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gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents name him
sydneythefangirl: i actually wonder how star convinced marco’s parents to let her live in their house it’s like “hey i’m a 14-year-old magic princess from another demension and i fight evil can i live with you” “also I accidentally
sirderpington: twofingerswhiskey: egberts: parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended
brokendestiel: yer-a-wizard-castiel: becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that My 7-year-old daughter has killed spiders for me, and I am not ashamed of the fearsome warrior I am raising.
recklesselegance: MOVIES THAT NEVER GET OLD: The Parent Trap (1998) “I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!”
witchstars: Iris Grace is 5 years old. She was diagnosed with autism in 2011. Her parents sought out therapists and, in doing so, discovered that she has a particular talent—perhaps a passion—for painting. As her mother writes on her website, “We
iamtonysexual: alphaidiot: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see
carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles: domina-domina-omnimalum: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting is giving a standing ovation to artist and mother Christina Borchardt, who created this phenomenal Rocket Raccoon costume for her (now) 6-year-old son Chase. Borchardt is actually in the process
waywardlaserblend: anti-radfem: When 14-year-olds get on the Internet without any adult supervision 😒 When your cisgender parents won’t let you have dessert because you didn’t eat your vegetables.
amuzed1: sourcedumal: boredpanda: Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL
ikaricrossinglines: princexbaphomet: I’m Lilith, a schizotypical 20-something year old transgender woman who is on fixed income and who has consistently had very few resources. I live with a consistently abusive parent, and a welcoming environment
curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered in cobwebs and voted for trump”
scarecrowmes: duxwontobey: curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered
patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it
mememas: Leelah Alcorn was a 17 year old transgender woman artist. She grew up in a very religious Christian family. When she came out as trangender to her parents they told her it was a phase and sent her to therapy. The therapies they sent her to were
youspesh: I went through all of these old pictures today and my parents had this whole clichéd high school love thing going on
wonderous-world: Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!
tuesmonlilas: “Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.”● someone ● Facebook: Tu Es Mon Lilas
fantasizingfunerals: fantasizingfunerals: fantasizingfunerals: I don’t care if I look shitty, ugly, etc. This man is my 92 year old Grandfather. He was there through it all, the time of financial problems with my parents, I spent days and nights
harrypotterfics:Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the
yunisverse: Old Friends Senior Parent Sanctuary
backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her. my 11 year old sister
male-manza: stupidoomdoodles: parenting 101 : don’t tease a 7 years old who can turn super saiyan I’M DYING
fumbledeegrumble: glumshoe: In retrospect, who tf gives an 8 year old a real sword to play with? And why was the answer not “my parents”? …IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
gayalicorn: gayalicorn: My name is Terry. I’m a twenty three year old handicapped, deaf, autistic gay trans guy. I moved to southern California to work as a full time live in nanny for my sister. We live with her babies dad and his parents so we
blackqueerblog: A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom. Maddie had been using the staff
thesaltofcarthage: teacupsandcyanide: story time: when my brother was born I was about three years old and I can’t remember much, I just remember wanting to pick his name and finally settling on “Rainbow” and telling my parents hey so I decided
tellmewebelongtogether: secondlina: Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution. This is me with my parents and my 13 year old sister
catboycooter:vivi-sected:hidrellez:hidrellez:its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old moneypeople on twitter are like “you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries” meanwhile these bitches
slytherinpokegirl:The only people to blame for children under the age of 10 having “addictions” to smart phones, tablets, and technology in general is the parents. I don’t want to hear people complain about their 4 year old knowing how to play with
narnia:One day, he’s going to know. He’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. He’ll know how old you were when you learned to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many
phriend: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
goldenwebs: tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
asleepylioness: Hello my dear ASL, so, here’s what I did this week. Nothing’s really vintage about it, except the filter and the TV, which is from my parents’ house (not really that old, but well). I really liked how the pic turned out, and I
themrcreepypasta: sound editing today as Spider-man because I’m a 25 year old man whose job is to play around on the internet. My parents are proud of me.
kingcheddarxvii: whalebiology: What an obnoxious post Nothing screams “I’m old and am beginning to come to the trite realization that I don’t like the world just as my parents and grandparents did before me” like blacklisting modern teen vernacular
No one knew what was bothering 7-month-old Mya Whittington. Her discomfort stumped her parents and doctors. She was finally hospitalized - and a 2-inch feather eventually poked its way out of her neck, shocking everyone. “We were just pretty much
deebott: littlebitvch: allthecraze: dolcelavitalocaa: DO HER HAIR 😤😤😤 I hate comments like this. Blue Ivy is not even 3 years old yet and people are telling her to do her hair. is she suppose to have a weave or straighten it? no. her parents
isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes
thelonelymile: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are adopting a two year old Syrian boy named Moussa who lost both his parents. Angelina stated that part of the reason for the adoption is to bring awareness to what is happening in Syria, the civil war crisis.
juug-osiris: amuzed1: sourcedumal: boredpanda: Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL “I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂
meme-queen-jinx: kinkshamer69: “red pill parenting” sounds like a joke in a 22yr old standup comic’s routine but it’s literally a subreddit that people read and post in I’m sorry but how do these people even have kids? Let alone wives
sixpenceee: When Jono Lancaster was just 36 hours old, he was given up for adoption by his biological parents. Born with a rare genetic disorder called Treacher Collins Syndrome (TCS), Jono’s biological mother was horrified by his appearance and stated
americanfrontier: oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like
snorlax-con-tetas: trininadz: cartnsncreal: 4-year-old Daliyah Arana is the inspiration for this new gig at the Library of Congress. I salute her parents #BlackGirlMagic #BlackPride #BlackExcellence Awwww😍😍😍😍 an angel
inkollo: The first time I saw Hercules was in an old book about greek mythology found in my parents’ book shelf. I was nine or ten back then, and the next thing I knew, I read through the whole book, not so much about the well-written stories, but
breathtakingleisure23: kassin0va: blondesquats: insignify: effohhexx: Inappropriate commercials with your parent THIS NIGGAS FACE blasian-aesthetics 😂😂😭😂😭😂 These new Old Spice commercials keep getting weirder & weirder
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been raped. Just take a look around you, isn't the system great? Who isn't faded these days, teens
unexplained-events: The Haunted Funeral Monument of Inez Clark The glass-enclosed funeral monument of Inez Clarke at Chicago’s Graceland Cemetery. 6-year-old Inez Clarke was killed by lightning while on a picnic with her family. Her parents, stunned
dinoraye: This is the last thing any parent of a 13 year old girl wants to hear. samantha descrevida em 4 quadros
iloverealsex: obliviouso: Our parents decided we were old enough to have our own room Lesbian. Nice
offendedguy: eridanamporavevo: offendedguy: no FUCK you you piece of fucking shit I never want to see you fucking again youre 10 fucking years old why the fuck are you having sex with other boys what the fuck where are your parents where are their
heyyousuckysucky: ‘Allegrissimo ! UHHHHHAHHhhhhhh <3’ [Quick sketch]Warm Up! Futa Sona <3 hmm glad that I didn’t throw away my old tablet or else I would have bored to deathhhh at my parent’s place Orz
eyzmaster: stupidoomdoodles: parenting 101 : don’t tease a 7 years old who can turn super saiyan this is great!!! XD scaitblue BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! < XD
letsmakeloaf: wonderous-world: Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check
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