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azariel888: kiyotakabunnymaru: Here’s my concept for a new skin: BEACH DAD Blizzard pls hire me OMG yes please make this a skin!!!!
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
egbertitties: atomicpowered: gr0sse: higashizawa: remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign And my personal favorite ARE YOU KIDDING ME
hi it me
asktae-san: It wasn’t me, it was my grandson…
chiisaiusagimodoki: This is actually what happens when you click “anyways, ill do it” Ren’s Re:con rounte….. To say the least, scribblescrab’s crybaby au has had a great impact on me lately….
rniq: uhh post scrap noiao doodles?? with noiz in his usual outfit y eah dont look at me
divinedorothy: [senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
wet-for-levi: ryuusen-no-yukue: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: kirklanded: what if you censored out the word ‘swim’ every time it’s said in free! im gonna do it its only been 30 seconds fuck me
zwampert: Future father in law telling me to meet my future husband.
jpnvines: 自首。。。#探偵シリーズ 〜 さーちゃん Surrender… #detectiveseries 〜 さーちゃん On the night of the 2nd, where were you? I am the culprit. Please answer me properly. I’m the cul- Please don’t change the subject.
muchinery: all captains gather in daichi’s house after practice good luck kicking them outsomeone stop me ?? ?Based on this
pokemonmasterkimba: sabriiel: watsonly: s7ephencolbert: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: If you’re not excited for this movie, don’t talk to me. oh my god i thought this was fake bUT IT ISN’T NO WAIT LOOK AT THE TRAILER its like one huge
drbrucebananer: ask-ooc-jack: atokniiro: An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic. I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP r u saying butts aren’t deep tho cuz let me tell u
sodamnrelatable: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
sairobee: Season 2 in a nutshell. Thank you dotiscute for letting me draw your joke. :D
theyuseifan: scarecrowartist: Future cosplay in the works you are real life Miguel and nobody can tell me otherwise
raidensexual: HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY -The Prizes- a ps4 console Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Battlefield 4 Destiny (preorder) Final Fantasy XV (preorder) Kingdom Hearts III (preorder) -The Rules- Must be following me (i will check—
late-nightlove: Out in November 2014 in all Japan game centers nationwide They call this the “Gintama Tighter! Give me more rope!” figure mascot
ariannsmartell: Get to know me meme: (2/10) current celebrity crushes » Pedro Pascal
itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: okay but what if like werewolves transform under the full moon but there’s just this one and by day he’s a big tough guy and then when he transforms he’s a tiny dog. just fucking. just
gaclive: Round 2 of cosplaying Death at Comic Con! (and the studdly Deadpool dipping me would be the boyfriend).
rifa: for-redheads: Professor X and Magneto THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME
crunchbuttsteak: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have
lodubimvloyaar:thranduskul: tastefullyoffensive: [wierddad] the cats are what really makes this for me This is the most awesome baby picture ever.
parrillamaslany: Looks that absolutely kill me.
ussjellyfish: darthmelyanna: diggly: ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN I’m surprised that my brother (who loves this movie) has never made me sit down and watch it because FEBRUARY 22 IS MY BIRTHDAY. but is it your birthday every year???Happy birthday!!
sjeunhaelover: He reminds me of Jack Dawson #Titanic
ilovekimjaejoong: Healing Voice Kim Jaejoong - I Have Nothing ^^ lyrics Share my life, take me for what I am‘Cause I’ll never change all my colours for youTake my love, I’ll never ask for too muchJust all that you are and everything that
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple. “You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!”
xiumujiadejiangyouping: Levi:Mikasa,one stupid made this shamisen biger for me
this makes me so happy
hachimitsubani:When someone wants me to draw a ship I am very serious.
ofhounds: agenderandroids: ofhounds: when you wake up and your s/o touches your face lovingly and smiles at you but their hands smell like barbecue chips so your first words of the morning are “have you been eating barbecue chips without me” in
cubejello: Really, someone needs to stop me
timotaai: sooo i was visiting the club tortimer islands on ACNL and decided to try international! i met two japanese girls through it. one knew some english and we had a lot of fun! the other didn’t know any english at all. but both gave me their friend
foodffs: AMARETTO CHEESECAKE Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
voldemo: My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?” Yes, it is a boyFucking another boy In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
the-scouting-legion: SOMEBODY STOP ME
blobertson:crimewave420: I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh jesus!!!!!
sadgalriri: goldennmami: viva-la-glamour: I am cryingggggg. They are goldd. lmao me Where is her oscar
sherlockhoelmes: studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
marinashutup: my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
bunnypjs: I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us
Lord, Beer Me Strength
unfriendlyasiangirl: i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
pornstarwars: i’d never want to have sex with the light on because the guy would look down and see me laying there like
50shadesofyodaddysdick: boyfriend: what’s for dinner? me:
nofaddano: guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyesgirl: *looks up*guy:
punkzoo: I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.” The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
ruinedchildhood: this episode changed me forever
zoewashburne: James: We… We actually created this little thing. You and me. We did it. Together. This tiny scrunchy-faced being that is now breathing air and making weird expressions and - and living. We made it, Lily. It’s - it’s - bloody hell
dashawnmahone: I laughed so hard at this, because this is literally me
generally: OMFG
adore1d: Is Photoshop a game because everyone else seems to be on a higher level than me
nezumis-magical-cockasaurus: beejesus-elyurias: Because Becca called Nezumi “Zuzu,” which made me think of Zazu for some reason. Zuzu is Nezuzu’s affectionately shortened nickname. I regret nothing.
i kind of hate the term fangirl. it makes me think of an attractive, cute, giggly teenage girl who flaps her hands a lot that is not who we are we are fanwarriors, motherfucker we give our lives to tv shows and books and celebrities we cry over them
mindxcrash: the-laughing-commander: i-regret-this-username: hazieash: Wings of Freedom THE LAST ONE {HE’S A MAJESTIC FREAKING EAGLE} THAT LAST ONE IS FUKING KILLING ME
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