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nubs-mgee: This is in honor of that target tee shirt
ibgarry: i just woke up though… nothing special happened…. i don’t understwe had sex. we had sex didn’t we
things that need to be cheaper
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
make-me-amorphous: I was inspired
spookmage: master-koschei-saxon: official-jeff-kaplan: @spookmage I told you can you at least try to not sin
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thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: hadanelith: thebibliosphere: I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
marganite: thanks for the update its summer 23rd for the first year and ive already married shane
💤👽✌🏽
thelilnan: tis the season
*on an airplane*
AT HANAMURA
iplayydirtyy: Damn
the-gerogerigegege: scribblenauts: the-gerogerigegege: chungos: goals I love how the guy who posted this has gotten Facebook set to leetspeak like some nerd i didn’t notice this the first time i reblogged this but thanks for pointing it out manne
SpongeBob SquarePants
haejilee:A comic idea that I sketched out in August and forgot about. Now that the weather is colder, it seemed appropriate. I tried using thinner, looser lines here, mostly for speed.
❤️Turian Hips❤️
Prayer circle for a "Have you been naughty?" holiday voiceline for Roadhog
iamsodonerightnow: asian: nakedchicken97: asian: my friend told me that it looks like bukkake and i had to look it up Well did you find out what it was yeah it was just a tad bit more intensified than what i did, with a few extra hands I am
assbutt-in-the-garrison: badcaptainswagg: assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I
*McCree voice*
jhuliecostanza:my friend sent me this tweet and said “thats polnareff” so i made this.
All I want for Christmas is Guzma smut
kisu-no-hi: He’s the bad cop and she’s the good cop…Kinda….(totally inspired by this post)
Fuck a math
tiergan-vashir: rinhkitty: elfymcnoodlelimbs: so this was a thing @rinhkitty @combody @foreverconfused-anenqui BEHOLD THE COCK SHRINE Good… god. o_o
wow cool facts about anime
psy-faerie: blackfemalepresident: a short PSA on titties!!! Yes fuckin thank you
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed my pencil
sobeitjayt:Nipple piercings really make the titty look decorative
Date a girl who says things like:
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
jughell: remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
lesbianvenom: college is a truly amazing place
mcdolands: *looks at own dick* amazing
cuteouji: I’M IN LOVE WITH THEMMMMMMMM <3
shootmeadub: catch me at the skate park. no skate board. both titties out.
spritzeal: its weird how everyone, really, has multiple names that are used in different contexts and that many (most women, for one) people will change their names throughout their lives. like a guy might be called bobby by his friends robert by his
iignatz: peoplegettingreallymadatfood: cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon
guy:rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass
cheer up buttercup
clownweed:
mikkynga: kumateddi: Person: What do you and your friends talk about online He looks like a fleshlight
josy1986: deathmoth: mrsolodolo24: 17mul: that-bi-guy: ghostsisreal: mega-purplezebracorn: kinghispaniola: nopos-tacabron: thetrippytrip: I’m with this movement! me Salute to this movement This is so important! Everybody needs
aewm: stop
meggannn: buzzfeed poll: “can we ask you a really weird question?” + mass effect idea credit goes to @rushvalleys (insp)
stormcallart: Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite.
baku: fontainy: baku: sinfulpercy: baku: toaster-hacker: baku: a-ro-phichit: baku: isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other
Tempo Parado
boxeduser:
Mistress Stacy Sadistic
radstah: im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again
demonshauntingcomputers: fruitsgood: demonshauntingcomputers: fruitsgood: the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within
evanhhansen: hallowsbian: evanhhansen: hallowsbian: you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick
nurseyiiisms: even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters
