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So you’re with her not with me, I hope she’s sweet and so pretty I hear she cooks delightfully, a little angel beside you So you’re with her and not with me, oh how lucky one man can be I hear your house is small and clean Oh how lovely
sphaway15: trashdonut: katyvanaimee: My husband thinks so too Ugh, I love it when a hot female friend feels like she can talk about men with me. She doesn’t consider me a potential boyfriend anymore. She might even think I like men, but instead
itsallprimal: dreamsinmetaphors: inner-desires-within: Chivalry is far from dead with me. Absolutely true. This is why I do these things..she is not incapable, she is not helpless, shes is not less then me. She is special and should be shown as such.
personal-interest-in-you: <3
luffys-hat:My problem isn’t that my favourite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this
being-pleased: It arouses me when you struggle. Not with me, no… that fight was long since lost… but it arouses me when you struggle with yourself. When your shyness, when that little girl inside you, can’t believe what a wanton slut you are being
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beautflstranger: where? with Me. how far will we be going? as far as you wish. will it be dark? very. will i lose my way? not with Me. if i place my hand in yours…. I promise you that I’ll never let it go. ~ beautflstranger
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
dcaupanels: Batman Adventures v1 #02 - Catwoman’s Killer Caper This is the most popular post I have ever made on this site. I thought “You are not affiliated with me” had overtaken it a while back, but no, “Ha! Idiots!” still reigns supreme
bladdershycutiepie: lu-wee-gi: fullbladderlemons: Louder, please.Okay so I didn’t think I would have to post this for the (3rd) time, but…PleasePleasePleaseDo not message me with live holds.Do not message me asking if I have to pee.Do not message
queen-cyclops: “Insatiable” looks so fucked up in so many ways, but the fact that the main character gets punched by a man and gets her mouth wired shut is the part that really resonates with me, because that’s not a unique experience. Fat women
im-significant: theknorthernking: Incredible oh my god is it not only me whose brain shorts out completely when someone changes the amount they handed me
misandry-mermaid: dazebras: animedavidbowie: unrecognizedpotential: forgottenawesome: Do You Love Someone With Depression? If you have a partner or are close to someone who struggles with depression, you may not always know how to show them you
Who knew I actually possessed emotions, let alone jealousy?! Like I’m genuinely mad at my ex because it should’ve been me. He’s not doing this to make me jealous, of course. He doesn’t even know what I see/find out because I keep
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’) This I like…and I’m not a political type poster at all. But totally agree with
seulgiwlw: My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this
obligatory life update!I have a wicked cool flat, that i will be living in and being all ~independent in. sort of. not at all. my baby sitter is moving in with me, to stop me accidentally sticking a fork in a toaster. We have almost eeeverything sorted,
immaplatypus: viva-la-fat: i wanna punch my computer why all these things with dreamworks better than Disney/Pixar????? Don’t even with me, when you try to tell me that shit i point to DW’s latest fuck up Turbo and Pixar’s only miss Cars 2
deckitout: I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong playersHOWEVERUncle Thorin would totally wipe the floor with them. but not with Bilbo as a partner.
bethanyactually: wagnetic: All I want is a show with good representation (of like any kind, for fuck’s sake) that A- isn’t stressful (I like my entertainment to not make me feel bad??) and B- I’m not too scared to watch because YOU MUST LIKE IT
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
so i solo yolo’d b/c i had like five green tickets and was close to a blue one and got an sr eli but it’s so not cute akfhka. and got an sr kotori with the blue tickets which is also not cute but at least better wwww
despurrate: heartclap-deactivated20160609: .un-kept promisesprompt 06: valentine’s day for rivamikaweekwordcount: 1400author’s note: this is really not what i wanted to do at all, and i’m really sad because i wanted to write something romantic
beautiful-blue-eyed-girl: beautflstranger: where? with Me. how far will we be going? as far as you wish. will it be dark? very. will i lose my way? not with Me. if i place my hand in yours…. I promise you that I’ll never let it go. ~ beautflstranger
myannoyances:Okay, say it with me: My mental health problems are real and they are valid I will not judge myself for the bad days when I can barely get out of bed I will not make myself feel worse because someone else appears to be handling their mental
Had yet another meeting with my boss. I’ve made 4 people now want to quit and are refusing to work with me. Turns out I’m not a people person but they can’t afford to lose me.
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]
noonecanhelpmebutyou: Fuck this. Fuck this post so much. Do not tell me your best friend would not sit at your lunch table for three fucking days just staring blankly at your old seat wishing you were there to fill the space with laughter. Do not
gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
if you think the friendzone is real unfollow me right now
Trust is not just handed out. It’s something you have to earn with me. And the frist time you lie to me is when you lose all changes of me ever trusting you. There’s no reason I’m a very understandable person.
Olive - You’re Not AloneYou’re not aloneI’ll wait till the end of timeopen your mindsurely it’s plain to seeyou’re not aloneI’ll wait till the end of time for yousurely it’s time to be with me.
daughter-taboo: daughterdaddyincestfantasies:Daddy had said no…he couldn’t do it…he couldn’t cheat on mom…not with anyone, but especially not with me…his own daughter…not until he came home a little tipsy one night…and I was there…waiting
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In my experience, the guys who interact with me, like me. I do nothing to communicate that I’m interest in them. I’m not flirtatious, I’m not sexual, I have no history of throwing myself at anyone, in fact, I’m used to being alone, that’s
Wearing panties doesn’t seem like a very Phyrexian thing to do. BUT IT IS OKAY WITH ME! :D This is awesome and i’m loling.
ohhhhh my god, shit just got fucking tragic, nooooooOOOOOOOBUT !!!!! THE MAIDS!!!! ONE OF THE MAIDS IS BACK!!!! SHE IS HERE WITH ME OMFG I MISSED YOU MAID-CHAN ////////////// ♥♥♥♥
also if you don’t like me as a person, great! i am very aware of people who do not like me on here. this site is filled with many kinds of people and its not possible to like every single user due to different interests or even just because. unfollow
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![empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8e96ec1bef22_128.png){kind=avatar}
![Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3fb4950200f969cbaa46501d0570588/tumblr_n8iwrrxyLC1qetpq0o4_250.gif)
