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Taking Care of Steve’s Mom (Hey folks, don’t forget: if you like it, reblog it. Oh, and check out my bimbo transformation novel, Eros Ascendant, on Kindle.)
sexylittlesister: “Hey, sis, can I- OH! Shit, sorr-“ “SHHHHH!!!!! Mom and dad JUST went to sleep, come get a piece of your sister while it’s free” ~smile~
“Oh My God, Sis, you weren’t kidding. He’s looks so good naked!” “Yeah, and it’s all for us!” “Mmmmm. Hey, Frank, how’d you like to fuck your Auntie? Your mom’s been telling me all about you
tab00-love: Hey honey! Do you want to work out with me today?Sure mom, but uh, why are you wearing heels if we’re working out?Oh it’s not that kind of workout honey…
juniepops: Citizens of beach city: hey Steven who are these giants and why are you hanging out with them after they attacked us Steven: oh these are my new moms who also were technically my moms before any of my other moms. But that was back when I
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
thelosversclubs: Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington
diksex: - Hey honey … you know… the twins will be waiting for you…+ … What? What are you saying, mom?- These twins son…+ Oh come on, mom! Don’t do this to me when i’m away…
postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
queerqueensansa: postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something my dad has literally
immaterial-girl: my mom was like “hey im gonna watch frozen did you like it” and i just said “oh yeah. Hans was my favorite character youll love him” and she literally just burst into my room, flipped on the lights and said “YOU LITTLE SHIT”
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: Hey guys, just wanted to share how œexcited your site gets me. Love following real people on Tumblr. Keep sharing!!!
incomparablyme: Love, Simon (2018): Gay Bar (Deleted Scene)dir. Greg Berlanti Emily: Simon? Hey, I’ve been calling you for hours, where have you been? Simon: Mom, come on. Emily: Oh, no, you come on. Have you been drinking? Simon: Yes, a little. I
elly-hiddlesherloki:black-eyed-bucky: professorcockayama:queerqueensansa:postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down
actual-ironman-tonystark: queerqueensansa: postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need
miss-hawkins: disfan: sailorgallifrey: ispeakpixel: Hey guys! Lookit what my mom spent three hours making me! 8DDDD She’s getting her hat and bloomers made tomorrow. Oh my goodness you have the best mom. Ever. oh my god. OH MY GOD
incexxx: “Hey you two!- Mom?! - Mom, it’s not what…Oh… you’re enjoying yourself.- I am, honey, and I plan on enjoying other things too!”
canisvertigus: queerqueensansa: postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something my
temperamentaljudgement: oh but hey i finished this one before my mom came to sit next to me
l-sula-l: pearlnet-punk: pearlnet-punk: Hey! Do you know Ruby from Steven Universe? Here’s the character’s wonderful voice actress, Charlyne Yi, singing “Oh River”! Enjoy <3 I mean just imagine this furious lil red mom singing this song
babyeater24: acidkittiegoddess: tgdkink: acidkittiegoddess: babyeater24: acidkittiegoddess: Booty, tits, lips, oh my! ;) ♥♥♥ Haha nothing like getting a phone call from your mom in the middle of posting ;) ♥♥♥ Hey I’ve smacked that
salty-earth-protocol-deactivate:biggirlplanet:Hey, what do you think of mom’s new lingerie. I could hardly fit it in lol. Oh em gee, no way, you’re getting horny at seeing your sister in your mom’s lingerie…. Well, that’s kinda turning me on
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM!
chloweafterdark: tastemygayrainbow: I hate when i see really attractive lesbians when i’m out with my mom like hey look at my rainbow bracelet notice that please oh wow cool i have short hair too what’s that you like boobs? i have boobs LoVE ME
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE
sexylittlesister: “Hey, sis, can I- OH! Shit, sorr-” “SHHHHH!!!!! Mom and dad JUST went to sleep, come get a piece of your sister while it’s free” ~smile~
incexxx3: - Honey, where are you? Oh my god!!!- Hey honey, you’re early.- Dad, I can explain everything…- You don’t have to explain shit. - Get off of him right now!- Yeah mom, you can stop now.- Looks like your father didn’t stop fucking his
luxtherwbyfan: “And a Huntress is a what she always wanted to be…”
eddiepuss: “Hey mom, are you getting dressed or undressed?” “Oh you naughty boy, I guess you’ll just have to stick around and see for yourself.”
