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Btdubs, if you’re doing something with me, say, for example, a commission, please don’t disable asks and fanmail, or at the very least, give me your email or steam or skype so I can contact you because Tumblr’s communications are absolute fucking
Here’s all the emoticon stuff I got done for some lovely people. I’m done with that now. Thank you for doing it with me!
kkiittyykkaatt:Playing with my bedpost while daddy’s not with me
This was A Thing? A very upsetting thing. Nothing about those statue busts says “Yes pose nude with me, I totally won’t possess you and/or haunt your nightmares forever”
heblackmailedme4sex: I’d never cheated on my husband before but this is exactly why married women shouldn’t shoplift. I got caught and I had to let the security man rail me bareback to get him to not turn me in. But hopefully my husband won’t ever
fairyprincess68: ~~~ selfies: mmmmm you make me so wet … yes you do … ;) ….. even when you are not with me @makinmajik I imagine you are …. & the result is always umm lovely …
gapegirl: My boyfriend broke up with me after this video shoot, he wasn’t mad three guys fisted me in a stairwell for a couple hours and completely destroyed my pussy, he was mad I let all of them cum in my mouth! Xoxo Gapegirl Love the caption,
cuddlyxmedics: khatmedic2: sir-antlers: dertodesgott: markingatlightspeed: ashypeen: askthesuperseriousmedic: unless-its-a-farm: derrierevous: therabbitsoldier: ‘I said to him, sir, that you couldn’t find me guilty of the offense
OK…last one…i really hope u liked it…lol…i posted enough of it…lol…I so love my sweet sexy followers…I have some catching up to do again in my inbox…I love that u all r not shy with me…sending
magalomania: This is how I plan on luring Alex into bed with me every Friday night. Hopefully, it works. [ps: I get asked a lot if my areola are tattooed, they’re not…they’re just naturally dark/large and the reason they’re so defined is because
HAI GUYS. here is a picture of me recently not with my tits out, YAAAAAY. oh wait, you prefer the boobs. sorry about that everyone. I’m off to write a new godsgirls journal.
Fight for me, not with me.
fayren: My set of illustrations for 7 Patch Problem, which I will have with me at Fanime (and all my other conventions!). They will also be available as prints. <3 I love these so much ;w; Important note: Fayren goes to more conventions than me!
Can anyone commission me via Amazon giftcards? o3o
And make me cry in the real life it’s not easyIj hz hzmzuxj np vhvwdgdyvy, njt piv hdzmyv yz kzmnjiv, ¿kjm lpé omvovi yz cvxzmhz nziodm wdzi? ij gj ziodziyj, hz ndzioj ovi hvg kjm znoj.
Can I not just be happy?
stuckinthesummertime: Seafolly Giveaway!! So basically my cousin works in a surf shop thats not selling seafolly anymore. Pluss they have discontinued this Bikini anyway, so she gave it to me, cos it was my size..but i already have the exact one from
I spent much of my childhood sat with my father or, amongst friends, ogling over scantily clad women. I knew as a boy, it was supposed to be the best thing ever, but with time, I would come to realise that I didn’t respond to the girls like they did,
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
Watch TV with me and get to experience me critiquing the quality of the closed captioning the entire time
It is so frustrating when someone asks a straightforward question and people respond with unhelpful opinions.Like, I was looking up when the best time to play the New Vegas DLCs is (storywise and levelwise) and half the threads where people ask about
the winning rebloggers are as follows: PRIZE A (the one with all the candy): sscagnetti PRIZE B (sfw sketch postcard of a homestuck character or your OC): the-damnedest-creature lordskelezeron @wrenchwiitch (it’s not letting me tag you and i don&rsq
What’s up with Tumblr? My activity feed is completely dead
secretshelf: Some aftermath of an evening @erotic-nonfiction spent with me. It was delightful for all! (Please do not remove credits.)
*Me and my friend drunk*Friend: yo what should I draw? Me: draw… a banana stripper and…. a demon babe touching her penis with one of those spinny hats.Friend: I got you Just a lit Friday night lolO
kobresias:hadeantaiga:smolanxiouscatvoid:dykebluejay:wingleader:dreamsequencer::if youre adhd/autistic (or both like this dude here) im just here to say you’re NOT annoying me when you scroll through my blog for half an hour (or longer, who cares)
Outfit of the day! Saw my English teacher while I was buying this baby. After a long time, I’ve been reunited with my love.♥ Though it’s too small……
timcanpy: Naruto…I now remember those words you once told me… that when you’re finally with me, you finally understand what is like to have a brother … and when i think of it that way…. that feeling… I finally get it now. I’ve been traveling
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who
pancakiest: “c’mon rhodey, lighten up! we just defeated a kaiju. and lived.” “tones, everyday with you is like a non-stop kaiju battle.” “ouch. that hurt, sourpatch. but we both know that’s not entirely true.”
pwnyta: I doodled RhFe… I actually drew more stuff but this… is sadly the least sketchy…whatever since its late most people wont be on… ’//w’/// Since im a wimp I can only deal with fluff and theres not enough fluffy Rhodey/Tony…
slomps: People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
one big question hands with me here. will there be. aoba with a ponytail. animated.
ok2beme: I will ‘dangle the carrot’ in front of this pig. he thinks that anonymity is OK…..but NOT with Me. he will most assuredly pose before the camera with all shame buried within his URGE to become one of MINE….they all do…EVENTUALLY. Then
wramseywriter: “A steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action.” I vote that we, as a country, make up for the jail time this criminal did not receive. Who’s up for ruining this guy’s life and family name with me?
sobeitjay2: wemustntlurkindoorways: gingersofficial: Oh so you really gonna make my cry like this… I love it. @mgenvy7 cry with me now man fuck yall with this touching beautiful shit
fyeahroleplayingrabbit: all of our RPs are over and done with, some finished, some not. we hardly talk. i doubt she uses her OC’s, and now I’ve kind of…adopted them. Even though we as a couple have broken up, I can’t break up our characters.
manglemymind: But something’s wrong with world, not with me. Niby śmieszne, ale nie zabawne, cholera.
nyblueeyes: I think this is an impossible task…😔💋 Not with me, it’s a done deal with extra Orgasms 😈🤪😈🤪😈🤪😈🤪😈
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me …or even worse…they fall out of love with you
3leapfrogs: .3leapfrogsCome leap with me and jump in the POND!•=• •=• •=•160,000 posts with 32,500 followers Thanks!
lunarsolstice: If you’re not with me, I go empty. There’s nothing to change. There’s nothing to fake. I fell in love with you.
If you’re not with me, I go empty. There’s nothing to change. There’s nothing to fake. I fell in love with you.
hotterthanafrica: There are people who have said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive of gay marriage, gay adoption, basically of gay rights but with all due respect I humbly dissent, I’m not being brave, I’m being a decent human being.
happinessishardtofind: “At some point you realize these people you’re hanging out with are your ‘party friends’; they’re not going to give a sh*t about you in 10 years. Then you remember who you really want around you.” (via imgTumble)
lifeisagreatsunrise: I few weeks ago i was Waiting at the train station and out of nowhere I see this girl, she’d obviously been crying and hadn’t slept for a while. I tried not to stare but it was so strange because she had nothing with her. No
vaitape: flovverita: youth-lagoon: Portsea night with mah buds lovely i’m not jealous at all
t-ygress: bl-ossomed: “Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.” I miss the show so much :(
yes-she-would: I know that she has with other men, but not with me. That’s bc I own her and you just are married to her and buy her stuff
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
Play with your penis. Not with me.
daddysir62: Open for Daddy little one, remember who belong to my love, Shy is what can be with the boys your age, not with me …
poodelle: 1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
typovision: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person
imabloodymartian:madeinlagosin1983:One of my former students, Danielle McLarty, shared this with me, and I honestly lost it 😭😩. The power of a great teacher…
monochrome + schneeblings drawn for @rwbyxw ! :D in thanks for all the lovely art you have shared with me so far <313 year old Weiss meets secretly with her faunus sweetheart Blake. Whitley follows her into the woods to catch her (because he’s a
yes-she-would: I know that she has with other men, but not with me.
