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Omfg anon who are you i meant to say thank you while answering the ask but i published it by accident before i could even say more ;~;
Omfg she was right there she was literally right there you could have called out to her bby what are you doing?!
Omfg she was just trying to be a good fucking friend and you leave her on the side of the road??!?
delamind:✖️ Red afro For the Black ⚫️ut ✖️follow me and I’ll follow back! IG: phroku
gynocieum: yeah-thats-me-ari: gynocieum: Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal. (Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact) Jasper is my cat
dovin-galaxy: just-shower-thoughts: Most of the noises that you hear outside in rural areas are animals screaming “please fuck me!” as loud as they can. I am one of those animals
moontouched-moogle: boyonetta: manfredvonfuckyourself: manfredvonfuckyourself: nationalists unironically reblog a picture of a plate of spaghetti formed into a nazi swastika this makes me want to die All i can imagine is luigi saying “I
theprincemakesthepauper: DH: “Now what ‘take me to funky town’, huh?!”
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fumbledeegrumble: kendallhaleart: This came to me after living in a town for 5 years where if you aren’t married and having kids, everyone hates you. Ursula no
leafcrunch: busket: im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud and absolutely lost it at every single line and absolutely my neighbours just heard my sputter
rageomega: mydeddyalabama: me writing a sex scene: damn bruh he was really clapping them cheeks it sounded like some mac & cheese & flip flops lmao they gettin that but anyway as she looked into his eyes she thought to herself she could spend
lavenderpanda: steven-universe-furry-edits: Here’s a little animation for ya! Little lions whenever a mutual confesses to me that theyre a furry too
shadowsonthescreen: And everything depends upon how near you sleep to me
timelady-inatrenchcoat: i want a tvshow called “The BBC’s Next Doctor” and I want Matt Smith to host it and at the end of every episode it could be like “There are 2 brilliant guys in front of me, but I have only 1 sonic screwdriver in my hands…”
ship + song [1/?]: ten/rose , fix you by coldplay. “How long are you going to stay with me?” “Forever.”
sociallyawkwarddarcy: cornersofmind: Teen Movies: 8tracks Collection I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I
donnoire: rawnmanly: I have so much inside of me now where are you after he nut in you and u waiting for a towel
thebootydiaries: decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls
omfg
destiel-is-music: parttimeyoutuber: cockyteenblogger: i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER THEY’RE SHARKS I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
sassy-lesbian-aradia: sassy-pansexual-nepeta: cjtheowl: nefepants: sugarpillforinsanity: halcyoncoils: lycoris-radiata: the-spell-empress: conconconconcon: They had it planned all along O_o Holy mother of God. Mind = BLOWN o_o it took me
Of Real Madrid & Me
balthazass: kevinsbirdhouse: what is my life that always happens to me lmfao!! XD
itwouldappeariwaswrong: comradecorpsman: I wish I had my own house So if people come to my house telling me about how I should vote for Mitt Romney I’d just be like “I’m a communist. Down with the bourgeois.” and slam the door in their face.
After searching FB for people with the same name as me, I'd replicate their profile pic, make it my own and send them a friend request. Here are the pics.
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
egbertitties:atomicpowered:gr0sse:higashizawa:remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythignAnd my personal favoriteARE YOU KIDDING ME
krs100:DID 4KIDS SERIOUSLY TITLE THIS EPISODE LIKE THATARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME
cardgamekind: tarajenkins: Wonder no more, Reddit friendsSPACE GIRLFRIEND REJECTS YOUR ARTISTIC LICENSE, UNIVERSEEdit: FML I FORGOT A PANEL OF COURSE don’t make me ship it………… fml
aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace:ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of seto kaiba when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on
rawrimkeanu: sourdickblasters: seedo-amjad: coffeeandfaith: neurotoxines: zektheterrible: meredithmeri: des-is-scum: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: cosima-wants-the-d-elphine: story time. the look in your eyes is what gets me. based-ari I am
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
thebestoftumbling: Whenever people tell me subs are always superior to dubs, I refer back to this scene
sugodemic: superluminalflower: this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen @folie-infinie this is me
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together. Hey, the government? You could’ve texted
fire-plug: Here are some comics I made for this post. It’s a bunch of stuff about vaginas I wish I had known before it happened to me!
Let me befriend you, damn it!
metoo-3: soravagemecrazy: neopetsuser: odric-master-swagtician: thegirlwiththemooglehat: freshwaterbogwitch: dreamtaire: bourgeoix: The line “Hey there, Delilah / You be good, and don’t you miss me / Two more years and you’ll be done with
Inspire me.
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOU KILLED MY POSSESSIONS You’re still going on about that, aren’t ya? Yeah…. I am…. Oh, well. Love and let go! Wait…what is it? Live and let’s go? Live and
flubagirl394: youhavemysoul: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it.
2ndltbraeda: luckied: 2ndltbraeda replied to your post “You. Me. Bed. Now.” Well duh! What did you expect? A pink bunny? Maybe a hot pocket and two coconuts. hardee-har-har… Though if that’s what’s down there… you feelin’ hungry?
banavalope: naturalvirtue: I’ve loved you for a long time. You’re the only one I really love. Makoto’s seiyuu’s doing things to me dfghdgf first the track with the sex scene, now THIS , I swear- I’ve lost all the ability to can. this stupid
contract-me-slowly: the dangers of masturbation
fayforpay: mintike: pleASE tell me im the first one to do this it’ll fit
thelovelybooknerd: ljdeguia: followandreblog: Modern updated versions of 90s cartoons by Isaiah Stephens YOOO ROCKET POWER DOE! The hotness level is making me uncomfortable
A Hiding Place For Me and My Muses
claykaczmarek-y: i sent this photo to one of my friends with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’ i was like, ‘what??????????no???’ ‘who the fuck takes a bath naked
vvlin91:vvlin91:“Thanks. Now if you excuse me…”(EYEBROWS)
alexander-the-amazing:calvin-klein-sign-me-already:ask-koki-kariya:randomfandom121896-2:ask-koki-kariya:qorter:So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon ConYou mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the
hanayohime: shinizu:Free! DUB - Episode One: Best WORST Momentsaka why i’m laughing my ass off. i was very tempted to include every time they said REEN instead of rin or sahm EHHH zuka but. that would be too much. even for me.
muckerism: surfdog2000: tastes-like-fondue-and-metal: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS. what th Actually me
its-not-raining: “Is there a reason you’re telling me this?” Roy inquired, trying and succeeding to get his reactions back under control. If that’s how Havoc wanted to play, fine. “Something you want, maybe? Because I can assure you I am perfectly
Light a Fire Inside of Me - Closed
hairuka: i’m so fucking angry at this picture, look at this i’m so mad i will never not be mad about this look at that and tell me haru and makoto don’t look like gay college couple haru is voluntarily sharing his earbuds with makoto he is going
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