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goldenwebs: tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
oh-pobrecita: radladiesunite: escapethecult: Screen grabs and quotes from the documentary “My Transgender Summer Camp” feat. sexist parents who transed their two-year-old because he liked glitter. I guess if I’d been born ten years after my actual
braineaterss: Never gets old What a stupid fucking slut. I hate bitches like that. Only those who are parents would think like me.
dyamirityofthelord: awesomeswordfish: duaneolson: a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet. I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack
carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles: domina-domina-omnimalum: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making
sixpenceee: The parents of a 10-month-old girl have spoken of their horror after their baby monitor was HACKED, allowing a complete stranger to scream at their sleeping child. Mum Heather Schreck was asleep at home in Ohio when she was woken by the sound
Once Upon A Rhyme: Lullaby Renditions Of Hip-Hop Classics On “Once Upon A Rhyme: Lullaby Renditions Of Hip-Hop Classics”, Jammy Jams explores the melodies of old school hip-hop songs and brings them to life with calming renditions for parents to
mexicofifa: Why do people get their ears pierced at 13 I’m blessed my parents did that when I was 2 weeks old i got my kids ears pierced at 6 months.
slavery: tradbear: slavery: Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off “Honor your father and your mother” “Gargle my dick and balls”
rockanory replied to your post: rockanory replied to your photo: So… I think, he… How old are you? My parents let me go to another country by myself for the first time this year! It was great! :D I REALLY hope you get to see Blur one
eammod:did-you-kno:12-year-old Marco Arturo went ‘more viral than influenza’ by trolling anti-vax parents with a video where he presents a folder filled with evidence that vaccines cause autism, but then opens the folder to reveal it’s actually
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
I went through all of these old pictures today and my parents had this whole clichéd high school love thing going on
leslover: katiefuckingfitch-: After losing his parents, this 3 year old orangutan was so depressed he wouldn’t eat and didn’t respond to any medical treatments. The veteranarians thought he would surely die from sadness. The zoo keepers found an
hatterandahare: So my parents decided they didnt want the same old tree we do every year, when we break out my mom’s impressive collection of antique ornaments and hope the cat has outgrown his kittenish ways of breaking the low lying balls. This
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck so my parents aren’t going to cover the extra spot’s wroth of rent at my old apartment. fine fair enough. we have a subletter, so the cost would be split between graham and me. it’ll suck, I’ll probably not
smugplanktonscum: when im at my parents house i have to use this 21 million year old wireless mouse to colour anything
nicnevan replied to your post “one of those nights in which I realize I have no sense of my…”You’re wonderful to talk to!! Like a warm soft parent who is also unapologetically into strange fun things. You’re very clearly an old
jaubaius: This tiny Tawny Frogmouth chick arrived at the Wildlife Hospital at only a few days old and needed some expert care to prepare for adulthood without his parents.SourceMore
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
juug-osiris: amuzed1: sourcedumal: boredpanda: Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL “I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂
unexplained-events: Inez Clarke – The Haunted Statue of Graceland CemeteryLegend has it that a six-year-old girl, Inez Clarke, was struck by lightning in the late 1800s. A terrible thunderstorm had broken out while she was on a picnic with her parents,
lissabunnyx: Super old pics from when I still lived with my parents and had stretched ears
yourplayersaidwhat: Druid (aka DM’s 8-year-old daughter): my druid’s name is Silver Wolf! She was raised by wolves. Her animal companion’s her sister, also named Silver Wolf. So are their parents. Actually, the whole pack is named Silver Wolf.
evilswan:“Children whose parents were murder and are now here unaccompanied. A 19 year old working as the sole provider for his seven siblings.”
harrypotterfics:Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the
stupidoomdoodles: parenting 101 : don’t tease a 7 years old who can turn super saiyan
drinkmewhileimcold15: crimsongaara: b-oned: ashschange: Olivia Penpraze. 19 years old. Died from a Suicide attempt that left her brain dead. Her parents made the hardest decision of their lives by turning off her life support. She had a Tumblr account
ithelpstodream: “OK. I lied earlier. THIS was the highlight of my parenting week. Sending my 13-year-old daughter into the store for (whispers) “feminine hygiene products,” and having the following text exchange. I died, she gave me life, I died
rosebleue: mvslim: These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning
beggars-opera: celtic-pyro: thequantumqueer: virginiaisforhaters: debbietrash: the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. i am
wifeysweetntasty: riskyheartyllama: This is a true experience by “D” (F26), happily submitted for your enjoyment. Conversations With D: Part 1 When I was young, like four or five years old, I used to bathe with my parents. Sometimes with my mom,
sub-maureen: sub-maureen: the strings in all of our sweatshirts have been missing all week and my parents were spazzing out, but today I walked into our garage AND I FIND ALL OF MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SISTER’S BARBIE DOLLS HANGING BY THEIR NECKS TIED TO
acidshenko: auxiliaria: evanescentembers: My parents said that they haven’t seen my cat for several days.I’m stressed out and crying, and worried sick. She is too old to go far, and she never just runs off. She has a collar, so no one would have
sirderpington: twofingerswhiskey: egberts: parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended
johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes
wouterdekabouter: A bottle of single malt and a 136 year old book of the works of Robert Burns for my birthday. Parents you know me well.
wheezyandherman: butfirstbreakfast: thewhoviantheatregeek: DEAR EMMA WATSON Where was MY right to decide what to do with my body? It wasn’t in the room where my parents paid a doctor to cut the skin off my penis when I was a mere minutes old!! I
airyairyquitecontrary: thenotsosilentmonk: deducecanoe: reservoircat: : Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment’s Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them
jaanfe: pluckyyoungdonna: thoughtsofablackgirl: Girls&WomenToKnow: The 8 year old Chef Taylor Moxey What began as a way for Taylor to make extra money for a toy has evolved into a successful company out of her parents’ Miami, Florida home kitchen
punpun-kirakira:patrickat:nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see
fly-by-morning-light: teacupsandcyanide: story time: when my brother was born I was about three years old and I can’t remember much, I just remember wanting to pick his name and finally settling on “Rainbow” and telling my parents hey so I decided
just-shower-thoughts: One day, people are going to bitch about too many old people gaming online. Our generation is going to have a lot of retirees who do nothing but game all day. Me, in 40 years: “I have Pokemon older than your parents’
soapoverflow: 12-year-old me had to play the whole game on the family room TV, so my parents witnessed this, and undoubtedly all other awkward moments it had to offer
theres only like 40 of you but who wats to see my old raccon plush that like 30+ year ot that Ive named rockky Racoon and my parents havbe hated him at least 15 yeast or omre Maybe he’ll be in a pokemon hoodie or somethoig IDK
mememas: Leelah Alcorn was a 17 year old transgender woman artist. She grew up in a very religious Christian family. When she came out as trangender to her parents they told her it was a phase and sent her to therapy. The therapies they sent her to were
nakedsweatandchains: A young prisoner, rebel sympathizer. 19 years old waits in the hot sun for her visitors. The parents and brothers are coming for the first time to see her in prison. They do not know that she is pregnant. To great shame she will
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been raped. Just take a look around you, isn't the system great? Who isn't faded these days, teens
americanfrontier: oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like
the-trojangirl: badgerdash-cumberquat: idontseehowthatsapartystark: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes
wonderous-world: Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!
cheekyfootball: k-thrn: ozilxxx: Hugo Lloris and his fangirl. And she’s gorgeous Lol how old is this little girl, like 9? You know she’s gonna be a problem to her parents when’s she’s older. How you gonna be 9 and giving the eyes to a grown
broswithoutclothes: When your parents set you up in your old room
that moment when youre listening to the radio and you hear a story about a father who doesnt want her 10 yr old daughter to have a phone. and claims that other parents should follow suit.
bogleech:jaubaius: This tiny Tawny Frogmouth chick arrived at the Wildlife Hospital at only a few days old and needed some expert care to prepare for adulthood without his parents.SourceMore Dinosaurs went and got like that
tayllorswifts: When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called ‘Project Hollywood 2004’ and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004
When I lecture parents after seeing their 5 year old with rampant caries
