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daftpnk:112b: Boys who wear glasses can f me lets go get this pussy
deathclawboyfriend: nikocat: my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot
ivalisian: More femstridercest and this time it’s some kind of comic…thing…? This is part 1 and I left the text out because otherwise I might actually die of embarrassment. Just insert your favourite lyrics in there, cheesy 80’s rock works best.
textsfromdmmd: (716) We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter. (907) well done
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me at the club: when can i bounce on dick tho? 🤔
today i am thankful for all the men who fuck me on my period
masochistiicsuggestion: choke me until i’m squirming and whimpering for you to let go but please, don’t let go
“OH COOL A HANJI/LEVI PEGGING FIC! "When she…” “Nope. Goodbye.”
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
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afrodite-xo: I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
penandpage: itssexualhour: so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the
applies to jobs while wearing a saucy top and transparent panties. now they’ll definitely want to interview me.
lafeianitric: what if people did petplay with other common household pets like imagine sitting in a bathtub filled with aquarium rocks while ur partner sprinkles fishfood on u like “cum for daddy”
i’m in the mood to write a sex scene wtf I haven’t been in the mood to write a sex scene in months I don’t know what to write ahhh
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
bury me in bottom eliot fics holy shit
I have been essentially sex repulsed for months and here I am having weird attraction feelings toward a stand what the fuck
I’m trying to brainstorm to write Caesar/Joseph fic and all I’m thinking of is Joseph giving sloppy, but earnest oral and I’m just like shit……. I fucked up…….. I FUCKED UP
spookyspencerreid: I’m trying to brainstorm to write Caesar/Joseph fic and all I’m thinking of is Joseph giving sloppy, but earnest oral and I’m just like shit……. I fucked up…….. I FUCKED UP I need to go send my friend off to England and
jfc donnie stop being sad and write joseph eating caesar out
oh my god I’m so gay I can’t even write it, but I just keep thinking about joseph and caesar having sex THAT’S SO PATHETIC I’M SO GAY WHAT THE FUCK
I keep thinking about Caesar/Joseph collaring but like??????? I don’t actually have much input on how it’d work/who would get collared. I just like the idea of one of them hiding their collar under their scarf. That’s really all
“Hey, Donnie, didn’t you say you were going to do some writing today?” “Yeah, actually…” “And?” “Well… you see… I got, like, a page done. But I started thinking about Caesar getting
god bless urban decay for having a brown eyeshadow named backdoor
lexlifts: jewishsquats: Do ppl giggle during sex?? If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.
iwilleatyourenglish:iwilleatyourenglish:in honor of our approaching anniversary, my boyfriend saw fit to reflect on one of my more romantic momentsanyway this was the text
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Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
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onlinepunk: IM FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING OMFG
mindfulwrath: danekez: SLARP Play-Acting Under Lowered Boundaries, Leveling Against Random Threats: Maybe Also Life-Long Challenges Or Problems PAUL BLART: MALL COP
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cutecajunlizard: phruxx: phruxx: dwps: phruxx: phruxx: what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff a plain stainless steel buttplug gives super
official-mugi: pthumerian: “weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction why does the boner weep Ask not why the boner weeps It weeps for thee
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the-holleywood-signs: Date a guy who says things like: drive safe text me when you’re home safe choke me harder I can’t wait to see you I’m proud of you
sunflowersamurai420:y'all want a kinky gf until she wants to be cut, slapped, choked and burned and then y'all fucking be like “oh shit that’s to much for me” ok go have fun pulling MACKENZIE’S HAIR
foxxsmoulder: wolfinforher schooled me this morning about posting gifs as text posts, from now on i’ll make an effort to post them in a more reblog-friendly format! Max Satisfaction @ clips4sale
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I’ve never understood why people draw robo dicks that look painful. Like shouldn’t it be all sleek and shiny??
Dont u hate when u cum and at first there s that sweet release and ur like “o cool i m done i can get back to work.” But theres that one fucking bead of jizz thats just hanging off ur dick and theres nothibg to wipe it off and if u take ur
Being a porn artist is kind of like being a stock broker. Theres always fluxuations and the demands are always changing, so you have to draw dick in the now.
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