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sinceredir: There is an imposter in his territory!In other words, I made myself a new command trine, now there are two in this house and that’s no good - who wants to give little Screamer, TC and Skywarp a home? The trine is for sale for a slightly
creating-tabs: Missions of Mass Effect 2: Legion: A House Divided “Shepard-Commander. We concluded that destruction of this station was the only resolution to the heretic question. There is now a second option. Their virus can be repurposed. If released
balltillifall:Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security.
secretfamilyties: At first I thought we were crazy. Now, I can’t stop thinking about my sister and her tight pussy. The best part is that we share a house together.
tormoody: disgustinganimals: balltillifall: Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security. congarts on the job dude securikitty
carolinablack-owned-housewife: blknwhytenbred: You didn’t mind your new black neighbor coming over to your house once in awhile to borrow your power tools. But now he’s over waaay too often…chatting up your wife. Maybe that why she’s suddenly
cheaphornyslut:I need a mean girlA mean alpha girl to put me in my place. One that will walk right into my house with my man and tell me to my face she runs things now. Who will tie me up and ride my face and make me serve her while he’s gone. Then
tgurlswirl: bbctakedown: She leads him into the house by the BBC… i’d be so happy to be sucking that beautiful BBC right now
shebachan: farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
stability: shebachan: farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
wimpe: Now sweetie, let’s try the question one more time. May I “please” go out dancing with my wild single girlfriends this Friday while you stay home and clean the whole house??? Hmm, pretty please, with sugar on top?I CAN?!? Oh sweetie, that
ghettoincest: No son of mine is gonna jack off in My House, on my towels! If you need to cum, you just come get some pussy! Don’t make me tell you again! Now grab Momma’s ass and pull it back on that dick like a man!
teratomarty: stephrc79: So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston And in their guest room is a door. And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet. But no! There are STAIRS in that closet! Now where do those stairs
did-you-kno: did-you-kno: “I didn’t want to go outside my house because I couldn’t take the stares from strangers so I’d lock myself in my room. It got so bad that I just didn’t want to live any more. I can laugh about it now but back then
tinysaurus-rex: bob-artist: bob-artist: I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom. The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun. Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house. Today at 7:35,
captainsnoop: me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” me: “…we’ll confront that problem when
cristinmilioti: it’s weird to think that once upon a time I had to google-search how to spell “Daenerys Targaryen” and now I’m all “Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the first of her name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the
I got an 82 on my unit test which is a fail. When I re took it, I got 100. I’m so fucking glad to put that finicky subject behind me. Now I’m gonna finish breakfast and start cleaning up the house.
Well we found our house😭✨🙌 Choosing it seems to be the first step, now we’ve got to figure out how to buy it. But it’s got a huuuuge yard for the dogs, a master bedroom that’s almost like a loft with a ton of room, and my sister
the coldest place in the whole entire house is my bedroom. That aint the shit right now.
nikki-fellatio: herprettywings: findmedownsouth: truelladeville: soulothought: sweetestesthome: staircase that does NOT walk you out the front door! Simply gorgeous…love the openness of the house I didn’t know I needed this until now. Open
dggystyle: It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house
actual-celestia-ludenburg: Oh shit… I think…. I think a thing I wrote in a fanfic may have actually happened…. Unless he’s fine- which I now doubt…… I think Carlos is trapped in the house that doesn’t exist
captainsnoop: me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal] my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” me: “…we’ll confront that problem when
yetiskinolamayan: family-game2: Your mom needs to know that you’re the man of the house now. Offff dayanamıyorum anneeemmmm o sıcacıkkk amcığınııı hemen sikmeliyimmmm offffff 😍😍
hypnolord567:the maid had no idea when she put on the uniform jacket that it would brain wash her into a personal feet slave for her mistress now she cleans feet as well as the house
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight now we wait she just walked in and didnt even
pipcomix: vampireapologist: pipcomix: I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now #CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed
imboredandbrowsing: “Alright, that takes care of step one; I’ve printed out a sexy naked picture of myself. Now I juts need to get five frat guys to sign it and then I’ll be an official S.L.U.T House pledge! Sorority life, here I come!”
mastersir: Come on now, you’ve no room to complain, My little slut, you said yourself that you wanted to get out of the house more. –Master Remus
annieelaineydoesfashion: OOTD and update on that foot hammock: I wear it out of the house now and it has completely replaced my leg rests for the time being! Loving it!
i also wanted to talk about some old journal entries. wow. i don’t know where all that dark shit came from. i’m so much happier now. i was just really… not in a good place i guess. i still feel like the tree hitting the house was the
fishcustardandthecumberbeast: spockhetti: HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY
ahhyucks: dysney95: “Now Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. And Piglet loved it very much.” i have the theory that actually the Hundred Acre Wood is filled with dangerous creatures
kitroku: think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
myotherthoughtsblog: I’m trying to hold back at least a little. But I want to get really stuffed and there’s just not enough food in the house for it now. But I want to get stuffed and wake up fatter and be able to have no reservations that this
Lord. Part of me wants to be buff and part of me ants to be soft. Right now mood is the former. Let’s see how long this lasts. Helps that I don’t have a ton of sweets in the house. I’ll add gum to my shopping list though. Logic side
sex-in-the-family: txt: thanks for helping me get settled in my own house dad, it means a lot! I’m growing up now and I’m no longer your little girl but I miss that! How about you come round tonight and prove to me your still my daddy, I want to
broken-down-sluts: Taking on the neighbours daughter to do some odd-jobs around the house didn’t seem worth it at first. But that was before she discovered the girls real talents. Now, when her husband is away at work and she lets his friends fuck
violent-rape-fantasies: If you don’t stay quiet, little girl, I’m going to close that door and turn the dryer on. Now shut the fuck up until your parents have left the house again.
ms-oedipussex: SON, YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW…Claim Mommy’s pussy forever by leaving your hot seed DEEP insideMmmm, yes do me from behind– that’ll make sure your deepest load fills up Mommy…Leave an EXTRA surprise in there for Daddy…
goodroughguy: I’m taking a key to your house. You can expect me at any time, and I want you ready to serve, is that understood? “Yes, Sir.” Good. Remember, you belong to me, now.
touch-me-now-daddy: My stepdad fucked me like this so many times. He always volunteered to pick me up from my friends house or the mall or wherever I happened to be so that on the way home he could fuck me. He was the first man to fuck me on the hood
mother-son-incest: Its a great victory for a son to taste the place between his mothers legs. The same place that gave birth to him. It is now lubed up and wet for him as he has become the new man of the house. He has to take over the responsibility
It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house in the
sonofbukowski: “Is there any wonder why the world is where it’s at now? Just notice the creature sitting near you in a movie house or standing ahead of you in a supermarket line, or giving a State of the Union Address, that the gods have let us
shebachan:farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
askmeifimadalek: lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE
daryldixonismyspiritanimal: minionier: grassangel: tyleroakley: Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist. And a ski-instructor. And house renovator. #now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually
kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
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