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“Jesus, Jesus he says, but he’s not praying to Jesus, he’s praying to you, not to your body or your face but to that space you hold at the centre, which is the shape of the universe… How does it feel to be a god… ?”— Margaret Atwood
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
Jesus. Motherfucking. CHRIST. Hold on, sweet child. Let me spell it out for you.He’s not a sith.He is not a sith.He is not a sith.He is not a sith.He is NOT a sith.H-E I-S N-O-T A S-I-T-H. I do not know how to make it more clear. And yeah, I didn’t
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
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iroiroriro:makochantachibanana:These are highly skilled student-athletes and—one is not like the rest
miaoumint: voxiferous: grumpsaesthetics: grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the
not-enough-fandom: twosidesofthesameotp: apoosur: ssjdebusk: “y’all need jesus” i’ve been laughing at that for approximately 45 days His teeth play peekaboO OMFG! YALL NEED JESUS ima cry
otayurism: nikyforov: otayurism: nikyforov: “And maybe Yurio was loved by that god”…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN KUBO [x] YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS GRANDMAMUM SHANE. I WANT REAL ANSWERS CINNA. NOT FAKE NEWS OR ALTERNATIVE FACTS……COLD HARD CANON
moonhara: Sorry not sorry
lamboflucifer: Apocalyptica - I’m Not Jesus
emergencry: im not jesus but i can turn water into kool-aid
Guy I’ve been talking to for litterally 25 minutes: Are you bi? My goal this year is to have a 3someMe, super tired: geez, my goal is to not be a shitty person, good on you for high expectations
kongoupak: satizakito: ihatemylifecats: what-is-this-i-dont-even: lovrdlogic: kongoupak: lewd Please don’t do this ever again Why was this allowed to happen this is not the most explicit thing I have seen today… but close MY IMAGINATION!
coffeeandcastiel: i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK RELATED BUT I GUESS NOT JESUS FUCK
innerbear: i would love to feel this behind me in the club guysandpits: andy, you get me hard every time! andyjp: housesitting, so why not? Jesus.
spilly-b: not-jesus: So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen Yes.
buttliker: Jesus blessing us with a selfie
dontneedfeminism2: hominishostilis:spookients:hominishostilis:There are people on my dash arguing about whether or not Jesus thinks eating ass is a sin please let me off this ride.Is it a sin tho?I don’t even know anymore man they’re just screaming
Im Not From This World Come With Me To My Planet
ugh… All these local bands I’m meant to be following the progress of are just regurgitating the sounds of someone else in the local scene. Everything sounds the same, you have to create yourself otherwise I’m not going to be interested.
It’s not funny how alone I feel right now
felix-fixit: kokiron: okaysional: abstractbody: nayx: crispyweave: IM GONNA FUCKIGN PISS MYSLEF w what hte shit that was the slowest 7 minutes of me being a mixture of uncomfortable and laughing ever I did not just waste 7 minutes watching this…
Apocalyptica featuring Corey Taylor - I’m Not Jesus
i am not what i am
daily-men: With voice overs… you’re not thinking about the camera. So your voice becomes this thing that you can manipulate. And depending on the character you’re doing, it’s all concentration on your voice.
surprisebitch: singlemix: madamvega: boughieandbroke: boughieandbroke: wiiiine: soymaricon: billmurray1996: this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen I’m gagging… I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not I cant
dailyfilmactors: Chris Evans Photographed by Tony Duran for Flaunt can hE FUCKING NOT JESUS
JESUS CHRIST THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO SEXUALITIES AND HONESTLY IM TIRED OF BI AND PAN BEING LEFT OUT LIKE HELLO YES NOT STRAIGHT DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN GAY
No human being could survive this much torture and then still say, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they have done.”
magalomania: desireexelyda: Topless Tuesday? Sure, why not. JESUS CHRIST.
To be a Rock and not to Roll
that's not pee, that's squirt
mattys-thigh-gap: Okay but if this is not jesus in person then idk
shiftingparadigms: I SEE YOU KOTETSU EATING THOSE LITTLE WEINERS I HAVE A WEINER TOO IT’S NOT LITTLE
hndsp: playing by an open window. ask box is open as always, i love hearing from y’all :) oh jesus i think i just died a little
what is up with the british eurovision performances JESUS
Oh god if after the special they go back in hiatus jesus fuck
Literally don’t even bother buying your baby toys Wanna know my daughters favorite toys? -an empty water bottle -the safety tag on her playmat -her burpcloth -my face Wanna know what’s NOT her favorite toy? -her 30$ Sophie La Giraffe teething
bootyexpress: madame-mircalla: not-so-tall-gay-danny: Oh my god republicans are so fucking stupid holy shit lmao “there’s no y-axis” i literally screamed
togamibyakuyasexual: sailinginstars: look aT ALL THESE ARMINS I SAW IN HOWLS MOVING CASTLE JESUS CHRIST Howl’s Moving Armins
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caliverable: dashingicecream: good lord the wind outside sounds like a screeching monkey maybe its not the wind maybe there’s rough monkey sex happening outside go see -literally gets up to check- they must have fucking finished cause the screaching
conradverner: mymasseffect: You’re not done yet, T’soni… by *neehs
please do not pour ¼ of miku into any pot pls
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
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