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tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-” yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
things i better not see on my dash in 2016
princessharumi: i downloaded neko atsume 24 hours ago and im already in hell so guess what i had to draw Edit : Stickers, Shirts, Notebooks and more now available at my Redbubble shop!!
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
So I noticed this during my final Pacifist Run...
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
weloveshortvideos: My bearded dragon enjoys cat toys more then the cats do.
spicy-poo: unclefather: MY POOP IS COMING @killrqueens
bossmonsterbani: My little interpretation to the second video tape from the true lab. I’m still in training with animation, so it’s really not perfect… but I’ve never practiced it much before, so I guess…it’s okay for a beginner…? (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))
a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
zionangel: theinturnetexplorer: This awesome dad spent over and 350 hours turning his daughter’s bedroom into this magical treehouse. The project took 18 months. “My daughter wanted a fairy tree in her room that she could sit inside and read
deoxyrebornicleic: Someone in my stream wanted to say “ Onion san “ but they accidentally typed “ Onion sans “
galahadtoloveeggsy: nasai: drunkblogging: omgggggg ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS.
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
dukeofbookingham: glorfindely: when i’m out with my family and i see a book store This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
scatmancrothers: my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare that’s supposed to be big bird
bestlesbiancave: mishacakes: Finally! Here’s my contribution to the Valor Anthology, “Bride of the Rose Beast”. Valor is a book I’m still so happy and honored to be a part of, and you can still get the 300+ page ebook HERE for ŭ! Enjoy!
meliannesauce: Kind of in love with my new Freudian Sips mug and the box it came in
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
sajwho: I drew just two pictres of dave with makeup and then I have suddenly lost control of my life
verbalvomits: Master post of my hp comics
musiqchild007: thesewordsofhopeareyourstotake: pitynotawidow: this is my new favourite gif i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real still laughing about it 3 hours later Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?
you shimmy-shook my bones
transmemesatan: mr-reblogbutton: this is the top trending thing on my facebook feed and I just want to say what a time this certainly is to be alive I can’t believe the frontman of Stryper was the Zodiac Killer.
iglcc: Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this
bogleech: I know a lot of you vehemently hated Uncle Grandpa, so much so I made it the most extensive, arduous cartoon review I’ve ever done just to see if it was really that bad, my final conclusion being that it was just mostly average, and harmless
rae-of-rainbows: This accurately represents my sense of humor
thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *tosses remote control to my UFO* *whistles and walks off* xp (snapchat:thomas_sanders)
bragd: split-at-the-seems: shes-x-mine: hitlerhatedflannel: pardonmewhileipanic: dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
deathbymorning: eggsnogging: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
My Mass Effect Addiction
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
coneboyofficial: coneboyofficial: Who wants to see the most cursed item in my possession
onemancabaret: lawmaking: Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
devilbunnii: punkysbrain: I’m at work laughing my ass off LOL What 💀💀💀💀
sopranofemme: sopranofemme: sopranofemme: sopranofemme: my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don’t know nobody
crimesceneinvestigation: nobody: my cat, about to puke on the carpet:
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
oh my god we’re so cute
feyminism-blog: When I started transition, almost 14 years ago, I imagined, I had this fantasy, that I would start taking hormones and in a few years, I was gonna blend in and no one would ever know that I was trans. I could just live my life undetected.
picture-jpg: i’m the morrissey of my friend group
rebelfrench: love it when she bites my lip
Funeral For My Fat
weloveshortvideos: Screaming for no reason with my dog.
videohall: News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
lopmon:i’m deleting all of my social media accounts
cevichemixto: fuckin randoms at my place dude
do-not-touch-my-food: Lemon Cupcakes with Blackberry Buttercream
oh my god love me please.
paint my spirit gold
