion-co: Fashion Bomb Daily-Bombshell of the day, Abubakar from Nigeria
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FOR HOW LONG AND YOU STILL CAN'T FUCKING SPELL STEFAN?!
OMG How sexy she is ! <3
omg how do I be sociable…
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
Omg how hot is that
sassysquibbles: The third and final piece (because I seriously need to stop making these) of the beautiful non - canon adventures of Tad Strange and his handsome husband Waddles. Nobody knows how the children came to be but they’re there now.
angryinterrobang: We already suspect Pacifica dyes her hair to keep her parents happy. I hope rebel teenager Pacifica takes it to the next level. “You want me to dye my hair? HOW DO YOU LIKE NEON GREEN? Take that!”Soon all the girls in town look
moonsparklestuff: Worst idea I’ve ever had…*SPOILERS*Well, we don’t know hm, but I imagined this XD I don’t know how to draw Lord Dominator, sorry :c
grafftheheavens: “Oh girl, I’d be in trouble if you left me now..” Cuz I don’t know where to look for love, I just don’t know how
omg i look 12
korrupted-bunny:This is where my baby decided was the comfiest. 😭
writeonthemoon:Guys how fucking aesthetic is this photo? And this dress…😍
stardustxprincess:idk how i feel abt this one besties
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
queerandpresentdanger: I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time
miserableand-stunning: tinyhousedarling: toneyspeaksloud: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.Woman: Yes you are!Man: I am not… fucking
piitchblackglow: letthelifeinmelive:legitimism: lizzysmart: Goalz ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THE LIDDO BOYS LEGS OMG so here for this
Live Life How You Want
haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.
stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for
spookywookyhufflepuff: bottledspirits: siriuslymeg: stevieg0420: this is eerie whoa this is how God plays shadow puppets do people even live in canada
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
ectobiolosassy: crazieecatladyy: how to get the d i think i don’t want it anymore
boringwhiteman: kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
just-frumpy-things: Today a girl in my drama class said “how did people know what dinosaurs sounded like? It’s not like they had a recording of them.” And just wow I never thought I’d have to deal with that. The answer to that question is keeping
nayx: moderatelyvivid: nayx: if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all theres a
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