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“The hero. The leader. The god” by Alexandre Kosolapov. And why not?
Why not Zoidberg?
Because I’m not worthy to serve such a Goddess. Don’t hold it against me Britney :( A world without You? Nothing. To worship You is to be right, about everything.
rincentric: fencer-x: Free! season 2 final PV subs, anyone…? “I’ll take that cool expression of yours…and make it hot.” JESUS THAT LINE IS THE HOTTEST THING I HAVE HEARD FUCK ME SIDEWARDS I am holding back everything right now…I
ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS JESUS CHRIST
aloveleelady: autohaste: How to be a Reverse Racist JESUS this!!!!!!
“I am not Jesus. I will not forgive.”
“Yeah, not so cute when it happens to You, is it, bitch? This is for ever girl you ever forced to gag on your pathetic cock. But I’m not going to let you off so easy.”
tylerthewolf: cyberqueer: British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x) i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset
It will be a sorta practice stream for my digital arts. I may allow requests.But be warned, not even Jesus knows how those will turn out.
storytellerdraws: Northern Excursion to an outsider. I was not prepared for this
breastforce: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions
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enzoxyz15: I’m a thirsty bitch and a child of sin :DSweet baby Jesus °^°If for some reason you decide to reblog..pls don’t tag Mark…I don’t want him to notice me by THIS I SEE YOUR SINSHAMESHAAAAAAAAAAAME
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santanist: tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
I woke up in the middle of the night last night and for the first time in months I felt a presence in my room. I could feel it reading my mind. I’ve been so happy without these experiences in my life lately and I will not allow them back. While I do
onlyblackgirl: hentai-ass: bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play This again lmfao whoop whoop “SEE I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR A TIC TAC, A SHAWTY LIKE ME NEEDS A BIG MAC….I WANNA SCREAM BOY, NOT GIGGLE.”
radderthanu: tag yourself prequels edition. i’m jesus tbh.
Here’s for you, mr Wuffen. I wish you to meet far more pleasurable kind of people from now on.jesus christ my followers are the best i’m crying such happy tears atm omg
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
You would not believe your guts
There’s a racial joke in there and I’m not going to say it.
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
smoothmovedude replied to your post:jesus fucking christ i’m only 32 years old when…get up i’d love to, but i’m an old fucking man and I have to go to bed now so that I can go to work so that i can pay a house note and a car note
sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these fucking levels holy… whiiiiich ooooone (also are you playing on Normal cos jesus it can be a bitch sometimes) *plays soothing music and passes an infinite ammo RPG-7* i don’t
Johnny and the Jesus Crew
entropy-is-inbound: Sweet Baby Jesus
[drops in front of your computer screen] tag your fics for character death jesus fucking christ
fret not, dear heart
bigger than jesus
libraryoftheancients: lunapics: laneybugawesomeness: It’s technically true. My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.
Employee quits job at for-profit child prison camp after being told to order three siblings not to hug each other.
tinyconfusion: “He must get the credit for this, not me, not David Tennant, Russell T. Davis. Now, me and Russell T. Davis, have serious personal difficulties and disagreements. We don’t get along. But he’s the man who’s responsible. He took
This tree was like two feet last time I saw it jesus christ
aryousavvy: @karltims: There’s a big gay rainbow over Dublin, if that’s not Jesus giving the Yes vote I don’t know what is [x]
peiranoid: literallysame: Flappy Bird’s creator is taking the game down (x) thank jesus I think this is really sad. This guy made a game, maybe not a very good game, maybe a really difficult game (wouldn’t know, haven’t played it and
professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the
did-yuo-kno: thesmithgirl90: did-yuo-kno: Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor! Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white
pentupgayness: almaasi: Can I just point out that he checks out the guy not the girls. #i will reblog every version i see of this moment because oh my god jensen #i can’t decide whether you’re being this blatant on purpose or not #jesus christ
envybakemono: BAKI’S FOLLOW FOREVER If you’re on here you’re not just screwed now, you’re going to continue to be screwed over for as long as this jerk decides he likes you. Seriously, thank you so much for putting up with my muse, and now that
If it's not a plate, it can wait.
polpota: What Spike did for April Fools’ Day. It’s too bad I didn’t notice it (I only checked as far as the main page) but thankfully someone on twitter shared the screencap! I’m not sure if they also did a prank for DR1 but if they did and it’s
libertarirynn: libfas: Today in Goodbye Britain How to do your makeup after an acid attack UK population skyrockets despite native birthrates still down Rape of white girls by Muslim gangs is NOT racist London primary school reflects British future
chlorokin: Happy Easter!! From your Pastel Prince(ss) 😏💜🐣🐰 Well, something has risen…
NOBODY IS SEEEING HER. NOT GOD, NOT JESUS, NOT HIS 12 DISCIPLES.
juiciercouture: arcaneloquence: alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong
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perpetualvelocity: flarnge: mage-of-time: sarahexplosions: lordspambot: YOU ARE THE FUTURE #THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS #NOT A CYLINDER TO COOK PASTA #NOT A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES #NOT A PAN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO COOK SMALL BURGERS #BUT A PRODUCT
sexy-men-with-bellies-or-not: Jesus fucking Christ, the atrocities I would commit just to be in the presence of these unbelievably masculine, majestically handsome, seductive GODS!!! There are not enough words…
wellcoached: leprinceofsins: frenchguysarehot: I NEED the original of this.. Jesus I’m not Jesus but that’s Phillip Anadarko and Mike Evans from GayHoopla watch em here…http://tmblr.co/Z04gqp1RDJUr7
And we forgive those who trespass against us and led us not into temptation 🙌💒🙏 #church #God #Catholic #Jesus #Mary #flowers (Taken with instagram)
iblug: hellamobbin: rewindthis: wisteriafield: lightskinjeezus: Nigga was playing no games White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out How do you even move that fast. He said “NOT TODAY U NOT” JESUS
itistimetodisappear: doingitforthevine: not gonna lie i just read “start with 2 big spoons of nutella” and hit reblog one of these is not like the others
Can he not?
retrogasm: Raquel Welch is probably not Jesus, but Jesus she is hot…
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
The most important scene in this episode.Not the cluster,not lapis..THIS.
datcatwhatdances: alpaca-san: ฟ BJ commission. There are no words. Wait wait. That was only ฟ? jesus. :o That’s a steal. And i have to say… i’m not usually into the blowjob pics, but this one is really adorable. That’s
dashingicecream: i dunno if you knew about this buuuuuuuuuut negitoro is basically confirmed i’d like to thank not only god, but jesus
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