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incestuous-creampie: “Oh hey mom, I hope you don’t mind that I invited my cousins over to fill me with their cum.” “Not as long as you let me join in.”
“ So mom you’re telling me to keep slapping this thing and white stuff will cum out? Oh shit, it’s actually happening! Hey mom I’ve got ago I got to clean this thing up, it’s making a mess everywhere!”
redrump: Mom wanted a little privacy so she dragged Sharon into the bathroom, pulled her pajamas down and went to work. It’s a big job. If her hand gets tired the hair brush is close by to finish the job on this big soft bottom. Oh hey, look,
sexymexy92: girlslovecams: Do you like see people on webcam? You need know Twitcamix! “oh… Hey mom……….. Nothin just layin in bed…….” *gasps for breath subtly* she was on the phone with me :)
snuffmeitshot: Oh hey I just got a message from my mom! It’s been pretty rough here without her, the doctors say I could die at any moment, maybe she sent me something to cheer me up? Oh… god please no….. mommy!!? *flatlines*
You: Hey mom is that asshole gone now? Your Mom: Oh sweetie, don’t call him that. I know he picks on you all the time but he’s not that bad. He asked really nice to be his tutor so I’m doing it. You: Sorry, I just don’t like him.
tab00-love: Oh hey mom. You don’t mind if I borrow my brother for a while, do you?
brothersisterfathermother: “Hey, Mom and Dad wanted me to tell you that - oh, shit!” “Ah, fuck, fuck, sorry, I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have seen that - ” “No, no, it’s fine, it’s, um, it’s fine. Totally fine. Dinner’s
malakonia: hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing
hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….
Oh hey, Mom. Daddy and I were just…you know…
aimerzmind: Oh hey, my period started. How nice. Blood time bitches. At least i wont be a mom
kentayuki:Oh hey look it is S.W.A.T. Mom again and her son she is very proud of.
pussylipgloss: my children: hey mom whats for dinner?? me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight! my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
lovingfamilybed: Oh, hey mom. You were right. Letting dad ‘take over’ was amazing. I came just from blowing him.
“Oh, hey Mom. We decided we didn’t want to take turns, so…” “Just let your sister have a break now and then, okay? I’m available too, you know.” “Okay, thanks Mom.”
daddysbottom: “Hey mom, where’s dad?” “Oh, he’s probably out at the barn. He’s showing a new farm hand the things he wants to renovate at the barn.” “Isn’t it kinda late to be doing that?” “You know your dad. He loses track of time
fetishmagz: “Hey mom…I just saw your Facebook post, about…um, you’re looking for a new photographer for your lingerie modelling shoots?” “Oh yeahhh…yeah, you know Lisa just doesn’t seem to get the right angles, it’s so frustrating!
kufurbabies: “Hey mom, i thought we were going downstairs. whats the hold up?” #sedonazaria #borzoi #morningdog
lianedegrenade:dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl
privatefamilytime: “Oh, hey Mom. We decided we didn’t want to take turns, so…” “Just let your sister have a break now and then, okay? I’m available too, you know.” “Okay, thanks Mom.”
butchlvr: “I didn’t know you had porn on your phone, bro!”“Don’t you?”“Well…kinda do but I’m always worried Mom or Dad might find it….”“Nah. I have a password they don’t know about….”“Oh…Oh, hey….what was that??”“What
Every time I go to pier one I’m like “oh hey! I would like that In my first apartment!” And then you realize you still live at home with mom and dad :/
incestuous-creampie: “Oh hey mom, I’m sure you’re mad, but can you let daddy finish? The risk of getting pregnant with an incest baby makes me cum like nothing else!”
incestuous-creampie: “Oh hey mom, I’m sure you’re mad, but can you let daddy finish? The risk of getting pregnant with an incest baby makes me cum like nothing else!”
mydrunkkitchen: I don’t understand people that use judgement and criticism to somehow get the results they want. Like parents who tell their children that they are living in a sty and it’s filthy and disgusting and all that stuff. Does that sound
ldotrage:Jenny: Oh hey Steven – woah, are you okay? You look like you’ve been crying, is this another gem thing??Steven, through tears: I just found out my mom was a ruthless space dictator who lied to everyone for millennia and kept humans
momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend over take down
anincestfamily: “Hey mom, what do you need? I heard you calling my na… Oh.”My son’s eyes glanced over my body as he fell speechless.“I need you,” I said, and lead him into my bed.
momsloverboy: momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend
mildtarantula: pinklikeme: kaboomcomics: Steven Universe: Too Cool for School OGN Garnet is the captain of Mom Squad. Canon Tho oh hey, i did this!!it’s part of a 6 page mini comic that appears at the back of the new OGN.
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
brothersisterfathermother: “Anyone home? Oh hey, so I just got home from school and Mom and Dad are still out…”
taint3ed: mickeyblowsyourmind: mercurial-porrim: how the fuck do you come out as vegan how does that even work “hey mom, i like lettuce a whole damn lot” OH GOD NO, GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE AND NOT ADAM AND LEAF. Nah you have to come with
lovethefamly: Hey Mom! No it’s fine, just take the time you need! We just AAAAHH! hm? Oh it was only John who gives me a foot massage! Yeah, he behaves, no bullying the little sister today! He is AAHHMM, oh my god! Oh no no worries, he’s
bluerelic7: pagespermer: Jackus Interuptus“Oh, hey dad - whoa, Jesus!”“Shit! Sorry - fuck, forgot to lock the door.”I just stood there, transfixed. He didn’t let go of his cock - but he did stop tweeking his tit.“You’re mom’s on the
for-mom-and-sis: Oh, hey Mom! Don’t worry, I’m sure dad will have some left for you after he creams my pussy.
lovethefamly: - Oh hey handsome, when is my mom coming home? - In about two hours I think! - Okay, I’m in my room if you need me! I love my new wife and I am a faithful man, but damn my new stepdaughter makes it difficult for me.
bustyexpansions: Growing Sis, part 1 “Oh hey there Little Brother! I didn’t know you’d be visiting…Hmmm I didn’t want you to find out this way…but yes, I did get breast implants. I was going to tell you and mom and dad sooner or later
myincestwishes: “Hey, mom. How’s your trip? Good… Everything is fine here too… Yes, I’m with daddy right now. What are we doing? Well… we are, you know, just preparing some food… Oh, mom, I gotta go, daddy said it is coming. See you
miraruinada: “I’m right ‘ere! I’m a proud child of the Godkiller! I’m gonna be like ‘em when I grow up! I’ll be strong and powerful!” “ Hey there kiddo, uh, that’s nice. Always shoot for the stars. Um .
captioned-vines: {Hippie kid gets into his school’s play}Son: “ Hey mom, I’m in the school play.”Mom: “ Oh, what part?”Son: “ Not a very important part, just a tree!”Mom: [yelling enthusiastically] “ What!? We love trees!”Son:
forbidden-fantasies23: Oh hey bro! I was thinking about what you said when you were drunk the other night about moms breasts feeling so good when you touched them that night she was passed out drunk that i just had to try for myself, you know what im
incestutopia: incestuous-creampie: “Oh hey, dad. Mom and I were just enjoying some incest with my brother here. Care to join us?” FOLLOW INCESTUTOPIA!
Oh, hey there Valerie Velociraptor ;3.(actually the first gif is her mom, but who’s counting)
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