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breelandwalker: pseudocoding: onlyblackgirl: jopara: thepushyqueenofsluttown: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry
theyaimtospoopyhave: rantyrantblog: aghoulshark: hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark. I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have
lbardugo: emilyhann: Here’s my full story from the Valor Anthology! Thank you all for supporting the Kickstarter in 2014 and the book last summer, as well as sharing stuff on tumblr. I learned so much from this project and had such a great experience
candiikismet: 💇🏾 So I braided my hair. And I’m loving it. ❤️
kvothe-kingkiller: slutteen: epic-lee: this guy knows whats up BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy: you make my life a living hell, i sent gays to fix overpopulation. boy did that go well. the books you
cknd: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.
notlorenzo: totallyatomic: halharl-infigar: This is honestly my whole outlook on life MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK The range of emotions..
communistbakery: teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselvesstudent: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—teacher:stop stop stop. where?student: hm?teacher:where’s the “b” ??student: (voice shaking)
zrunkinlove: hisroyalhighnessmalik: fuckyeahzarry: yungeateat: LOOK WHAT ZAYN DISA TO MY MAMA HER MOTHER IN THE BACKGROUND THO “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😫😫😫😫😫 “He got my pillow talking
lizawithazed: get-yr-social-work-rage-on: my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to “what is the emergency”
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
andrvstian: andrvstian: this new kid at my job just accidentally loaded Ŭ,000 dollars onto a woman’s Starbucks card and i’ve never felt more well adjusted and put together in my life I’ve been corrected, it was ุ,000
starrose17: starrose17: Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”.
ultrafunnypictures: My name is Krabbygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
luxwing: serpentinetigerlily: luxwing: luxwing: My sister is famous on MiiVerse im so proud she draws shit like this and i couldnt be more proud of her Not all heroes wear capes. my sister is happy she gets unbanned tomorrow
lolodapsycho: this-isnt-my-bra: Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t
varsityqueerleadercaptain: demigoddessnik: Some looks from this past week . like actually the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life
unofficiallydisney: letsgomargaux: happy inktober my friends :)))) This hurts my soul
hey–its–jess: Farmer Jess is not amused. Okay, so a backstory is needed for this one. I was doing my reading for my Advanced Fiction Writing class today and one of the sections I had to read was about writing sex believably into a story. Well, the
strawberryshortcakekitten: smorgansbord: smorgansbord: So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book
jahnnyvommit: Hey y'all Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas if you’re into that! Heres my fan art gift for @mac-and-cheesles as part of @schwifty-rick Secret Santa ❤ My usual fav Rockstar Rick and a spin on Greaser Morty, ya know doing cool punx
buzzfeedlgbt: sunatjexd: I told my grandma I was bisexual a few weeks ago and today she gave me this. My grandma made me a rainbow sweater 😭 Be the grandma you want to see in the world.
myserventsneverdie: It’s taunting me ~~~~~~~~~~~ Note : any of My original memes will have my @ somewhere on it
oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
commander-homosexual: allm0ther: brotoro: f4lseteeth: 997: ive never felt this uncomfortable before i found a video of my funeral 1) you can see the body 2) there’s like 6 cops there 3) audible sobbing in the background imagine having to explain
darth-jada: its-just-tae: grandpaq: prettyboyshyflizzy: cali-ovoxo: sincerelyafrica: Convos with Trish Part. 3 😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Shoulda caressed her booty hole & said “soon my friend” @darth-jada my hoe stories be like
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
platonicsheith: one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the
straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations Its me outside. U want some muffins What
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
dovewithscales: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: okay so at my job we have this big warehouse full of all sorts inventory and it’s always really hard to find anything so for the last year I’ve been casually suggesting my “Warehouse Goblin”
memecucker: bpdgenos: you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these these all look like patrick warburton’s voice
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
kierstinlapatka: Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech! Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon!
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled coward
yacchins: documentation of my wild adventure getting stuck in my spidey suit for three hours a week or so ago
grimchild: bookthrower: the-memeblades-chosen-one: so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas it has all my favorite KH characters! such as Sora Maybe-Possibly-Cloud This Guy My Neighbor Totoro Unfortunate Kairi
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
boptacular: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her
