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thebootydiaries: poorly-written-textposts:sometimes i think i should leave the house more and actually meet people because right now @thebootydiaries is my role model and that’s probably not healthy i go out a lot and my role model is the cabbage man
drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: pyrrhiccomedy: disgustinganimals: balltillifall: Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security. congarts on the job dude bodega cats are the best thing about living
blog-mysticpiratezombie-posts: A lot of you really enjoyed the pictures of Karen’s friend. Gina, that I posted recently. She’s especially sexy and a lot of fun. We were returning from an all night party when she asked us to stop at her house. Now,
catgifcentral: Best seat in the house Now you know that Cat GIF Central is a funny cat GIFs Tumblr.
moniicow: Actually have not left the house in it yet… I’ll take photos the second I do! (God knows when that’ll be) Big big big thank you to peyfo for purchasing this from my wishlist!!! I’ve been wanting this shirt for years :’) now everyone
drspikeysinger: So I have Betrayal at House on the Hill and the expansion. Now I just need people to play it with me. I love that game
justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: Democrats won the Attorney General, Secretary of State, and Governor positions in Michigan. Now republicans in the state house and senate are trying to pass bills that would severely take away their power. This happened
pipcomix: vampireapologist: pipcomix: I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now #CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed
kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
intersexfairy:i-jusst-think-its-neat: intersexfairy: adhd to autistic communication is stored in the echolalia I didn’t know that word until I saw this post and now I’ve been walking around the house muttering “echolalia” for several days
dominant-in-seattle: Every now and then her need for me would get the better of her. She would put on some incredibly sexy get up and ambush me somewhere in the house. I’d be so stunned by how goddamned hot she was that before I knew it she was climbing
Daryl Hall and Cee Lo Green - I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) (funky version) - Live From Daryl’s House “Easy, ready, willing, overtime, Where does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line. You’ve got the body, now you want my soul, Don’t
shebachan:farrox:farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
micdotcom: Obama and Biden will no longer visit schools that don’t address sexual assaultThe White House has announced tough new rules for future presidential and vice presidential visits to colleges and universities. Starting now, President Barack
lockedndenied:alexfrinta:The sight of me every morning now. I’ve come to accept the fact that this is how it should be. The only free cock in the house belongs to my Master, a real man. How absolutely wonderful for you!
iguanamouth:iguanamouth:iguanamouth:i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight now we wait she just walked in and didnt even fucking
farrox: farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
absolut06: 😳 Awhile ago, Mom stopped wearing a bra around the house, but I guess that wasn’t kinky enough for her because now she’s started flashing me all the time, even when Dad was in the other room. She’d just give a glance
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hate that as im getting older my nightmares become more realistic lmao. Like as s kid my nightmares were literally getting trapped in a house with my mom there was a giant dinosaur. Now my nightmares are like getting kidnapped,
kitroku: think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
I’m still sick. 😖😖😖I still have a fever. I haven’t left the house in days. At first I was trying to work through this but that’s over now. I kinda just sleep, watch movies and play games.I’m antsy to get back to work, but all my email
bob-artist: bob-artist: I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom. The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun. Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house. Today at 7:35, I realized it had
regginageorge: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight now we wait she just walked
humiliateddarling: “Now stay in here and be quiet. Some bad men are coming to search the house and they’ll take you away from me if they find you. Take you back to your old, boring, meaningless, loveless life. You don’t want that do you?” She
teratomarty: stephrc79: So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston And in their guest room is a door. And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet. But no! There are STAIRS in that closet! Now where do those stairs
shebachan: farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
colmanolivia:Beautiful European Films: Mustang (2015) dir. Deniz Gamze Ergüven “Everything changed in the blink of an eye. Now it was our turn to wear shapeless, shit-coloured dresses. The house became a wife factory that we never came out of.”—
bluedragonkaiser:ironbloodaika:meekz-is-jesus:theliterarywolf:takashi0:ridiculouscake:Glass houses, guys.#BasedCakeHey, now it’s in picture form!You realize it’s not just because of the porn right? Porn will happen no matter the show, that’s not
captainsnoop: me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal] my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” me: “…we’ll confront that problem
eevee11511:I was usually always at my uncles house when I was younger, playing with my cousins. Growing up, he has a nice beer gut that jiggled every time he walked. Also had a sexy happy trail too. Now, 20 years later, I got him pregnant after he saw
trilheirofloripa: ransommoney: Easy to setup your Ransom… put it in, pump it up, remove the needle… That’s it. Now: Go out with your Ransom, let him work in the house… Enjoy your Ransom with his unobtrusive Ransomhelper… #bondage #control
kittycat997: normalcyisoverrated-beyou: crowley-the-arse-butt: Wtf spiders do it too?! Now I know how to lead a spider out of my house. Noted for future reference That is a big ass Spitter
kyzosfm: Mila - In-House Special4K Version (Nude, Top, Bikini)Now if you know, I use the Pyro from TF2 a lot in my pics (both SFW and NSFW) so I thought about maybe making a series of images where he fucks/gets fucked by characters that I haven’t used
tcncaptainfreeman: i found out that Harley Quinn x Poison ivy was a thing so there, they broke into some ones house to bang because batman is against there love or something, HES THE BANE OF Love… now i need bane x batman.. im going to make
hankmiller1966: When I saw those bushy eyebrows and that beard, I knew my professor had to have a nice hairy chest. I went for some extra tutoring and learned what else he had. Now I visit his house regularly.
hankmiller1966: Coach said that since I was getting older, I needed to learn some things about hygiene. He offered to show me at his house. Now I smell just like coach.
yogoyang: liz-last: So now my faggot husband invites another faggot poofter over to my house for a faggot session of cock sucking and I see my husband licks the faggots arsehole with his tongue. The same tongue that has licked my pussy!! Never again.
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
ms-oedipussex: SON, YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW… Claim Mommy’s pussy forever by leaving your hot seed DEEP inside Mmmm, yes do me from behind– that’ll make sure your deepest load fills up Mommy… Leave an EXTRA surprise in there for Daddy…
dappermouth: I told my boyfriend that he looks like a sexy Luigi and now I’m locked out of the house. Luckily I anticipated this and charged my phone so I can keep sending him hot pics of Luigi for several hours if need be
tariqah: house-cygnet: tariqah: Feudalism in the past and capitalism now have tinged our outlooks in life and are parts of literally each and every part of society, from social interactions to academia. The fact that we cannot imagine a “human nature”
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight now we wait she just walked in and didnt even
ms-oedipussex: SON, YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW…Claim Mommy’s pussy forever by leaving your hot seed DEEP insideMmmm, yes do me from behind– that’ll make sure your deepest load fills up Mommy…Leave an EXTRA surprise in there for Daddy…
thedailywhat: Breaking Cobra News of the Day: NBC News is reporting, and a live press conference at the Bronx Zoo has confirmed, that the missing cobra has been recovered from inside the zoo’s Reptile House, and is now “safe and secure.” The deafening
Oh, it’s worth mentioning that Graham hopped on a train, packed my things, and drove my car for me to get me to his house. So I’m officially not going to have to worry about being home until spring break. My winter break can begin now
did-you-kno: “I didn’t want to go outside my house because I couldn’t take the stares from strangers so I’d lock myself in my room. It got so bad that I just didn’t want to live any more. I can laugh about it now but back then it affected
baretobush: And then, on September 16th, 2013, it all came off. Don’t ask me what that weird thing behind me is, I think it came from a house. The important part is, my vagina now looks like a creepy alien life form and I spent an hour staring at it
redheadedpet: Now its summer Daddy says roxy should get used to sleeping outside. Master is allowed in the house of course but thats because he’s more important than roxy.
caucasianplantation: Jane’s hopes of becoming the world’s leading female scientist were dashed after the revolution. Now she was a bushy-tailed white squirrel living as a naked pet in her black mistress’s house. And that was all she would ever
caucasianplantation: The swamp creature. That’s what she was now. Once a well-educated doctor with a nice house in the suburbs and an Hispanic maid to clean it, Sandra had been evicted during the great revolution. Fearful of slavery, she ran away to
nakedsweatandchains:Mrs. Jones 38 house wife. Since the revolt naked slavery has become normal in many marriages. Wives are now kept naked and mostly in work chains. And to their great humiliation they even go shopping like that if their husbands demand
family-game2: Your mom needs to know that you’re the man of the house now.
gredandforgewazlib:bethanyactually:doortotomorrow: #Just get married, already!#the winger edisons #Play house for the nth time #Now we know that gave jeff immense pleasure #Like way more than annie (via @wallowsinthecloud) #for some reason when
pyrrhiccomedy: disgustinganimals: balltillifall: Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security. congarts on the job dude bodega cats are the best thing about living in new york like you’ll just be making a pissy
crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks to protect others when we leave the house, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep
fringecomix: OLIVIA: She wasn’t me. How could you not see that? Now she’s everywhere. She’s in my house, my job, my bed, and I don’t want to wear my clothes anymore, and I don’t want to live in my apartment, and I don’t want to be with you.
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